"Jia Shu, I didn't say you, what's wrong with you lately, look at your unkempt, unkempt beard, bloodshot eyes, disheveled, where does this look like a master of ceremonies, hurry up and go to the bathroom to pick up, how can you see people like this?" Brother Cao didn't understand what happened and jumped to conclusions, but at least Ya's starting point was haode.

"Xiexie Brother Cao." Thinking about the fourth aunt after a while, this look is really rude, so I asked Brother Cao to help me look at the store, and I turned around and went to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, I'm in front of the mirror, I'm! Who's in the mirror? It's too sloppy, what Brother Cao just said is not only not excessive, I feel that what he said is too light, you look at those two dead fish eyes, listless as if they didn't wake up; If you look at the eye sockets again, they are deeply sunken, and the surroundings are blue, and there is an absolute loss of qi and blood; That beard, connecting the two temples together, as if the haircut was not cut, is this Nima me?

I am Jia Shu, the wedding master of ceremonies, I must pay attention to the image. Turn out the bath basket, pack the toiletries, and take advantage of the fact that the fourth aunt is not here, so I should go to the bath.

Today, the big brother in the bath is absolutely hard, and we have a chat with the two of us, and I don't know who started the topic, so we talked about disgusting.

The eldest brother rubbed and said, "Little brother, don't you know, I gave a grandson a bath a while ago, and ran to the bathroom while rubbing this girl, and before I ran to the bathroom, the sprayed out like yellow mist."

"Big brother, stop, I gave you that cigarette when you smoke outside." I felt sick to my stomach, and the big brother remembered the fecal spraying incident clearly, and seemed to forget that I was the first to run.

"Oh, then I'll have to rub you well, you're lying down." As soon as the eldest brother heard that he had met the victim, the strength in his hand increased by three percent, and when the rubbing was finished, I took a shower, and I went to the shower, so that I was not burned to death, and it seemed that the skin on my body was rubbed off by the eldest brother.

When I washed up and returned to the store, the fourth aunt was already waiting in the store, but fortunately I took a bath, otherwise looking at my sloppy appearance just now, the fourth aunt definitely thought that something was wrong with me.

"You kid picked up a life, you know?" The fourth aunt shook the wrapping cloth in her hand and said to me.

I really don't know, just burned me so hung bald skin, red all over my body, like a monkey butt, I almost forgot the things in my dream, so I could only shake my head helplessly.

"Have you read this book?" I nodded, "You took the thing, right?" I continued to nod, "You really have the ability, haode doesn't learn bad things, do you want to me off?" "After the fourth aunt finished yelling, she began to look around for a guy, it seems that I am going to suffer from flesh and skin today.

How else to say that being kind to others is being kind to yourself, in order to repay me for the job I just gave him, Brother Cao hurriedly handed over the pillow on the sofa, really my good big brother.

The fourth aunt took the pillow and rushed at me, it was a meal of brainlessness, fortunately it was Peng Jiaomian, if this Nima was replaced with other materials, my head would not have been opened by the fourth aunt.

I stood there motionless, let the fourth aunt beat me so that I didn't feel pain or itch, roar! After the fourth aunt's breath subsided, I opened my mouth and asked, "Fourth aunt, what is going on?" ”

"What's going on? Jia Shu, you have experienced a lifetime, you know? The fourth aunt threw the pillow aside and said to me with a straight face.

"I don't know." I'll be honest.

"Flowers are not flowers, dreams are not dreams, flowers are like dreams, dreams are like flowers, there are flowers in dreams, flowers bloom like dreams; The heart is not the heart, the mirror is not the mirror, the heart is like a mirror, the mirror is like the heart, and the heart in the mirror is like a mirror. The fourth aunt actually read the first couplet.

I can understand that the upper link is like a dream like a phantom, the lower link is like a mirror, and if I write it, it is absolutely empty. But Lao Cao didn't understand, and looked at the fourth aunt with a big mouth, for fear that the other party would continue to beat me.

"This is the words that one of my elders left to my master, and he calculated that my master's descendants would inevitably suffer this disaster, so he made a seal on the wrapping cloth early. When the package is opened, the seal is lifted, and that person will experience something from a certain period of time in the future, which is what you call a dream. The fourth aunt explained to me hatefully.

"Fourth aunt, if it's a dream, how did you say it was a lifetime at first?" I asked, puzzled.

"It's not a dream, everything that happens is real, and if you don't repent, then what happened will continue, and you and I won't be able to meet here. Do you understand that? "The fourth aunt said it so messily, and there was no logic at all.

"Got it." It seems that it took me a long time to understand what the fourth aunt was talking about at that time.

"In that incident, you were already dead, but at the juncture of Zuihou, you can abandon evil and turn to good to resolve this calamity, which is enough to show that you are really the reincarnation of a Buddha boy. Moreover, only the monks of the ninth life and the ninth generation can incarnate as an arhat, and you have more cultivation for a lifetime out of thin air, which can be regarded as your creation, alas! It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, and I don't know if teaching you the ability has helped you or harmed you. After the fourth aunt finished speaking, she sat down on the computer chair with a limp body, looked at the book in her hand, and stopped talking.

"Fourth aunt, I was wrong." I tried to make my words sincere, but I was so used to saying them that I was not convincing at all, at least not even I felt sincere.

"Fourth aunt, you drink water, fourth aunt, you drink water!" Brother Cao took advantage of my words to fetch a glass of water for the fourth aunt and handed it over.

"Jia Shu, it's not right for the fourth aunt to beat you, the fourth aunt is with you." The fourth aunt seemed to feel a little guilty, "Don't mind, it's only right for the master to beat the apprentice." "It didn't hurt me anyway, so I hurriedly picked it up.

"The fourth aunt is old, sooner or later those things in my warehouse will belong to you, the fourth aunt just hopes that you can carry forward the inheritance of my generation, the reason why I don't give it to you now is that you are too inexperienced, impetuous, and there are some things in it that not only will not help you, but will harm you; Second, there are some things that I am not sure to use. But after this incident, if you want to use anything, just come to the fourth aunt and get it. The fourth aunt also saw it, there are some things that can't be avoided, you are the one who caused trouble, and I am the master of the aftermath for you. ”

After the fourth aunt finished speaking, she staggered to her feet, and only put away the ancient book and the wrapping cloth, "I'll go back, this book is not suitable for you for the time being, and I'll give it to you when you are more stable." As for the other objects, you can look at them yourself. ”

"Damn, fourth aunt, you can bring all those things back, I beg you." I poured the toiletries in the bath basket to the ground, put all the items that came out of the fourth aunt in the bath basket, took two steps and glued the fourth aunt, and stuffed the bath basket into the hands of the fourth aunt.

"Alas!" The fourth aunt looked at the bath basket in her hand, then at me and Lao Cao, sighed, and left helplessly.

to be continued