Daguang Expressway is the main artery connecting the north and south of China, on the side of the highway, on the low hills, a red muntjac is focusing on gnawing on the grass. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

A zombie doesn't know how to wander here, in the empty hills and mountains, it's a zombie, it's a lonely zombie, the most unusual thing is that the bridge of the zombie's nose, there is also a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, he walks crookedly, like an old pedant who eats the ancients, it has been chasing this red muntjac for half a month.

At the beginning of the chase, this red muntjac will be very frightened to jump out of a few hundred meters away, but half a month later, this lonely red muntjac recognized this lonely zombie, when the zombie approached it, it just gently twisted its ass to avoid him, and then continued to bow its head to graze, and then the zombie persevered close to the red muntjac, the red muntjac continued to twist the ass, just like that, they spent half a month together happily.

Bang!

A gunshot rang out, and the red muntjac pricked up its ears and looked around vigilantly, and the zombie behind its ass also stopped chasing, and its head turned like a mechanical dance.

The bullet with a caliber of 12.7 mm and a length of 99 mm flew away from the grass on both sides and penetrated the head of the red muntjac, and the bullet continued to carry potential energy through the head of the zombie.

Two lonely friends, lying on the grass forever.

"The world sniper record is 2430 meters, I visually measured your target distance of 2870m, the bullet flew in the air for 5s, the bullet flew from the shooting ground to the target location flight drop reached 64 meters, you stopped breathing when sniping, in order to avoid the flight error caused by the heart beating during sniping. To be able to hit two targets at the same time at such a distance, only one person in this world can do it! ”

Ye Yu burst out of the grass on the side of the road, Tang Yanran was supported by two members of the Feng Group, and a pair of eyes were staring at him coldly at this time, as well as the sniper rifle in his hand.

"Good luck, I'm lucky today." Ye Yu dodged Tang Yanran's compelling gaze.

"Good luck? In this world, there is only one sniper who can do it without distractions when sniping at the target, even if the bomb bursts above his head, he will not move, he once said a sentence, he is worshiped as a sniper god, 'sniper eyes, only the target in the sniper scope' I stood behind you for a long time, you didn't find it, you said you were lucky? ”

"Scarface, come here, let's go and bring the red muntjac back, we have to feast at noon today!" Ye Yu looked at it left and right, and led Scarface down the highway.

Ye Yu has been really hard these days, Tang Yanran's eyes are as accurate as the global positioning system, and he feels red every day. Bare. Living naked under those two satellites, and even when he peed, he had to scout the situation around him, and when there was a little wind and grass, he would shake it, and then he had to wash his hands.

He is a little afraid now, he himself in the previous life actually lived in such a pair of cold eyes, and he even wondered if his own residence in the previous life was full of cameras, and Nima himself was dating the five-fingered baby in front of the computer screen.

"Stalker! Voyeurism! I'm going to whip you with cold water, come on, hurt each other. Ye Yu muttered. Scarface was frightened far away from Ye Yu's attack range, you know, just because he drove the car into the ditch, the egg is still swollen now.

However, although Tang Yanran caused tons of damage to Ye Yu, Ye Yu was still able to withstand it, Chu Jingjing was the culprit who made Ye Yu sleepless all night, Nima The injuries caused by him were all critical hits, Tang Yanran just used her eyes to YY, she was especially loaded with guns, and she was a handful of tears!

However, Ye Yu is painful and happy, who makes my brother so charming?

On the silent highway, there were whispers from time to time, it was Scarface whispering to Murong Xiaoxiao, sometimes there was the sound of Zizi, it was the fragrant red muntjac meat on the grill, and sometimes it came... Belch... Giggles like silver bells of laughter... Belch... And the roar of annoyance.

"Brother, don't you always hide from others, people want to stay by your side." Chu Jingjing pouted and said in a snort.

"It's okay for you to stay by my side, but don't meow with your hands and feet, I, Ye Yu, have read countless women in my life, and I haven't been rubbed with oil so casually by a woman!"

"What are you doing murderously? Woo..."Chu Jingjing fluttered her long eyelashes, and tears were left on the ground.

The next moment

Chu Jingjing sat beside Ye Yu, teasing the big bird...

Ye Yu's eyes were hollow and unbright, he turned his bare muntjac legs like senile dementia, behind him, there was a pair of indifferent eyes, full of anger and vinegar at this time, her expression was like an underground molten slurry that had been suppressed for thousands of years, waiting for the moment of eruption.

Chu Jingjing hid behind Ye Yu, and looked at Tang Yanran quietly with big eyes: "Brother, why is that sister looking at others fiercely?" ”

Ye Yu had nothing to say, he took out half a 5 yuan pack of cheap cigarettes from his pocket, which was taken out of the gap between the seats of the Harley motorcycle.

Ye Yu pitifully just wanted to take such a mouthful, Chu Jingjing snatched it up, and she teased the big bird with one small hand. A cigarette in one small hand.

"Domestic smoke real Nima pit daddy!" Chu Jingjing spat on the ground, and then smoked only a cigarette butt.

"You're always so naughty, aren't you really afraid that I'll leave you?" Ye Yu looked at the cigarette butts that were being extinguished on the ground painfully, and his heart seemed to be full of devastation, which was being ravaged by the pouring rain.

"I know you're not my stupid cousin, and you're not going to leave me." Chu Jingjing wrapped her fingertips around the braid tied behind her head, looking innocent.

"How do you know?" Ye Yu finally began to seriously examine the girl in front of him.

"If the old lady didn't have some means, would she be able to survive until now?" Chu Jingjing's expression when she spoke was like a desert woman who had been through the storm for a long time, spicy and decisive.

"Besides, people are trying hard to protect themselves, just to leave the first time to you." The style of painting changes sharply, and a pair of innocent and pure big eyes make people not believe that she is lying.

"Since you know that I am not your relative, you are not afraid of me... Does the cold water hurt you? Ye Yu said evilly.

"Come on... People love that tune. Chu Jingjing closed her eyes shyly, pouting slightly, like a pure fan girl who has never kissed, but is eager to kiss, and a deer hits the bell.

With gravity, a water bottle flew towards Chu Jingjing's lovely face in a perfect parabola, Ye Yu's ears moved, his eyes became fierce, and he threw a punch to fly the hidden weapon.

", who's beating me?" Scarface clutched the back of his head and looked at the water bottle beneath his feet with a confused expression.

"Wow... That sister is a badass, and she throws garbage at people. Chu Jingjing's tears were like clouds that had been suppressed for a few days, suddenly lightning and thunder, heavy rain poured down, and she suddenly threw herself into Ye Yu's arms, trembling like a frightened little teddy.

Ye Yu looked down at a large water trail on his chest: "Should the tear ducts be so developed?" ”

"What are you doing, why am I provoking you again, I sat here and didn't do anything and got beaten?" Scarface breaks dancing like a breakdance, dodging a mess of water bottles, cans, and other hidden weapons that keep flying.

"Captain! You can't throw this away! It's going to kill someone. The members of the wind team worked together to hug Tang Yanran, who was furious.

At this time, she was holding a high-explosive grenade in her hand...