"Another sad story!" I said helplessly. Why is it that every time Mao encounters aiqing stories about men and women, they all end in tragedy?

Old Yu Tian pursed his lips, did not answer my question for a long time, and after a few minutes of silence, he continued to speak: "It is indeed a sad story, at first that young man came here to take pictures, and ended up meeting this girl in the mountains.

This young man has never met a girl with such clean eyes, so he used all the methods of the girl in the city to that girl. The girl could not resist this temptation, and the two of them lived together.

After a little more than a month, the young man was leaving the city and returning to the city, and when he left, he wanted the girl to leave with him. But the girl refused the other party's request, because there were very strict rules in the village, and the concept that had been ingrained for many years was reflected at this moment.

The young man was helpless, thinking that his fate was over, so he returned to the city alone. Before leaving, the girl said that when he came back to marry her, otherwise she would be killed. The young man is just smiling, dewy husband and wife, why take it seriously, who can be frightened by saying such a curse?

But what the young man didn't expect was that what the girl was talking about was really not a curse, but Miao Jiang's Gu poison. Shortly after the young man's seizure, his grandfather arrived. Fortunately, this young man's grandfather is a big man in the army, and he has been a well-informed man all his life, and he can be regarded as well-informed from birth to death, and he found Meng Po after being recommended.

And Meng Po's original intention was to save this pair of infatuated men and women, so during the competition, she did not use the poisonous Gu technique, but used the Ecstasy Gu, hoping to make this infatuated girl take the initiative to surrender and admit defeat after falling into the Gu.

Who would have thought that this girl's nature was like fire, and when her consciousness could not control her body, she adopted the method of burning jade, which Meng Po could not have imagined in advance.

The girl is dead, so naturally Meng Po won. The elders in the village lifted the aiqing Gu on the young man according to the agreement, but he also placed the Absolute Gu on the young man's body.

Since Chrissy and I couldn't see it when the Gu poison was lifted, I don't know how the other party solved the Gu and the Gu. It's just that when the elder came out of the room, he said coldly to the bodyguard who sent the young man over later: "Although this young man doesn't have to die anymore, he can't be friends with women again in this life, otherwise it will be a dead end." ”

The four bodyguards were anxious after hearing this, ah! Dare to love this, this is to let the chief's family cut off their children and grandchildren. I had to rush up and reason with the elders now, and it was too late for Meng Po to stop it.

I only saw that the elder didn't care about how many people rushed up from the other party, but just coughed a few times at the four people. Looking at the four people who all bled to death in seven holes, Meng Po told us two afterwards that those bodyguards were all killed by the Underworld Gu, as for when the elder gave them the Gu and how it was launched, Meng Po avoided talking about it. ”

As soon as Lao Yu's voice fell, Chrissy took it, "Jia Shu, do you think about when the other party poisoned us when the two of us were eating breakfast?" Moreover, we don't know anything about the way, method, and type of poisoning by the other party, so can we not be extra careful when dealing with such an enemy? ”

I know that the story that Lao Yu told me was to let me know that the way Miao Jiang Gu people were going to be Gu was really strange and unguardable. And what Chrissy said is not unreasonable, but whenever I want to agree with their point of view, the Miao Jiang Gu man who is tied with scotch tape will appear in my mind, lingering, which makes my heart very entangled.

Chrissy saw what I was thinking, so she continued to say to me: "Jia Shu, we won't force you, when we find the sloppy Taoist, you can ask the other party's opinion, and you will know that we are doing the right thing." ”

I nodded helplessly, and then I heard Lao Yu pointing to the navigator and asking me, "This should be Dongshan, right?" ”

In order to alleviate the embarrassing situation in the car, I pointed to the sun and replied, "I don't know this sun, so don't use me as a local." ”

The other party was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the cold joke I told was really cold, and after laughing, he parked the car under a certain tree near the foot of the mountain.

After this Nima got out of the car, several of us began to scratch our heads, it seems that our eyes are full of lofty mountains and mountains, where can we find a bad old man who is addicted to alcohol?

Suddenly, I discovered the key word that would lead us to the sloppy Taoist: wine! So, I was ecstatic and asked Lao Yu beside me, "Can you smell the wine?" ”

"This depends on the specific situation, especially the main thing is that the distance should not be too far, because it is winter, and the wind on the mountain is very strong, if you want to find someone through a little wine, I am afraid it will be a little difficult." The old man said a lot of things.

I hated it, because I didn't understand what the other person meant, so I shortened the sentence and asked again, "Can or can't?" ”

Old Yu gave me a bitter look, and then said, "Then you have to transform to smell the wine!" ”

"Then you should quickly transform." I couldn't wait to say, "Jia Shu, it's winter." "Lao Yu seems to be very afraid of the cold.

"Nima, winter is coming, will spring be far away?" I found out how talented I was.

"Do you try to run naked?" Lao Yu said to me angrily, "Nima, if I am covered in hair, I dare to take it off." "I don't understand, how can those animals that survive in the wild have to buy down jackets by one person in winter? What are you doing with those hairs?

"You two don't quarrel, let's go up the mountain first, and then we will talk." Chrissy was afraid that we would continue to argue, so she stood up and persuaded the two of us.

Lao Yu and I glanced at each other, and then each snorted coldly and stopped paying attention to the other. Chrissy reluctantly led the way up the hill.

There are so many mountains in this place, one after another, and Chrissy has been wandering around with us for half an hour, and we haven't even seen a single figure, let alone found a sloppy Taoist.

"Why don't you try to transform?" Chrissy paused and asked tentatively to the old man behind her.

"It's not that I don't move, it's that it's too cold, and I'm afraid that I'll be frozen into popsicles as soon as I strip naked." After listening to Chrissy's proposal, Lao Yu first shivered, and then replied bitterly.

I said in my heart, why are you so hard, can you have me to go to the Great Compassion Temple that time? Count nine cold winter** is frozen outside, not to mention, the tongue is still stuck by the big snot bubble, really, you will not be productive in this life.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but glare at Lao Yu fiercely. Lao Yu avoided my eyes, glanced at Chrissy again, and found that the other party was also trembling, after all, this is on the mountain, not on the flat ground, the wind is strong and the temperature is low, it seems that it will go on like this, it won't take an hour, and our group of people will have to go back to the car and turn on the air conditioner to keep warm.

Lao Yu was entangled for a long time, Zuihou gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and he died. I began to take off my clothes one by one, and I saw that Ya's snot began to flow longer and longer as the clothes decreased, and just when I was happy, Lao Yu finally took off his clothes and turned into a big fluffy dog.

to be continued