Be the destruction of the Celestial Regiment! _Chapter 37 Grab the shop
I haven't done anything in the past two days, and Xiao Xue really didn't lie to me. On www.biquge.info the third day, the notice had already been delivered.
When he knocked on the door of my room, he first politely said hello to me, and then took out a jade slip and read: "The Elders Council order: Chen San, in view of your extraordinary courage and extraordinary strength, you are specially promoted to join the City Guard Department." ”
I took the jade slip and whispered, "Thank you, the elders. ”
"I've heard of your name a little before, it seems that you are a ruthless character who single-handedly provokes the melee stream, but it's a pity that the first person in the melee stream Daluo Jinxian didn't make a move......" The city guard said to me enthusiastically, "I'm Xie Qingping, and I've been a colleague since today." ”
I nodded politely and said softly, "Hello." ”
"It's your first day of work today, I'll help you lead the way," Xie Qingping said with a smile...... "After all, you don't know anything at the moment, you need someone to take you to fly happily." Hahahaha, I accidentally told a joke, it's funny, right? ”
I glanced at Xie Qingping, because I couldn't find a laugh point in this joke at all.
Xie Qingping touched the back of his head in embarrassment, then handed me the uniforms of the city guards and led me out of Qingyun Mountain. After leaving the mountain, Xie Qingping pointed to the vast urban area and explained to me: "A soldier of our level can go to patrol the first-level residential area. After all, we all have a poor sour smell, and we can't blend with the copper smell of the fourth-level residential area. Hahaha, funny, right? ”
I said flatly, "Hmm." ”
Xie Qingping's flight speed is not fast, and if I go all out, it will only take less than half a day to reach the first-level residential area. But Xie Qingping's strength is very weak, and I have to wait for him, and it is estimated that it will take two days to do it at this speed.
And along the way, Xie Qingping also told me a lot of things to be done by the city guards.
"We, the city guards, are the lights that light the darkness. Patrols are a must on weekdays, and if you see trash on the street, you have to pick it up. The most important thing for the city guards is to protect the people in Black Cloud City, and never let their lives be threatened. ”
"The city guards have a great right to freedom, but they must not do anything that harms the lives of the people and their faith. Otherwise, even the strongest city guards will be severely punished! ”
Xie Qingping told me a lot along the way, and when we arrived at the first-level residential area, the patrol began. I saw Xie Qingping enter a barber shop, he sat on the chair with a big grin, and smiled heartily at the boss: "Boss, give me a super cool hairstyle." ”
"Great!"
I saw that the boss was very serious and carefully helped Xie Qingping get a haircut, and after the haircut, Xie Qingping did become much more handsome. Standing in front of the mirror, he couldn't help but touch his hair, and sighed, "Why am I so good-looking......"
I glanced at him helplessly, and I didn't expect this guy to come to get a haircut when he was at work. But at this moment, Xie Qingping slammed his fist on the wall, and the mirror was suddenly shattered. And Xie Qingping looked into the boss's eyes, and he roared angrily: "It's too bad!" Money! ”
The boss was stunned and said, "Aren't you still very satisfied?" ”
"Shut up!"
I saw Xie Qingping slap the boss in the face and knock him out of the store. Then Xie Qingping looked at me, and he hurriedly said, "Help, take away all the valuable things." Oh yes, although it is said that valuable things should be taken away, but money should also be taken away...... Hahaha, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt. ”
I watched the robbery in amazement, and remembered my first day in Black Cloud City. Until the store was ransacked, I was still in a daze at what to do.
The boss ran in and hugged Xie Qingping's legs, and he hurriedly cried: "Official, I am old and young, you ......"
"Get out of here!"
Xie Qingping kicked the boss away, and then swaggered out of the store. I reluctantly followed him, and as soon as I walked out, Xie Qingping handed me a bill of 100,000 cosmic coins, and he smiled: "Take it." ”
I was stunned and said, "One hundred thousand cosmic coins? ”
"Don't be too young......," Xie Qingping said seriously, "Qingyunmen has an order, and every month you must grab more than 50 billion worth of finances to return to Qingyunmen." If you can't do it, you will have to deduct your salary, and we can get a commission of one percent, which is 500 million. All the money in the store just now is worth 10 million, so we will each take 100,000. ”
Money...... How did you make it? This is the rule of Qingyunmen?
I couldn't believe it: "Why would Qingyunmen do such a thing? ”
"Only in this way can the people be motivated to work harder to exercise themselves, don't think they are losing, we have already arranged, a store only grabs once in half a year on average, after all, the wool is out of the sheep! Poof, my joke actually borrowed a classic sentence, isn't it funny? ”
I couldn't help but fall into deep thought, the rules of Qingyunmen are really a little uncomfortable, no wonder other forces don't like Qingyunmen very much.
"There are rules today," Xie Qingping took out a piece ......of paper, and he said seriously, "According to the captain, it seems that there is a lot of money hidden in this place, let's go and empty it." Hahaha, Chen San, you are really lucky, you can do big business the first time you come over. ”
I frowned, "Captain? Who is our captain? ”
"It's Lord Chaos." Xie Qingping said seriously.
This is definitely not a good thing!
I remembered what Xiao Xue told me, there was a special task on the first day of work, and it was arranged in a mess, it was definitely not a good task.
I frowned and said, "Can I not go?" ”
"Of course you can't ......," Xie Qingping said seriously, "Believe me, the captain treats people very well, if he says that he has a good business, he will definitely not deceive people." Let's go, the city guards must not disobey orders. ”
I sighed deeply, so it seems...... You can only take one step at a time.
Xie Qingping happily took me to the address given by the captain, which was simply an adult street. The whole street is full of massage parlors, but inside is all pink lights, and even an idiot knows that this place must be not serious.
Xie Qingping took me to hide in the alley, he pointed to the fourth massage parlor, and said very seriously: "According to the information obtained by the captain, that massage parlor secretly transfers money once a month, just enough to get rid of our search. Today is the day for them to transfer money, and they will be able to do things neatly for a while, but don't let the money run away. ”
I said helplessly, "Can't I really go?" ”
"Coward, watch my Tiger Green take the lead in the charge, and make sure that you can catch it!"
I saw Xie Qingping roaring very passionately, and then immediately ran towards the fourth massage parlor. He ran all the way to the door, kicked and smashed the glass door at the door, and roared angrily: "There is actually a grain of dust on the glass door, this simply defiles the hygiene of Black Cloud City, pay the fine immediately!" ”
He swaggered into the massage parlor, and I had a bad premonition. Sure enough, an extremely powerful aura emanated from the massage parlor, and Xie Qingping, who had just entered for less than two seconds, flew out upside down, and he fell heavily to the ground, spurting out a large mouthful of blood.
What's going on!
I saw a burly man in armor walking out of the massage parlor, his eyes widened angrily, and he roared: "Even dare to rob my shop, the people of the fifth team, you are impatient, aren't you?" ”
"II...... Two...... Second Captain, Lord ......" Xie Qingping trembled with fright, and he hurriedly said, "No, I just happened to be passing by." Chen San, come out and help me explain, I really just happened to be passing by! ”
I saw that the second captain immediately turned his head to look at me, and I instantly felt a burst of killing intent.
Not to mess with! It turned out to be a high-level sub-saint!
This stupid Xie Qingping actually pulled me in!
At this time, I shivered and took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit it, gritted my teeth and said: "What happened to be passing by, I said before, this store has an extraordinary temperament at first glance." From the decoration style, it can be seen that the boss must be a big man with taste. Second Captain, I didn't agree with it from the beginning. As long as you say a word, I will cut off this guy's head on the spot, and I will never hesitate! ”