Chapter 19 I want to understand the poisonous hands of thousands of spiders
"Brother, brother!"
Li Yu summoned the little green snake, and immediately remembered the crisp voice of a three-year-old girl in his heart. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hey, he's really a kid who hasn't grown up.
Li Yu looked at the smart blue eyes of the little green snake in front of him, and sighed infinitely in his heart, from now on, he must not only take the road of anchors, but also enter the road of cultivating beasts.
The little green snake was included in the secret records of the rivers and lakes, Li Yu obviously felt that there was a wonderful spiritual connection between the little green snake and the little green snake, and he no longer had the strange estrangement of facing the evolution beast for the little green snake, and then wrapped the little green snake around himself, he no longer had the original cold feeling, but could feel the warmth of the silk.
It would be nice if it weren't a snake.
Li Yu sighed and said to the little green snake: "Xiaoqing, let's go to the martial arts mound to learn martial arts, okay?" ”
This tone is really coaxing children!
"Okay! Okay! When the little green snake heard the martial arts, she flicked her tail happily, "Sister Luo Shen said that I can also learn martial arts, but I can only understand the martial arts that my brother has already comprehended, can my brother help Xiaoqing to comprehend thousands of poisonous hands?" ”
Thousands of poisonous hands?
Li Yu stumbled under his feet and almost fell to the ground. This thousand spiders and poisonous hands are martial arts in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", right? Let's not talk about whether there is this martial art in this world, what does a snake without hands have to comprehend thousands of poisonous hands? Are snakes deficient in venom?
"Xiaoqing, you don't have hands, what are you doing to comprehend thousands of poisonous hands? Comprehend the rest! For example, iron cloth shirts, iron head skills, and stick techniques and the like, train your body to be strong, and then use yourself as a long stick to attack! ”
"Don't, it hurts to attack me like that, I want to use poison, I want my mouth to be poisonous, my tail is also poisonous, I want to understand the poisonous hands of thousands of spiders."
Li Yu was dumbfounded: "Who told you that there are thousands of poisonous hands in this world, and who told you that if you comprehend thousands of poisonous hands, your tail will be poisonous?" ”
"It's all Sister Roselle told me!"
"Then did Sister Luo Shen tell you, where can you comprehend the poisonous hands of thousands of spiders?"
"Sister Luo Shen said that the Thousand Spiders and Poisonous Hands are high-level martial arts, and I need my brother to find them by himself!"
…… Okay, high-level martial arts, now I haven't seen a single junior martial arts, so I started to ask for advanced martial arts, this big and small, just know each other and start digging pits!
"Xiaoqing, this advanced martial arts, let's not think about it for the time being, let's go and comprehend the basic martial arts!"
"Why?"
Li Yu couldn't help but sigh, "My brother has only comprehended a basic martial art now, or can only run the basic footwork, and he doesn't have the strength to find a high-level martial art!" ”
And if you find it, you shouldn't have the understanding to comprehend it! Of course, in order to maintain the face of being a brother, Li Yu will not say the latter sentence.
The little green snake tilted his head, looking at Li Yu with incomprehension in his eyes; "Is it hard to find high-level martial arts?"
Li Yu also tilted his head as he learned from the little green snake, and asked rhetorically, "Isn't it difficult to find high-level martial arts?" ”
The little green snake had a reasonable tone, "It's not difficult to find, didn't my sister give one last time?" ”
Li Yu is a little blind, I haven't seen a few of these women, when did my sister send me a high-level martial arts?
"Sister? Which sister? Someone gave me advanced martial arts, how did I not know? ”
"Did my brother forget the well monument that my sister sent? My brother was there and learned the basic footwork you know now! ”
"Well Monument!" Hearing this word, Li Yu's whole person was not good, "You said that there is a high-level martial arts on that well monument?" Also, the serpent is your sister? That's not your mom? ”
"Mom?" As soon as he heard this word, the little green snake immediately burst into tears, "I haven't seen my mother yet, and I only have my sister since I was born!" ”
...... "Okay, a child was killed in less than ten sentences, no, a little snake made a cry, and Li Yu felt guilty."
"Xiaoqing doesn't cry, there will be a brother in the future, and Sister Luoshen, there will be more brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, we are not alone!" Li Yu comforted softly.
The little green snake looked at Li Yu pitifully, "But I miss my mother!" Will my brother take me to my mother? ”
Li Yu sweated on his forehead, you haven't seen your mother yourself, how can I take you to your mother? I can't tell the male and female of the snake, but if I can recognize which snake is your mother, then it would be a god.
However, Li Yu really didn't dare to say this to the little green snake, if this was really said, maybe there would be no need to talk about other things today, just do things to comfort the child.
Li Yu's voice remained gentle and said, "Okay, my brother will take you to find your mother in the future!" ”
"Thank you, brother! Brother is so nice. The little green snake burst into tears and laughed, and immediately kissed Li Yu, it was a real kiss, not like last time when he stretched out his letter and licked it!
Li Yu's face stiffened, the feeling of being kissed by a snake was really uncomfortable and awkward. There was a first time, and I definitely don't want to have a second time!
Li Yu asked tentatively: "That, can you not kiss in the future?" ”
The little green snake tilted his head and looked at Li Yu, his eyes full of incomprehension, "Why?" Sister Roselle said that her brother likes to kiss like this. ”
...... "Roselle, you come out, when did I say I like to kiss like this?"
Li Yu really wanted to ask Luo Shen, but he still gave up when the words came to his lips, he didn't have to think about this question to know that the other party would not answer, and he didn't know what the consequences would be if he asked.
Now I can only do my own secondary education, "Xiaoqing, you are a girl, it is not right to kiss a boy casually, you will be said to be unladylike, impolite, and you will not be able to marry." ”
Hey, in this paragraph, Li Yu said that he was twisted, a snake is a girl? Is this old diao silk a boy? Should a snake consider the question of whether to marry or not?
None of them are right.
"But I like my brother! I can marry my brother! ”
"Ahem!" Li Yu stumbled under his feet and almost fell to the ground.
"What about this marry...... forget it, say this to a little green snake whose intelligence is not fully opened, and I really don't know how to speak.
Li Yu forcibly swallowed the words in his mouth, hesitated for a while, and said: "If you like your brother, you can not kiss it, you can put this like in your heart." "Really, you can put it in your heart, although your soul is a three-year-old girl, but your body is a snake, this like is really unacceptable.
"Doesn't my brother like me?" The little green snake was teary-eyed again.
"No, absolutely not!" Li Yu's eyes were very sincere, and his head shook very affirmatively.
"Then I'm going to kiss my brother!"
"......, then, let's discuss advanced martial arts! Xiaoqing just said, there is a high-level martial arts on the well tablet, where is it? Why do I only see one basic martial art? ”
Hearing the advanced martial arts, the little green snake became happy, it seems that whether it is a human or an evolved beast, they are all looking forward to martial arts!
"Didn't my brother see the seven words on the other side? That's advanced martial arts! ”
Li Yu sweated, "What are you talking about the words 'drink water and don't forget to dig wells'?" ”
"That's right, my sister said that it was a high-level swordsmanship! I asked my sister to give it to my brother to understand, but my brother was too stupid to seem to understand it! ”
...... "Okay, those seven words, I only saw his mockery of me, and I really couldn't tell which swordsmanship it was."