The fat sister-in-law glanced at the table and saw that I had finished breakfast, so she urged: "Xiao Liang, you pay the bill and leave, don't be sticky with my daughter." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I saw that the fat sister-in-law had ordered me to evict the customer, so I had to pay for it with a sneer.

When I left the hotel, I heard the fat sister-in-law reprimanding Xiaomei: "You are not allowed to associate with Xiaoliang in the future, stay away from him, beware that he will take you badly." ”

I was secretly amused, I didn't expect the trick of "gambling" to work so well, and now, not only will the fat sister-in-law not stare at me, but Xiaomei will also stay away from me.

I feel light.

Suddenly, I was stunned. Just now, I was driven away by my fat sister-in-law, and I forgot to buy breakfast for Xiaoping.

I had no choice but to go back to my fat sister-in-law's hotel.

As soon as she entered the hotel, the fat sister-in-law asked sharply: "Xiaoliang, what are you doing here again, I said, you are not allowed to pester my daughter again." ”

I stammered in my defense, "I... I'm not here to pester Xiaomei, I'm here to buy breakfast for Xiaoping. ”

The fat sister-in-law pursed her lips and asked disdainfully, "Xiaoping also gambles, right?" ”

I smiled and nodded.

I know: Xiaoping occasionally plays a few rounds of mahjong, which is naturally a small bet.

"No wonder as the saying goes: not a family, don't go in one place. You and Xiaoping are both gambling, what a natural pair. The fat sister-in-law sneered.

"Hee-hee...... "I had nothing to say but to laugh it off."

Xiaomei handed me a bowl of porridge and two vegetable buns. When she saw the fat sister-in-law enter the kitchen, she asked faintly: "Brother Liang, can't you quit gambling?" ”

I shook my head and replied, "It's like taking drugs, you can't quit." ”

Xiaomei looked at me disappointedly and said sadly: "Brother Liang, if you can wash your hands in a golden basin, I will still like you regardless of my past suspicions." ”

"Alas! I'm sorry to disappoint you. I said with a feigned grief.

The fat sister-in-law poked her head out of the kitchen, saw me talking to Xiaomei, and shouted angrily: "Xiaoliang, why don't you leave, I warn you: If you pester Xiaomei again, you will not be welcome in my hotel." ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly said, "I'm leaving." ”

I didn't dare to delay any longer, turned around and left the hotel.

I never dreamed that the fat sister-in-law turned out to be a person who turned her face when she said that she would turn her face, and as soon as she heard that I was gambling, she was like I was a plague god, and she wanted to kick me eight feet away.

I was thinking to my chagrin when my phone rang. At first glance, it was Xiaomei calling.

"Brother Liang, I'm sorry, don't care about my mother's attitude, she's like this, she speaks very straight." Xiaomei was careful.

"Hey, your mother is too thunderous, she can't wait for me to be a dragon fast son-in-law for a while, and treat me as a flood beast for a while. Isn't it just a small gamble, what's the big deal? "I complained.

Xiaomei said: "My mother hates gambling for a reason, do you know why my mother slapped my father? ”

"Your mom slapped your dad, how do I know what the reason is."

Xiaomei explained: "Brother Liang, let me tell you: the reason why my mother slapped my dad was because my dad went to gamble. ”

"Ahh I was taken aback. Now, I finally know why my fat sister-in-law hates gambling.

I shook my head, it seems that I lied and said that I gambled, and I came to a crooked beating, so that I could completely get rid of the fat sister-in-law's mother and daughter.

I went back to the hostel early, and when I saw that Xiaoping hadn't gotten up yet.

"Hey, the sun has tanned your ass in two." I patted Pinki's buttocks.

Xiaoping opened her eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, my ass is sunburned into a few petals, and it has something to do with your fart." ”

"I've bought you breakfast, get up and eat it." I say.

Xiaoping pursed her lips and said, "Isn't it a delicacies from the mountains and seas, isn't it just porridge and vegetable buns." Hum! I'm tired of eating. You... You can't give me a different taste. ”

I grinned and said, "Xiao Liu Zhuang is a restaurant with a fat aunt, and there are only porridge and buns for breakfast." Otherwise, let's go to town at noon for a change of taste. ”

I was accused by my fat sister-in-law just now, and I don't want to see her again right away. At noon, go to the town for lunch, which can not only change the taste, but also avoid the fat sister-in-law.

"Okay." Xiaoping got up excitedly.

I said to Xiaoping, "You eat slowly, I'll go out." ”

Xiaoping frowned and asked, "Brother Liang, how did you get from tracking the ghost car last night?" ”

"Alas! Don't mention it. I sighed.

"What's wrong?" Xiaoping asked while drinking porridge.

"I was thrown out of the car halfway, fell into a cemetery, and was almost killed by a group of female ghosts." I said dejectedly.

Xiaoping asked curiously: "What kind of cemetery is this, is it only a woman?" ”

"Alas! You say that it is a coincidence that I was thrown into the cemetery of the nunnery, and dozens of nuns and ghosts ran out, saying that I broke into the forbidden land and almost killed me. I said huffingly.

"These nuns are pretty ghosts, aren't they?" Xiaoping asked faintly.

"I almost died, where do I have the heart to appreciate the beauty of the nun ghost drift." I said unpleasantly.

Xiaoping said ambiguously: "Brother Liang, you are too uninteresting, you should do everything you can and flirt with these nuns and ghosts." ”

"I'm not interested." I rolled my eyes at Pinkie. said, "I'll go to Zhaofeng'er's house, and you can eat slowly." ”

Xiaoping grabbed me and said, "Don't go in a hurry, when I'm done eating, let's go find Zhaofeng Ear together." ”

I waited patiently for Xiaoping to finish breakfast.

The two of us walked to Zhaofeng's house together.

Xiaoping said: "Zhao Feng's ears may already be on all fours." ”

"Not so fast." I think: "Tricky ears" to play with women, will not die the first time.

The courtyard door of "Zhaofeng Er" was wide open, and it seemed that he had returned.

Xiaoping and I walked into the courtyard and saw that the door was wide open.

"Tricky ears!" I yelled.

"Who?" Someone in the room asked.

"Police!" I deliberately scared the "provocative ears".

"Zhaofeng Er" walked out of the house, he saw me and Xiaoping, lowered his face and asked, "What are you two doing here?" ”

I replied darkly, "We're here to save your life." ”

"Save my life? I'm fine, what do you want you two to save? "Zhao Feng Er" asked puzzled.

"How are you? I think you're dying, and you're still in the dark. I said with a sneer.

"Tricky Ears" said suspiciously: "I... I can eat and drink, it's really good. You... You two don't play tricks here. ”

When I saw a mirror on the broken table in the house of "Zhao Feng'er", I pouted into the mirror and said, "Go and look in the mirror and see what has become of you." ”

"Look in the mirror?" "Beckoning the wind ear" and said: "Take it and take it." ”

"Zhaofeng Er" walked to the table, picked up the mirror and looked at it, and exclaimed: "Mom! ”

It seems that the "provoking ears" do not often look in the mirror.

"Ringer" stammered, "I... Why am I so thin? ”