Chapter 207: I'll Give You a Hand (Ask for Subscription)
Stockings Taro's hometown is in Huaxia Qing Province, a village near Curse Spring Township, because his mother went out to visit friends when she was pregnant, passing by Curse Spring Township happened to have a fetal movement, and he was born, and was taken by Babao Zhai, who was practicing in Curse Spring Township at the time, and put it into the "Cow Crane Eel Man Drowning Spring" bath, and sadly became a combination of cows, cranes, eels, and snowmen, and had a transformation form like a demon. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
This is not the worst, this transformation form is so powerful and powerful, much stronger than the little piglet form with loud teeth, Mu Si's myopic duck form, Shanpu's cat form, etc., and the worst thing is that the village of Pantyhose Taro has a strange village rule, and the first person to bathe the newborn child has to name the child.
So, the old man Babaozhai, who was full of underwear and girls, thought about it for three days and three nights, and finally came up with a sad name full of sad legends, Pantyhose Taro.
He's meowing, can this name be used as a human name? When he meets the girl he likes, the girl asks him what his name is, and can he say that he is called Taro Pantyhose? Isn't that a clear poop mania!
However, the rule in the village is that the name can only be changed by taking a celebrity, so Taro Pantyhose spent a sad childhood and half a teenager with this convenient name.
For such a long time, with such a sad name, it is naturally impossible for him to grow calmly, and the accumulated resentment is enough to make him a humanoid firecracker, and because of this, when Xu Mo said that he could guide him to solve his heart disease, even if he handed over some kung fu knowledge he knew, he did not hesitate.
"Tell me, how the hell can I change my name?"
At this time, the pantyhose Taro had already put on a suit of shame clothes, and followed Xu Mo to Lian Meizi's house to temporarily avoid the onlookers of the villagers outside.
Xu Mo looked like he was holding a wisdom pearl: "If you want to change your name, you have to let a celebrity change it, but you haven't found a celebrity yet, so you have to look around aimlessly, right?" ”
Pantyhose Taro nodded fiercely: "That's right! ”
Since he realized how sad his name is, he has never given up looking for a celebrity, let him change his name, and practice hard, swear that if he doesn't change his name to a celebrity, he will give the other party a good look, but unfortunately, Babaozhai as a foreigner, just practiced in Curse Spring Township for a period of time, and lived very well, and Pantyhose Taro has no social experience, and he doesn't know the correct posture of looking for people, and all the search is naturally in vain.
Even if he fell from the sky today, it was because of the fruitless search for someone, the grief and anger in his heart, and he was tired and hungry, and he couldn't hold it for a while, so he unfortunately fell.
Regarding the resentment of the pantyhose Taro, Xu Mo snorted and smiled: "Since this is the case, then I will show you a clear way, first of all, the person who helped you name it is not a local, right?" ”
"That's right," Tighttyhose Taro gritted his teeth, "It is said that he is a martial artist who cultivates with the help of Curse Spring Township." ”
Xu Mo was kind and seductive: "So, there is a tour guide in Curse Spring Township, do you know?" ”
"Of course I do." Hearing Xu Mo mention the fat tour guide, Taro Pantyhose looked disapproving, for a master like him, the fat tour guide was just a weak chicken, nothing worth paying attention to.
Xu Mo slapped the table: "Ah, since the celebrity is cultivating with the help of Curse Spring Township, he must find a tour guide to guide him and introduce him, he is the tour guide's customer, and the tour guide must record some of the other party's situation, right?" If you look for a tour guide and get a record of the celebrity's situation, don't you know who the celebrity's surname is and where you live? ”
Pantyhose Taro was shocked, as if he had been empowered, and suddenly realized: "That's right! How did I not think of this? ”
"Alas, the authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear, that's the truth." Xu Mo was stunned.
In fact, it's just that Pantyhose Taro is too young and lacks social experience, plus Xu Mo knows the "plot" and "spoilers" in advance, even if he doesn't care, Pantyhose Taro will think of this sooner or later, and then look for the guest roster to find trouble with Babaozhai.
"Hmph, then thank you for the reminder, I'm going to look for a celebrity." Pantyhose Taro got the information he wanted, but he stood up and wanted to leave.
"Hey, hey, what about the good kung fu cheats?" Xu Mo reminded the teenager that he should be trustworthy.
Pantyhose Taro stroked his hair in a dashing manner: "Why do you want to pay for the information you get based on your ability?" Now that I'm almost recovered, you, an outsider who doesn't know kung fu, don't think you can beat me, right? It's good that I didn't hold you accountable for your previous sin of shouting my name outside. ”
Xu Mo smiled angrily, although he knew that this kid had a bad temper, an eccentric personality, and he would repay him, but this talk was not a word, it was still very unpleasant, but think about it, this guy does belong to the category of causing trouble everywhere and setting up beams everywhere, belonging to being a person and being cool with himself, of course, he is a guy who is more important to be cool, this result is not surprising at all.
"In that case, are you ready to bear the cost of default?" The current Xu Mo is not a weak person who can only knock out his teeth and swallow blood, with the advent system in his body, even Aragami can resist a fight, not to mention that the opponent is a martial artist?
In addition, he also has the heart to personally weigh the pound two of the world's strongest, and the tights Taro gave him the truth of his hands, so it doesn't matter if he laughs.
That's right, there should be a certain "protagonist" named Ranma in this world, although Xu Mo doesn't know how much deviation from what he knows, but, measured by Alice's Resident Evil world, the deviation will not be too big, and the "main line" of the world should still generally follow what he knows to develop.
As one of the best masters in this world, even Ranma and others are embarrassed in front of him, he is definitely a good test object, and his strength is enough for Xu Mo to assess what the combat power level of this world is at this time.
It's a pity that Pantyhose Taro didn't know Xu Mo's details, and he only felt funny when he heard his words, and said with a relaxed expression full of surplus: "Oh? Are you sure you want to get your hands on me? ”
Xu Mo moved his hands and feet: "Why not?" ”
"Hahaha!" Pantyhose Taro laughed for a while and raised his head: "Okay, I'll let you have one hand, and I will only teach you a little lesson, and I won't beat you to a serious injury." ”
Looking at the self-confident teenager, Ahri glanced at him with a caring look, sighed and shook his head, people are not in the second grade, but the teenagers who are too middle two really need to use their fists to correct their three views: "Brother Xu Mo, I support you!" ”
Xu Mo nodded slightly, and said to Taro in pantyhose: "That's it, I'll let you have one hand, lest you say I'm bullying you when you get it." ”