"Who am I?" A fat man approached Zhao Chengping and pointed at himself, Zhao Chengping shook his head. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"What about me, what about me?" This time it was a delicate beauty with willow eyebrows and goose egg face, Zhao Chengping shook his head.

"So, what about me?" The little child who looked timid looked at Zhao Chengping pitifully with innocent eyes, as if he dared to shake his head, the child would be able to cry out and show him immediately.

It's a pity that Zhao Chengping really doesn't know him, and he can't admit it indiscriminately, after thinking hard for a long time, Zhao Chengping still shook his head silently.

The child's eyes immediately turned red: "Brother Zhao doesn't know me anymore." ”

Before he could howl, someone took him away.

At this time, Zhao Chengping was sitting in the middle of the room, surrounded by more than 20 people, either talking to each other, or pointing fingers, and more carefully looking at him, as if they wanted to stare him out of a hole to see what was going on with him.

"I don't really remember anything." Zhao Chengping spread his hands, "What did I do to you before?" ”

The voices around the discussion became louder

"He doesn't remember, what are we going to do?"

"What to do, cold salad, we can't go back without his nod."

"Didn't that bastard say that hookah, you can only go back if you pass the exam from his side."

"Do you think he can give us exams now? We don't even know who we are. ”

The buzzing discussion became louder and louder, and the fat man at the head coughed lightly: "Everyone is quiet, no one wants this to happen, we must calmly find a way." ”

Zhao Chengping spoke: "If you really need me to think of something, should you tell me directly what happened, I'm just amnesia, not an idiot, if I can understand, it's a big deal to do it all over again, can you whisper to solve the problem." ”

"Well, there's a lot of truth to that." The fat man agreed.

What he said next, Zhao Chengping felt a little complicated, almost deviating from the category of "I can understand".

This group of people is the immortals who came down to the earth, and there was nothing about the tribulation, after all, after so many years, who hasn't experienced a calamity, the heavens have made a complete set of processes for the tribulation, including pre-preparation, in-process operation, post-event review, as well as various FAQs, and tips, all of which are ready.

As a result, there has been a problem with this process recently, and the hookah crystal, who is responsible for preparing the information in advance, is simply a liar who fools people, and those materials are all hearsay, and there is no practical operability at all.

For example, on her profile, Suo. Horse. It was calm and peaceful, the society was stable, the people were happy, and the barefoot immortal cried and shouted strongly to go there to survive.

For another example, the information says that Oymyakon in Siberia is like spring all year round, the scenery is beautiful, and Shui Dexingjun happily went there, but he has not come back, and it is said that he has just landed and frozen, waiting for the thaw.

These are not only natural disasters, but also man-made disasters.

In order to avoid causing a large number of attrition and increase the recruitment workload of Tai Bai Xing, there is another remedy from above, so that a mortal with a bright brain can open a catastrophe class.

No matter where you are reincarnated, as long as you can get to the catastrophe class in time, conduct a period of human internship, and get a certificate of completion, the catastrophe is also completed.

And now, these immortals were stunned to find that they finally ran from the place of reincarnation of the ghosts, and as a result, the person in charge of the class did not remember this incident at all, which was like happily saving money to buy a house, but when they opened the door, they saw that there were other people living inside, and they were still at a loss, saying that they didn't know about selling the house.

Looking at the dejected immortals, Zhao Chengping was very calm.

"Since everyone is an immortal, then what I am going to say next should be acceptable to everyone, right?" He stood up, smiled and explained who he was and how he came to be.

The child fairy was a little dazed by the words of space shuttle, and an older one next to him said to him: "Just like we went down to the earth to cross the tribulation, he was not from here and suddenly came here." ”

"Everyone, be quiet, I know what's going on."

A clear voice came from the door, everyone made a way, and a long and jade man walked over, wearing ancient armor, and after walking a few steps, he also found that he seemed to be wearing something wrong, and said with a smile: "I was in a hurry and forgot to change my clothes." ”

As he spoke, the white light flashed on his body, his armor turned into a navy blue tweed coat, and his helmet turned into a top hat, looking no different from those young people who worked in foreign companies.

"The last soul in this body was eaten, and I couldn't find a replacement for a while, and I said that I happened to meet a soul floating in the crack in the space, so I grabbed it and stuffed it in, otherwise the body would soon rot and be unusable."

So casual? The soul can also be grasped casually. In this way, he should not have appeared in this space, and Zhao Chengping was very dissatisfied with the behavior of this "superior" who did it without asking his opinion.

But it's useless to talk about that now, the most important thing is to solve the problem.

Zhao Chengping nodded to the young man: "My name is Zhao Chengping, what do you call me." ”

"I'm Beiluo Shimen, and my name is Su Jincheng here."

Beiluo Shimen, no wonder a man in armor walked in just now, Zhao Chengping smiled.

The little kid with big eyes just now didn't know when he squeezed over: "I'm Nezha, it's called Xiaobao here." ”

Zhao Chengping's brain stiffened instantly, and before he came back to his senses, the fat man said: "Don't be nervous, he has been a little abnormal recently, and he may be fine in a few days." I am the Giant Spirit God, and my name here is Feng Haoran. ”

The beautiful girl also squeezed over: "I am the Weaver Girl, and my name is Xie Yun here." ”

The rest of the immortals crowded over to introduce themselves, and for a while the classroom was very lively, fortunately, there were not many people, Zhao Chengping had already remembered who these immortals were, in addition to the Taoist system, as well as the Shanhaijing system, they were all familiar names, if it wasn't for the fact that the last space was a god space, it probably wouldn't have been so smooth to write it down.

After asking the name, the following is the serious matter, Zhao Chengping asked: "How can you complete the tribulation and then go back?" ”

Beiluo Shimen opened his mouth and said: "In the world, you can live this life without relying on divine power, and accumulate enough merit." ”

It's easy to live a lifetime, but accumulating merit depends on luck.

"Accumulating enough merit is for you to arrange things for us, and the merit of each thing is different, the higher the difficulty, the higher the merit. Last time, De Xingjun was very lucky, reincarnated, and lived to be ten years old, he improved the ignition method, and saved a lot of things when cooking in every family, and even the king of the stove said good things for him, and he went back after doing this. The weaver girl's tone was full of envy.

Zhao Chengping said: "You can also improve textile technology, look at this season, the introduction of textile machines after the industrial revolution is not enough." ”

At the mention of this, the Weaver Girl waved her hand again and again: "Don't mention it, I finally got a loom through the last soul of your body, but it was smashed by the weaver here, saying that it was intended to smash their jobs." You've had dozens of baguettes on your body. ”

The Weaver Girl's eyes were full of apologies, and Zhao Chengping shook his head: "It's okay, it's not hurting me anyway." ”

It seems that accumulating merit also has to talk about the basic law, I thought that as long as the affairs of the family were settled, I didn't expect that there would be this one, Zhao Chengping twisted his eyebrows, it was late outside the window, he said: "I'll go back and think about it first." ”

"You've got to think about it quickly, I'm going back."

The immortals eagerly leaned at the door and window, looking at his distant figure.