Don't say it, after seeing the sharp-beaked monkey gills Huang Wuye, I really hate that my parents have two legs less, and I can't wait to rush to him and give him a big mouth and a small flying foot, my family has provoked you? So harmful? Those who have an uncertain heart are mostly foxes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I didn't even finish reading my family, so I returned from that road, and was about to give him an old punch to let him know what his grandfather Liu's surname was? But he said a word to me, and I immediately stopped. "Do you want to return the yang?" "Huh? Can you make me yang? How? The old fist I raised immediately received it behind my back, revealing a smile that was uglier than crying. Yes, a person has to bow his head under the eaves, he can make me return the yang, I will spare his life first. Maybe all the officials have had a time when they wanted to die, I have also had, no way, now the pressure of life is too great, you think that a few decades ago, people only worried about food and clothing, now not only have to worry about food and clothing, but also for the house, car, and where the children have a household registration, just as soon as they work, they delay retirement, the salary is not much, they work overtime until midnight every day, and they feel that their bodies are hollowed out. It's a hundred years since you've died, that's good, but every time I think of that trip to the underworld, my thoughts are dispelled, because you will find that after you die, you will miss the world immensely. This is exactly because the knife is not in the body, and the body does not hurt. If you haven't experienced suffering, you will never know what is good in the world. To sum it up, it's better to die than to live.

That Huang Wuye told me that I am not dead yet, and there is still a soul and a soul still in the world. It is also called a vegetative person, so I have a consciousness, so I can't see the past and present lives in the Sansheng Stone. But why did he harm me? It turned out that it wasn't to hurt me, but to save me and my grandfather.

It is said that it was a few days before my grandfather's accident, and Huang Wuye, as my family's protector, already has the ability to predict good fortune and evil, and it has a premonition that my grandfather will have an accident in a few days, and every time he says to him in a dream that you will have a disaster, act carefully these days. But after this pregnant woman, my grandfather doesn't care so much, after all, it's important to save people. To say that my grandfather was there when he took the bicycle, but as a protector, he couldn't interfere with the family's actions, so he couldn't do anything. And the weeping puppy I met in the crematorium was actually the weasel itself.

And I was carried away by anger, what do I care, tear this Wu Minggui's spell, it will not be able to sense my bad luck, and he knows that when I rushed to me, I was haunted by the hanging ghost, and the hanging ghost it hurriedly beat was scattered, but my soul was also leaving, but fortunately, Xu Chen took me to the hospital, so I saved my soul. He also came to this hell to save me.

If I want to say that my fist is still clenched behind my back, after listening to him, my old face turned red, I misunderstood, I really misunderstood, fortunately I didn't do it just now, or it would have been an oolong.

It's really a coincidence to say that after a while, I was forcibly taken away by Wangxiangtai to be judged in the underworld, and it was very difficult to leave at that time, but fortunately there were a lot of ghosts opposite me at that time, and it wasn't my turn, but fortunately I saw this old yellow skin and ran down in anger, thank God, Jade Emperor, Rulai, Zeus, and the old weasel, buddy, I also burned paper for you.

I was happy, then Huang Wuye asked me why I ruined his family protection immortal position, I blushed, and told him the matter, and saw that Huang Wuye said that this is fate, fate is destined to have this catastrophe. I don't care if he has a catastrophe or not, I only care about how I can return to the yang, so I asked him respectfully, "Which, fifth master, how can I go back?" The fifth master also knew that my mind was at home, so he led me back to the ghost gate from the original road of Wangxiangtai, which is really worthy of the name in the ghost gate to walk around, I asked him on the way if he had seen my grandfather, he said rest assured, my grandfather died to save people, reincarnation will be transferred to a good family, and the next life will be happy.

When I returned to the place I had just come, I found that there were two roads behind me, but they were not obvious, and they were written on Huanyang Road and Chengxian Road.

It turns out that this one leads to the human world, and the other leads to the divine realm. Both roads are extremely dangerous, it is better to return to the yang, and the road to becoming an immortal is really dead. And speaking of which, the weasel actually asked me to kneel down for him, snorted three times, and called him master. I'll go, don't you see that my skeleton is amazing, I am a one-in-a-million genius who wants to take me as a disciple and conquer the world for you, right?

And why do you want to take me as an apprentice, because I was born on the fourteenth son of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, that is, from eleven o'clock in the middle of the night to one o'clock, it is a rare yin spirit physique, which is the so-called ghost summoning physique, which is useless, but you will encounter many strange things that cannot be explained. This kind of person either died prematurely or died in an accident, and my family will let those demons and monsters stay away from me because of Huang Wuye, so I just tore the spell and met the damn hanged ghost. To put it bluntly, it is a bait constitution that attracts evil creatures.

I went, I read novels and heard about some divine body, holy body, and the most recent one is the kind of physique that happens once in ten years. At the very least, you can cultivate and get twice the result with half the effort, I didn't expect that I am also the only one in ten thousand physique, but it is useless, it can just be eaten by demons and monsters, attracting damage, how depressed do you say I am. To say that those people in the novel are extremely lucky, even if they are not the most awesome physique, they have some unique abilities. And me? Eh, this is the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

But Fifth Master Huang can continue to protect me, why do you have to take me as an apprentice? You must know that everything is fair, and whoever cultivates the law and destroys the way of heaven will not end up well, thinking that the famous Wu Minggui is not still a bachelor in the end, and he has no wife and no children in his life. Huang Wuye told me that in fact, it didn't want me to take this road, but the way of heaven cannot be changed, since I came to the underworld, it is impossible to go back, but didn't the senior brother save a lot of monkeys in the underworld back then, although it does not have the strength of the senior brother, but it is also enough to pay the price, the price is that I want to go back, and he will stay here forever.

To say that I am so different that I am so frightened that I am sad, nothing else because I want to make others lose their lives, I can't do it. Maybe it's the tradition of inheriting grandpa's good old man. I was so stubborn that I didn't go back. But Huang Wuye said that this might be the end of his cultivation. But I still didn't listen, so I cried out, "Why, why did you die for me?" When Huang Wuye heard this, his eyes turned red and said, "When your grandfather died, I didn't understand very much, why did he die for someone I didn't know, now I know that some things are more important than life." I can't save your grandfather, but I can save you. ”

I knew I couldn't move him, so I kowtowed to him three times and called master. He was very relieved and said to me, "Don't worry, I'm just going to practice in a different place, and when you have a certain path, apply the incense ash that enshrines me to your eyes, and then take out the incense burner and call me three times, and you can see me." After speaking, he gave me a cloth bag, sent me to Huanyang Road, and said loudly to me, "Remember what I said, don't look back on Huanyang Road, be a good person." ”