Chapter 14: Ah Tian's Attack

As she spoke, Jiang Mei pointed to Su Xin beside her.

Su Xin glanced at us, and he snorted coldly, "Don't want the gods to do anything for you, never think about it." ”

"Tsundere Immortal, don't do this......" I looked at Su Xin and grinned, "You teach me how to become an immortal, I will never let you regret it." ”

Su Xin was full of distrust of my promise, and he said how could a mortal make Su Xin satisfied. I told him to give me a week, and I would absolutely let him willingly teach me how to become an immortal. If he can't do it, then he just leaves, ignoring me.

Su Xin thought about it for a while and said that it was nothing for a week. Give me a chance. So, I invited this tsundere fairy back to my home and arranged a large guest room for him to live in. Jiang Ying felt very inexplicable about my behavior, and waited for Su Xin to move into the room. He asked me mercilessly, "Although your words are good, how can we have a chance to satisfy the immortals?" Why don't you use your fairy grass? Don't think about it, it definitely doesn't mean much to him. ”

I chuckled and said, "Immortals also want to eat fireworks in the world, let's do important things first, how is the Sanskrit translation?" What happened to Ah Tian's remnant soul? ”

"I'll be able to translate it tomorrow......" Jiang Ying nodded. As for Ah Tian's remnant soul, I have found it. ”

I hummed and asked him to quickly hand over Ah Tian's remnant soul. I saw Jiang Ying cautiously stretch out his hand, and a black and white point of light immediately appeared on his hand. I looked at this photoelectric and couldn't help but wonder: "Why is his remnant soul so strange, I see that the other remnant souls are quite clean, either white, black, or green." ”

"It shows that Ah Tian is not a ......simple person," Jiang Ying explained, "is a kind soul." But what he did was too dirty and obscene, and he was a complete pervert. ”

I suddenly realized, and then took out a handful of fairy grass and carefully placed it in front of the remnant soul. Suddenly, this small point of light surrounded the fairy grass, just like a little mouse, and began to eat a lot, feeling how cute it was. As he devoured the fairy grass, the small dot of light grew bigger and bigger, and by the time he finished eating a handful of fairy grass, he had already grown to the size of a basketball.

"Interesting."

I smiled softly, then grabbed two more handfuls of soul grass and began to feed the remnants. At this time, the speed at which it devoured the fairy grass was greatly accelerated, and the two handfuls of the fairy grass were eaten in a blink of an eye.

I kept feeding the fairy grass in distress, and the remnant soul also grew up rapidly, and slowly took on the shape of a person, but the facial features were not obvious. Rao is like this, and he has already used up half of my fairy grass.

"What a money-burning thing...... I said, full of distress, "look at the fairy grass that this guy eats, how much money can I sell it for." ”

Jiang Ying smiled: "Come on." You are just a knife-mouthed tofu heart, although you always lose the people around you, but it is always you who pay every time. So much fairy grass is enough to make any powerhouse in the yang world tremble, and you can use it to resurrect Ah Tian. ”

"Alas, don't say it, as soon as you say it, you want to crush this remnant soul again."

I patiently fed the remnant soul to eat the fairy grass, and at this time I sat on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and put the fairy grass on my shoes. Suddenly, Ah Tian pounced like a vicious dog pounced, holding my shoes and gnawing and biting. Jiang Ying was dumbfounded, and he muttered, "Be careful, when this guy recovers consciousness, he will definitely fight with you." ”

"Pull it down. Lao Tzu spent 100 million to resurrect a rival in love, but he was already very soft-hearted in doing so. I said angrily.

I kept putting fairy grass on my shoes, and the more Ah Tian ate, the more excited he became, the happier he became, his facial features were already full and clear, and he was about to recover completely. I put another fairy grass on it, just on the tip of the shoe, Ah Tian hugged my foot and frantically sucked my shoe, eating and eating, he suddenly stopped.

I saw him staring at my shoes with wide eyes, and then looking up at me again. I looked at him with a smile and whispered, "Ah Tian." ”

He nodded dumbly, his hands still on his shoes, visibly stunned. And I scoffed, "It's just for you to live again." Why bother. ”

"Jiang Cheng, I'll grass your uncle!"

Ah Tian bit the fairy grass and roared angrily and rushed towards me, and the fairy grass in his mouth squirted out at once. In the blink of an eye, he came up to me and grabbed me so hard that I fell off my chair. I grabbed him by the neck and the two of us kept scuffling on the floor.

"I grass your uncle, you dare to do this to Lao Tzu, go to your uncle. You let me eat the soles of my shoes, and I'm going to press your head down the toilet! ”

Ah Tian grabbed my head and kept yelling, and I also pressed hard, just on him, raised my hand and slapped it. He said angrily: "Okay, let's see if you can let me drown in the toilet today, or if I let you go to the toilet and eat!" ”

"Ahhh

Our noise drew out Dongfang Youyu, who was resting in the room, and she came to the hall rubbing her eyes. Ask what's going on. When I saw Ah Tian who was beaten by me on the floor, she was stunned for a moment, and her eyes widened. And Jiang Ying shrugged his shoulders and said calmly: "Youyu, you go and sit on the sofa." lest I accidentally hurt you. It's nothing, it's just that Jiang Cheng resurrected Ah Tian, and then the two began to pinch each other again. ”

"Ah...... Ah Tian ......"

Dongfang Youyu stupidly walked to the sofa and sat down, and she couldn't react to such a reunion scene at all. Hearing Ah Tian's words, Xiao Yan immediately rushed out of the room frantically, and when she saw me and Ah Tian fighting, she was also stunned and didn't know what to say, so Jiang Ying helped her to sit down next to the sofa.

At this time, Ah Tian was not my opponent at all, he was already beaten by me, and even his nose and face were swollen. I tugged at his collar and said angrily, "Damn, you actually treated your savior like this, okay, I'll put your head in the toilet right now." ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't have a lifesaver like you!"

Although Ah Tian is not my opponent, he still refuses to stop. At this time, I dragged him to the toilet in the hall, and he suddenly grabbed my legs, causing me to fall hard in the toilet, and my whole face hit the toilet. So, we scuffled together and pushed each other's heads into the toilet.

"Alright, alright. Don't fight......" Jiang Ying said helplessly, "If you continue to fight, will you still want to go to the toilet in the future?" ”

We let go of each other out of breath, and I just threw my face down the toilet and my face was numb with pain. And Ah Tian also had a nosebleed outward, and his body was transparent and substantial all of a sudden, and he obviously couldn't beat me at all.

"You slut......" he gasped and cursed. I suddenly felt that I was alive, and I was feeling excited, when I saw your stinky feet in front of me, what does that feel like? From hell to heaven, and immediately to hell. ”

"Hey, hey, hey......"

I laughed heartlessly. He whispered, "At least I'm back, huh...... Welcome back. ”

He froze for a moment, then leaned against the wall, struggled to get up, gritted his teeth and said: "Then I want to make a celebration banquet for Lao Tzu, I haven't touched a woman for a long time, and the little Ah Tian in my pants, whose size is equivalent to the world's first, can't stand it anymore." ”

I said angrily, "It's a waste to think about women all day long." It just so happens that I have a task for you to take someone to enjoy the next day when you are happier than the gods, so don't mess up. ”

Tian said that it was all right, and I stood up and stumbled towards Su Xin's room.

At this moment, from the restroom. Ah Tian's familiar shouts were heard.

"The largest tannery in Wenzhou, Jiangnan Tannery closed down, and the bastard boss Huang He ate, drank, prostituted and gambled, owed 350 million yuan, and ran away with his sister-in-law ......"

I couldn't help but chuckle. I don't know why, but I'm not as angry as before. When I got to Su Xin's door, I knocked on the door, Su Xin quickly opened the door, he frowned and said, "What is the noise outside?" ”

"I'm going to take you to enjoy the life of a human being......" I leaned against the door. chuckled, "I dare to say that it doesn't take a week, just a day's work, you can completely fall, I wish I could teach me how to be an immortal, how?" ”

Su Xin snorted coldly: "Don't be ashamed to say it. ”

"If you are not ashamed, you will know immediately, hehehe......"