Chapter 367: Ice and Snow Smart
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Fang Ying is very perceptive, and inferences: "The master is right, it seems that he is wearing brand-name goods from head to foot, but it looks vulgar and cumbersome, there are many wrinkles and powder, and there is a black and oily grass, and a small cherry blossom can't be seen on the tattoo." (Please search, or enter directly to see the latest chapter)"
"It's better to tattoo it under the navel, and the tempting eyes continue to patrol downward, here is the small cherry blossom tattoo outpost as a signpost, and below is a fleshy cherry blossom blooming on the black grass."
Fang Ying was satisfied, touched his crotch, wet, and said emotionally: "The master hasn't seen the apprentice's meat cherry blossoms yet......"
Yin Jian said hatefully: "When are you ready to squeak yourself, the master doesn't want to lose face on the same issue." ”
Fang Ying smiled shyly: "You have to find a meaningful day...... Is it okay for the first anniversary of our master-apprentice acquaintance? ”
Yin Jian said depressedly: "Wouldn't it be more than half a year to wait!" ”
Fang Ying decided to give him some sweetness: "On your birthday, I'll give you a selfie of the Naked Sakura, okay?" ”
Yin Jian achieved his goal, "It's pretty much the same. ”
Fang Ying boasted to herself: "The big petals and small petals of the apprentice are pink and tender, not black at all. ”
Yin Jian suddenly thought of the joke between the pink fungus and the black fungus, and couldn't help but hehehe.
Fang Ying was still showing off there, "Nine out of ten girls are black, I observed it in the school bathhouse. ”
Yin Jian shuffled slightly, "Your eyes are weird." ”
This time it was Fang Ying's turn to laugh, "I installed a monitoring head in the girls' bathhouse, which is parallel to the network monitoring line, and I use the TV wall to see it, not to mention how clear it is...... You don't know, some girls are very bold, taking a shower under the shower, and secretly masturbating while chatting with people, surrounded by classmates! ”
Yin Jian was fascinated when he heard this, and secretly thought that the monitoring room was under my control, and now the old man is also eligible to share the profits! President Fang, you are really blessed with the blessings of all people!
"Did you touch each other?"
Fang Ying shook his head and said, "That's really not, it's not so bold, right?" Even if there is a Lala, he will not dare to openly ...... in the bathroom It's possible to hide in the dorm room and do that. ”
Yin Jian was curious, "Have you seen it?" ”
Fang Ying said with a smile: "I've heard of a few couples, but unfortunately I haven't seen them with my own eyes, in fact, I still want to install a monitoring device in each bedroom, but I was afraid that things would end badly and I didn't implement it." ”
Yin Jian struggled for a moment, finally giving up the urge to assist Fang Ying in implementing the nationwide surveillance plan, and sighed: "Everyone has a beast in their hearts, if you can't tame it, it will swallow you." ”
Fang Ying was concerned, "People do bad things, they are really addicted." ”
Just chatting happily, Yin Jian's mobile phone rang, picked it up and took a look, and hurriedly said goodbye to Fang Ying, "I'll answer the phone, you can rest early." ”
Fang Ying was reluctant, "Accompany me after answering the phone, and wait for you to come back obediently......"
Yin Jian smiled bitterly: "Don't wait, it won't be finished in an hour." "Somebody is just too nagging.
Girls in love are always very sensitive, Fang Ying became alert when she heard this, "Male and female? ”
"Female."
The small vinegar bottle immediately overturned, rolled around and cried: "Woo woo! The master does not allow red apricots to go out of the wall! Abominable woman...... I'm going to duel with her! ”
"it, it's my mom!"
"Oh......" A stone fell to the ground in my heart.
"Are you sure you want to duel her?"
"No, properly admit defeat!" A good woman doesn't suffer immediate losses.
Yin Jian deliberately scared her, "Let my mother take a look at her granddaughter, okay?" ”
…… Not a daughter-in-law? Fang Ying was a little resentful, shook her head and said, "The time is not ripe yet, wait a little longer......" changed to the tone of the prospective daughter-in-law, and said softly, "I'll go first, remember to greet my aunt for me, and ask for a good night kiss by the way." Sakura pursed her lips, squinted her eyes, and leaned in front of the light brain.
Yin Jian kissed her on the lips across the screen, and Fang Ying went offline satisfied.
Yin Jian quickly answered the phone and prepared for the storm.
Sure enough, Empress Dowager Ye was furious: "Why did you answer the phone so late!" ”
"Talking to my classmates......"
"Male or female?"
How does the question of "women's ......" feel familiar?
"Is it Fang Haitian's granddaughter?" Ye Zhiqiu's news is still strange, "I heard that you are a little ambiguous with her." ”
Yin Jianxun was alert: "Listen to what my dad said? ”
Ye Zhiqiu was proud: "I asked him, he dared not to say it!" ”
Yin Jian said hatefully: "Old Comrade Yin is not righteous!" ”
Ye Zhiqiu chased after him fiercely, "Don't change the topic, what's going on with you and the granddaughter of the Fang family!" ”
Yin Jian said half-truthfully: "I have thoughts about her, but it's a pity that people treat me only as classmates." ”
Ye Zhiqiu has not yet seen Fang Yingqi and others, but he has a preconceived preconception, lest his son be deceived, "You can't just look at the surface, women from big families are used to acting on the spot, at first glance it looks quite pure, but in fact, it may be ......chaotic behind the scenes."
It's not for nothing that famous ladies are clean and self-conscious, such as her Empress Dowager Ye, but this is an individual case, she doesn't believe that her son can still meet a strange number, otherwise the luck of their father and son will be too good!
Yin Jian wanted to say a fair word for the good disciple, "She is not the kind of casual girl. ”
Ye Zhiqiu said earnestly: "Knowing people and knowing faces but not hearts, even if she is a girl who abides by the rules, it is inevitable that she will have the temper of Miss Qianjin, you may not be able to stand it after a long time, besides, I can't stand it if you can stand it, how can my hard-earned baby son give other women to drink." ”
Yin Jian couldn't help laughing: "It sounds like experience." ”
Ye Zhiqiu's face turned red, and she said angrily: "You know a fart!" Don't think I'm bullying your dad all day long, in fact, I don't know how much I hurt him behind my back...... It's all said that you can't just look at the surface! ”
Yin Jian smiled wickedly.
"Laugh at the! It's itchy isn't it! Ye Zhiqiu was ashamed and angry, and twisted his son's ears through the screen.
The mother and son chatted for a while, but Ye Zhiqiu was still not at ease, so he pulled the topic back again, "I don't know about the girl surnamed Fang, so I won't express my opinion for the time being...... But Fluttershy is very nice, how much I like her, alas, you uncompetitive fellow...... Fluttershy hasn't texted me lately, what the hell is going on! ”
Yin Jian said angrily: "The little girl is lazy, I will criticize her when I turn around!" ”
Ye Zhiqiu really loves Fluttershy, "Don't bully her, is it because of the Fang family's granddaughter that you have an awkward quarrel, right?" Mom tells you that it's better to be a girl like Fluttershy, and you will understand what kind of girl you don't like and what kind of girl really loves you...... Shall I call her? ”
Yin Jian hurriedly dissuaded her from adding fuel to the fire, "It's better not to, you are a nuclear weapon, and you are afraid of scaring her if you act rashly." ”
Ye Zhiqiu became more and more annoyed, "How are you talking, what kind of nuclear weapons, your broken mouth is as useless as your father!" You have to keep what I just said in your heart, and don't let yin and yang go against you, do you know! ”
Yin Jian smiled bitterly: "Fluttershy is not only useful, but also very good-looking, it's perfect, but she can't see what your son can do, twisted melon-"
Ye Zhiqiu interrupted him, "Don't talk nonsense there!" You don't understand the girl's heart, doesn't your mother understand? If she doesn't like you, I'll screw her head off and kick you as a ball!" ”
Mom is not so easy to fool, Yin Jian had to tell the truth: "When I was on Σ-o3 planet, one day we stayed alone in the mine, I confessed to her, but ......" He didn't say that he was blocked in the mine and almost died, so as not to make Mom nervous again.
Ye Zhiqiu was stunned when he heard this, "Alas, what a good girl, you will regret it for the rest of your life if you miss her......"
Yin Jian revealed the side of others as his name, "I won't give up, I will open the golden stone with sincerity." ”
Pity the hearts of the parents in the world, Ye Zhiqiu immediately changed his tone, "That's not what I said, my Ye Zhiqiu's son, can't do the mess of sticking a hot face to other people's cold butts!" ”
Yin Jian is quite self-aware, "Don't stand and talk without backache, men chase women across the mountain, I don't want to give up my face, why should Fluttershy be so good why give me a chance." ”
Ye Zhiqiu was puzzled, "I always think you are very good, am I wrong?" Why aren't there any girls chasing you? Your dad was surrounded by groups back then, and he couldn't leave...... Alas, the tiger father and the dog son, the old lady is angry! "Why is the gap between ideals and reality so big?
Yin Jian was annoyed and angry, "That's also your genetic frustration!" ”
Ye Zhiqiu was even more angry: "Fart, fart!" My genes are the best! ”
Yin Jianyu sneered: "Pocket beauties are pretty good." ”
Ye Zhiqiu was poked in the sore spot by him, and he ran violently: "A woman's length of one meter and forty-nine is enough!" The women of our Ye family are all short, that's your grandma's grandma's fault, it's my business! ”
Yin Jian was speechless for a while, Mom, you are enough, it's not a shame to say this.
Ye Zhiqiu was depressed, "Son, do you still have any hope of growing to one meter eight?" ”
Yin Jian was even more melancholy: "I'm only eighteen...... It can't be two centimeters. ”
Ye Zhiqiu was easy to be satisfied, "It's enough if it's not long, the brain is more important than the head, I didn't eat less walnuts when I was pregnant with you, and now it seems that it really works." ”
Yin Jian hummed and snorted perfunctorily, his mind was full of floating clouds, and the rich and handsome were hard currency in these years.
Ye Zhiqiu was still there reminiscing about the eventful years of the past, "It was snowing heavily when I gave birth to you, and I knew at that time that my son must be smart. ”
"Why?"
"Ice and snow are smart!"
Yin Jian suddenly cried and laughed, and said in his heart that this can all be related, Mom, how narcissistic you are!