The next day, Liu Wenjie and I were both lying on the hospital bed, my body was wrapped with gauze, and Liu Wenjie's back had a large wound of about 30 centimeters, and there were stitches. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I still have palpitations when I think about what happened last night, I don't know what happened from the time I made my decision to die to the time I was saved. Why was the female ghost who couldn't even be defeated by Liu Wenjie when I opened the human body escape technique?

So I woke up Liu Wenjie, who was still sleeping next to me, and sat up and looked at me in confusion after waking him up, and then lay on the bed again, this kid probably forgot what happened last night, so that he completely forgot about his back injury, and lay down hard. Three seconds later, a heart-rending scream "Ahhhhh

Immediately after, the nurse's sister came in, "Be quiet, this is the hospital, do you know?" No loud noises! After saying that, the nurse sister glared at me and left.

Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? I didn't shout it, why are you staring at me? But I didn't dare say anything more, after all, this is someone else's territory. So I asked Liu Wenjie, who was screaming next to me, with great interest, "Brother Jie, what happened last night?" You survived? Where's that female ghost? ”

Liu Wenjie was still immersed in the pain, but when he heard me ask, his face was slightly proud, and he said to me, "That female ghost? I beat you away, Lao Liu, you don't know, last night's battle was really noisy with gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, and a sea of people. You fought with her before it was an appetizer at best, and as soon as I came, the female ghost magnified her moves, what kind of electric light poisonous dragon drill, and the five poisons clapped all to me, but guess what? Dude, I was stunned to follow all the orders, and I returned her a set of drifting fists to me, and beat her away, do you say buddy is awesome? ”

I look at it, this Liu Wenjie's eloquence is also okay, and the gongs and drums are noisy, and the firecrackers are ringing in unison, which is all in time for the skit. I didn't believe his nonsense, so I took out two cigarettes, then handed one to Liu Wenjie, and politely said to him, "Brother Jie, tell my brother what happened last night!" Liu Wenjie took my cigarette, lit it, and said, "Didn't I tell you just now, don't believe it, my brother is so powerful." ”

I knew you wouldn't be honest with me, but I had a way. I patted his hand on the back, and the face turned red instantly, but he was afraid that he would attract the nurse again, so he held back and didn't shout. I don't blame me, who told you not to tell me the truth, you don't say anything after you smoke a cigarette, I call it a salute before a soldier.

Liu Wenjie, whose face was flushed, glanced at me in horror, and just when I was about to start again, he hurriedly waved his hand, "Brother Liu, I was wrong, I said, I said it is not okay?" "I looked at Liu Wenjie who was curled up with his head hugged, you kid just didn't owe, wouldn't it be good to say no?

He told me about last night's incident, and I couldn't help but feel that Liu Wenjie really bumped into shit luck, because it wasn't because of anything else, the tree he knocked down happened to be a peach tree. It happened that he knocked off another peach tree branch, and it happened that he picked up the peach tree again and hit the female ghost. I don't care about feeling that this is really a fate to escape from death, if one of those happens to be missing, I think Liu Wenjie and I are on Huangquan Road now.

Speaking of peach wood, everyone knows that peach wood can ward off evil spirits, why? Peach wood is the essence of the five trees, can suppress the evil spirit, insert the peach branch in the household, the boy is not afraid, and the ghost is afraid of it, so it is called the fairy wood, the hero wood. Ancient books record that Hou Yi was killed by a peach stick, and after his death, he was named Zongbu God, this kind of god is often under a peach tree, leading a tiger, every ghost must be tested, Zongbu God smells, if it is an evil ghost, it will be eaten by the tiger.

There is also a legend that Kuafu chased the sun and died of hunger and thirst, before he died, he threw the battle in his hand and turned it into a Deng Lin, that is, a peach forest, in order to let the people who chased the sun in later generations eat sweet and delicious peaches, the reason is that Kuafu has a close connection with the sun, so the ghost is afraid of peach wood.

Just as we were chatting, the nurse came again, pushed the door, and saw one of us holding a cigarette in his mouth, plus the smoky ward, and suddenly said with an unhappy face, "What are you two doing, you two can't smoke in the ward, don't you two know?" After speaking, he glared at me fiercely. I'll go, little sister, don't give me special treatment like this if you see I'm handsome, right? I still have a Mudanjiang Nicholas Tse by my side, you can't stare at him?

But buddy, I'm not a vegetarian, so I took a deep breath of cigarette, exhaled a big smoke ring, and said slowly, "Did you see me smoking?" The nurse sister looked at me fiercely, "You didn't smoke what you were holding in your hand?" I said calmly, "Little sister, brother will do a magic trick for you", and after speaking, I put the half-smoked cigarette directly into my mouth. This is a trick I learned in a tutorial I read on the Internet, hide the cigarette under my tongue, but the cigarette should not be too long, it will burn myself. I don't know how many times I blistered my hot tongue before I practiced this trick. But it's so convenient to use, and in high school, I escaped death from the clutches of the dean because of how many times this trick was used. Don't scare you to death today, a little girl?

This nurse's sister saw my move, her eyes straightened, and she didn't speak for a long time. After a long time, he held back a sentence of "Okay, count you ruthless!" But she saw the cigarette in Liu Wenjie's hand, didn't speak, just looked at Liu Wenjie fiercely, Liu Wenjie has not been taken care of by a girl for a long time, and she didn't just blush. Originally, people were black, but now they are good, black-red, black-red, just like altitude sickness.

So Liu Wenjie couldn't help it, and also came to my trick, I was amused, it turned out that my brother Jie is also a person with a story. I didn't hide from the teacher when I was in high school.

That little nurse is probably going crazy, she probably hasn't seen this set of cosmic magic skills, and it is estimated that it depends on whether we need to go to the psychiatric department to see. Anyway, in the end, her body was trembling when she left, probably angry. Leave the next sentence: "I will not tolerate it next time." "And left.

It wasn't until she was gone that I breathed a sigh of relief, it wasn't enough to be ashamed if I couldn't stop her buddy! Then I took the cigarette out from under my tongue and took a puff of the cigarette butt, cool! Liu Wenjie was different, his face was pale, he was ready to vomit, and asked me incredibly, "You didn't swallow it?" ”

I'll go! This big brother has more tricks than my cow, swallowing cigarette butts raw, this is simply a living legend! If Gui Wuzai is there, he will definitely give him a neck slip. By the way, what about Gui Wu?

So I hurriedly asked Liu Wenjie how Gui Wu was, Liu Wenjie picked his nostrils and said, "Gui Wu, it's a slight concussion, and now I can go out and race with the rabbits, which is like our brothers, who are injured all over." I hurriedly asked, "Then why didn't I see him?" Liu Wenjie looked at me like an idiot, "You are stupid, I finally had a chance to work at work, and it is not good to rest at home for two months, not only do I get a salary, but I can also rest, how good do you say!" ”

I was a little embarrassed to be looked at by Liu Wenjie for the first time with an idiotic gaze, could it be that last night's battle turned my IQ and Liu Wenjie's IQ upside down? So I asked Liu Wenjie: "Didn't we even visit each other when we were injured?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the door of the ward opened, Zhang Yufei came, she saw that we were awake, her frowning brows suddenly relaxed, and her face showed a happy expression. Say to the two of us, "Are you two awake?" If there is anything uncomfortable, say it and we will check it. We both shook our heads.

Zhang Yufei said again, "I have heard about the two of you fighting gangsters to protect Gui Wu last night, you two did a good job, but is there anything in the future that please ask you two to protect yourself, okay?" Do you know how worried I am about you both? ”

As soon as I heard it, lie down, bravely fight the gangsters to protect Gui Wu? I glanced at Liu Wenjie beside me, he was giving me a thumbs up, this product is getting smarter and smarter, it's really a critical moment not to drop the chain, I'm still worried about how to explain this injury? I didn't expect my brother Jie to take care of everything a long time ago.

I secretly gave Liu Wenjie a thumbs up, Liu Wenjie said without arrogance or impatience, "Thank you for your concern, we are fine, thank you for the company's strong support to us, thank you for the company's leaders and Miss Zhang's concern, I'm really sorry to add so much trouble to the company." ”

Is this really the Liu Wenjie I know? Yesterday's sneak attack on Liu Wenjie, who was still one meter away from the female ghost? This product has changed too much, I'm wondering, isn't this Liu Wenjie letting something get on the body?

At this time, Liu Wenjie popped out a sentence, "But I want to ask, can you report the taxi fare we came to the hospital?" It's quite expensive after all. "I confirmed, this is still Liu Wenjie.

Zhang Yufei couldn't cry and laughed, "You can rest assured, as long as it is related to all the expenses of your injury, the company will bear it, you don't have to worry about it." ”

When Liu Wenjie heard this, he breathed a long sigh of relief, "Then I'll go to pee and soak the urine first, just to listen to your letter, I will be suffocated." With that, he limped out.

I smiled bitterly, Brother Jie is Brother Jie, doing things is so different, fresh and refined. But now there are only two people left in the room, me and Zhang Yufei, and the atmosphere can't help but be awkward.

We looked at each other for a few seconds, and we both spoke almost at the same time, "That day..."

"I don't remember anything about that day, don't worry." I hurriedly explained.

Zhang Yufei's face turned red and said, "I really thank you that day, I always wanted to say thank you to you, but I didn't know how to speak, now I want to say thank you to you!" Thank you for your behavior on the subway that day, thank you for saving me, thank you! After saying that, she nodded at me sincerely.

In fact, human nature is beautiful, but I subjectively think about it badly, everyone in this world has the virtue of gratitude and morality in their hearts, but sometimes they may be hidden for other reasons. But in fact, people are beautiful, and not everyone will encounter those dirty things, it's just our own imagination, there is nothing in the world, and mediocrity disturbs itself.

I looked at Zhang Yufei in front of me and thought so.