Chapter 154: Aunt Hua occupies the first kiss

"Ouch!"

I suddenly felt a pain in my back and couldn't help but moan. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Brother Liang, what's wrong with you?" Wen Hui asked with concern.

I twisted my waist and sighed, "I accidentally twisted my waist on the roof last night. ”

Wen Hui said anxiously: "Brother Liang, we forgot to bring the medicine for bruises, what should we do?"

"It didn't hurt badly, gritted my teeth and got through." I said with a frown.

"What's wrong with Xiao Liang?" Aunt Hua walked out of the bedroom and asked with concern.

Wen Hui hurriedly asked: "Aunt Hua, Brother Liang's back pain, do you have medicine at home?" ”

Aunt Hua pursed her lips and said, "It's good to rub your back pain with white wine." ”

"Kneading it with white wine, does it work?" Wen Hui asked suspiciously.

Aunt Hua sighed and said, "Of course it works." The village chief has an old problem of back pain, and when it hurts, he asks me to rub it with white wine, and I have become half a doctor. ”

"Ahh Great, please rub it for Brother Liang. Wen Huiyang begged.

Aunt Hua excitedly brought the liquor and said to me, "Xiao Liang, you take off your shirt and lie on the bed, and I will help you rub it." It's not me bragging, I treat back pain, and I'm worthy of an old Chinese medicine doctor. ”

I took off my shirt and lay down on the bed.

Aunt Hua poured the white wine into a bowl and lit the fire. Suddenly, the liquor in the bowl burst into flames with blue flames.

I was startled and asked, "Aunt Hua, you... You're ......"

"Xiao Liang, you lie down well, don't be afraid!" Aunt Hua slapped my ass ambiguously.

I thought to myself: what should it taste like liquor burning on my back?

Aunt Hua grabbed a handful of liquor with her hand and massaged it on my back.

Wen Hui exclaimed, "Aunt Hua, the flame is burning in your hands......"

"It's fine." Aunt Hua grinned.

"Mom, Brother Liang's back is also burning." Wen Hui exclaimed again.

The liquor burned on my back, but I didn't feel any pain.

Aunt Hua massaged me for about five minutes, and the burning liquor in the bowl went out.

"Alright!" Aunt Hua slapped my ass ambiguously again.

I thought to myself: Aunt Hua is really not serious, she actually teased me in front of Wen Hui.

I got up from the bed and twisted my back. I was amazed to feel that my lower back didn't hurt at all.

"What's going on?" Aunt Hua asked.

I said happily, "It's amazing, it doesn't hurt at all." ”

"It doesn't hurt anymore?" Wen Hui's mouth opened wide, obviously, she was also impressed by the miraculous effect of Aunt Hua's massage.

"It doesn't hurt at all, really." I twisted my back again.

Aunt Hua asked proudly, "I'm not bragging, am I?" ”

"Aunt Hua, you are really a god!" I said with admiration.

"Xiao Liang, how are you going to thank me?" Aunt Hua asked.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Aunt Hua, I'll give you a small bomb." ”

"Give me a little bomb?" Aunt Hua is a flute.

"That's right. With this little bomb, you're not afraid of any ghosts. I said.

Aunt Hua asked, "What rumbled just now is the sound of a small bomb exploding, right?" ”

"Yes. Last night, thanks to these small bombs, otherwise, how could they repel a group of ghosts. I said triumphantly.

Aunt Hua pouted and said, "Xiao Liang, Aunt Hua, I'm not a rare little bomb." ”

"And how do you want me to thank you?" I asked.

When Aunt Hua saw Wen Hui going to the hall, she whispered, "Xiao Liang, I want to kiss you." ”

"Dear... Kiss? "I was taken aback.

Aunt Hua said aggrievedly: "Xiao Liang, I won't tell you, I haven't kissed in my life." Although the village chief is a playboy, he has no interest at all, and when he goes to bed, he only knows how to do it in a hurry. ”

I'm a little in a dilemma, to be honest, I'm not a very casual person, besides, Aunt Hua can be my mother at her age, how can I kiss her.

I muttered, "This ......."

"Xiao Liang, I know you think I'm old, but you have to know: my mental age is only eighteen years old. You'll treat me like an eighteen-year-old girl. ”

I looked at Aunt Hua and couldn't laugh or cry. Aunt Hua is obviously fifty years old, but let me treat her as an eighteen-year-old girl, isn't it self-deception?

"I... I ......, "I don't know what to say."

Refuse Aunt Hua, it is too much to save her face. Besides, Aunt Hua just helped me heal my waist, so I can't be too sorry for people.

However, it was a little too difficult for me to kiss Aunt Hua. I haven't kissed a woman yet. In other words: if I kissed Aunt Hua, I would give her the "first time".

Just as I was hesitating, Aunt Hua suddenly pounced. She tilted her feet and brought her mouth up.

I quickly tilted my head, and Aunt Hua's mouth fluttered into the air, just kissing me on the face.

Aunt Hua said unhappily: "Xiao Liang, I didn't let you sleep with me, I just asked you to kiss me, can't you satisfy me?" ”

I had to confess: "Aunt Hua, it's not that I'm stingy, but I've never kissed a woman, so I can't agree to your request." ”

"Alas!" Aunt Hua listened to my words, sighed, and said wistfully: "Xiao Liang, since you said so, I won't embarrass you." ”

I finally breathed a sigh of relief and thought to myself: It seems that Aunt Hua is not a woman with a dead face, and she is still a little reasonable.

Suddenly, Aunt Hua pounced again, and her mouth was like a little leopard, and she grabbed my lips violently. Then, like a snake, her tongue tried to swim into my mouth.

"Ahh I let out a scream and couldn't help but turn my head.

The "little snake" just licked it in my face.

"Alas!" Aunt Hua was completely disappointed. It seems that she is trying to take my "first kiss".

"Brother Liang!" Wen Hui entered the bedroom, she noticed the abnormal atmosphere in the room, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”

"Nothing." I said in alarm.

"I whispered to Xiao Liang." Aunt Hua smiled ambiguously and said, "I'll go make breakfast." ”

Aunt Hua twisted her fat waist and left.

Wen Hui looked at Aunt Hua's back and asked puzzledly, "Brother Liang, what's wrong with Aunt Hua?" Seems a little abnormal. ”

I saw that Wen Hui was suspicious, and hurriedly said, "Aunt Hua wants me to save the village chief." ”

Wen Hui said: "The village chief was wronged, why didn't the police release him back?" ”

"I'll be back soon." I say.

When the earth dog confessed to me, I recorded the audio. Therefore, as long as this recording is handed over to the police, you can help the village chief clear his name.

"Brother Liang, what if the ghosts come again tonight?" Wen Hui asked worriedly.

I frowned, thought for a moment, and said, "Wenhui, I have to think about this issue seriously. ”

As I spoke, my jacket pocket vibrate, and I knew that the Scarlet Ghost Book had given me another warning.

I didn't want to expose the secret of "The Ghost Book of Blood Words" in front of Wen Hui, so I said to Wen Hui: "I'll go to a thatched house." ”