Chapter 030: Customs

"Well, rubbing shoulders, breast and buttocks~~" Most of the residents here are women, and there is no word "dressing" at all, and the two lumps of flesh on the chest tremble and tremble, all shapes and sizes, which opened Lin Xiao's eyes and feasted his eyes. However, the difference in skin color is still very boring.

More curious than this background/setting, he was more curious about how ancient Egyptian women prevented their breasts from sagging during development when they had no clothes to wear, how to use natural herbs from ancient Egypt to prepare sunscreen, and how to weave simple menstrual bands from reed stalks that were abundant on the banks of the Nile...... In ancient Egypt, there were neither tampons nor toilet paper, and the so-called papyrus was not so much paper as a relatively thin triple plywood, and it was also very expensive, and no one was willing to take it to wipe the buttocks......

Far away, Lin Xiao found that the "supreme" Egyptian pharaoh sitting firmly on the golden throne was only wearing a short skirt or loincloth called "Nuge White", shirtless on his upper body, a turban wrapped around his head, and a necklace around his neck, and he was still wearing straw slippers or sandals on his feet...... Huh? How does the face of the Pharaoh always remind me of the shirtless watermelon seller downstairs with a towel wrapped around his head?

This line of work is too cheap, right? It's only seven or eight kilometers, and what he meows is completely two worlds!

As for the typical dress of Egyptian women, it is the modern "chunik" - a low-cut, off-the-shoulder sleeveless tubular tight, long or short, sometimes with one or two shoulder straps, similar to the simplified tube skirt of the low-cut skirt of a modern bar dancer.

From the upper class of the aristocracy to the common people, the Egyptian costumes were basically like this, men wore short skirts shirtless, and women wore off-the-shoulder low-cut skirts, the style was not much different, the difference was only in the dyeing, patterns, fabric texture, gold and silver ornaments, etc.

Shoes in ancient Egypt were also expensive, and most people chose to walk barefoot, and only the wealthy could afford to wear sandals. As for socks, bras, and panties...... At that time, it had not been invented, not even pants - pants were the original of horseback nomads, and the farming peoples did not wear pants at first, even the conservative Chinese did not wear pants under the robe until after King Zhao Wuling's "Hu Fu Riding and Shooting".

(You can imagine the scene of Confucius accidentally exposing his cock in public while reciting "The gentleman is frank, and the villain often chirps...... Hahaha)

In addition, even after adulthood, Egyptians were often naked at home - there was no air conditioning in those days, the room was stuffy and hot, and when they wore clothes, they quickly became wet with sweat. At that time, the quality of dyes was not very good, and colored cloth was easy to fade after wearing it for a long time.

Therefore, the clothes of the ancient Egyptians, in fact, are equivalent to modern dresses and uniforms, which are worn in public outside to show their status, as for casual clothes and underwear...... At that time, cloth was prohibitively expensive, and a single loincloth (similar to the crotch cloth of a modern sumo wrestler) was considered valuable. And the women's tube skirt, which consumes more fabric, is the most valuable dowry that is indispensable for girls, similar to the modern "three major pieces of marriage", it is good for ordinary people to have a good dress at home - in this way, everyone usually has to be naked.

In this way, in ancient Egyptian society, it was commonplace for people to run naked in the streets, to buy and sell naked in the market, or even to attend banquets naked, and there was no shame in them - however, clothes could not be worn, but amulets could not be worn, otherwise they would be ridiculed.

Thus, the ancient Egyptian aristocracy did not like to travel naked, not because of shame, but because of their own style—just as the modern rich must drive a limousine when traveling, and wear high-end fashion to a ball.

Of course, if you are lucky enough to receive an invitation to a noble family in ancient Egypt, you may be in good fortune - in order to avoid damaging expensive clothes, the maids of ancient Egyptian noble families usually worked naked, and only wore clothes on formal occasions such as going out, festivals, or holding banquets. And they often only wrap their waists, but expose their breasts - in order to save fabric, some women also wear short skirts or loincloths like men. For example, several famous female pharaohs in history often reprimanded their ministers in the grand hall with their bare arms and chests.

So, in the homes of the powerful in ancient Egypt, it is true that it is not uncommon to see groups of young naked women coming in and out without shyness, talking and laughing freely, just like the glamorous scenes filmed in Playboy's adult magazine.

In addition, perhaps because the clothing industry was so miserable, the art of make-up and body painting in ancient Egypt was quite good—drawing the eyebrows and the corners of the eyes with ink; Use malachite and aluminium ore to paint the eye circles greenish-gray; make lipstick with red ochre and ointment; Dye nails, palms and soles of feet with henna; As for the most fashionable ancient Egyptian ladies and ladies, they would paint their breasts gold and their nipples blue - it is conceivable that they must have gone to the banquet with their breasts bare or even naked.

According to wild history, because many people are accustomed to traveling naked, the ancient Egyptian court actually invented the profession of "pubic beautician".

Therefore, when the male slave owner of the flower heart cheats with the ladies and ladies of ancient Egypt, he must remember to let her take a good bath first. Otherwise, when you are intimacy, you will unfortunately taste a mouthful of natural toxic and harmful minerals, which is not something to be happy about.

As for the lowly Egyptian slave girls, dancers, and prostitutes, they were all naked in normal times, except that the dancers and prostitutes had some gold and silver ornaments on their bodies - in a sense, ancient Egypt was a huge celestial camp.

As for letting the Egyptian dancers wear a looming gauze and dance belly dance with a veil over their veils...... That was at least the time of the Roman Empire, or later, after the Arab invasions

Filtering the knowledge he had learned in his mind, Lin Xiao could only "hehe". Fortunately, this guy has no face and no skin, and follows the principle of "following the local customs", and soon blends into this lively ancient Egyptian community. Of course, before he figured out the laws of the local tribes, Lin Xiao would not eat other people's tofu indiscriminately. Besides, the skin color and race are different, so it's easy to get tired of aesthetics!

Looking at the ancient Egyptian beauties walking around naked on the street, Lin Xiao laughed: "Throw away the superfluous things like festival exercises with your clothes!" ”

In fact, if you think about it, for modern people, streaking does not seem to be an absolutely unacceptable thing. After all, we are no longer living in a feudal era that emphasizes three chastity and nine spirits. Outside the port of Provence in modern France, isn't there also an island inhabited by naked people with a permanent population of 200? Recently, the people of Taiwan seem to be actively learning from Europe and the United States, and have repeatedly set up illegal naturist camps in the suburbs of Taipei......

However, what made Lin Xiao speechless was that the two black Obasang didn't seem to intend to make Lin Xiao easy to pass, and there was an even more shameful thing waiting for him next-shaving!

Probably due to the extreme heat, the ancient Egyptians paid special attention to cleanliness, and were accustomed to shaving off all the hair and body hair that were prone to dirt and dirt, so as not to breed lice and other parasites on the body surface, which could induce all kinds of terrible diseases - the level of medical care in those days was also a tragedy.

But in this way, almost all the men and women of Egypt naturally became bald, and were replaced by wigs of all kinds. Over time, bald heads and wearing wigs became a custom among the ancient Egyptians, and the poor could not afford to buy wigs, so they wrapped a headscarf instead.

On the other hand, if someone has a lot of hair on his body and does not shave it clean, he will be humiliated and ridiculed by others, saying that he is dirty and not like the Egyptians.

As soon as he heard this, Lin Xiao's face darkened, Nima, this is a naked slap in the face, if he dares to shave his hair, how can he explain to Sister Qin and Feng Xiaoxi when he goes back? I can't argue with a hundred words!

With a black face, Lin Xiao directly performed the Mind Control Technique on the two Obasan, and then dragged a turf and turban from the side, hastily wrapped it, and strode into the gathering place