The fat man called us out angrily. Purple Pavilion

The imps sat haphazardly on the floor, while we sat on the chairs in the living room. Candles were lit on the table, and the flames were dancing brightly, illuminating the face of the fat man.

Wang Fatzi looked angry at first. He stared at us for a moment, then opened his mouth. It seems to want to reprimand us twice. But soon, the anger on his face subsided, and he turned into a loveless look.

He sighed and said, "Forget it, forget it." I can't save my life, it's just a green hat, just wear it. ”

I grinned and said, "We didn't cuckold you, we went to catch ghosts for you." ”

Wang Fatzi looked at me suspiciously: "Help me catch ghosts?" Inside my wife's room? My wife is a ghost? ”

I said, "Your wife is not." But your parents, and your parents-in-law may be. ”

Anger appeared on Wang Fatzi's face again: "Little Taoist, don't deceive people too much. ”

After he shouted angrily, he sighed again and said, "Forget it, forget it." Your life is almost gone, so you can say whatever you like. ”

Mr. Lu said: "We didn't mean to insult your parents. However, if what my apprentice sees is true, it is likely that your parents have been possessed by imps. Those who live with you day and night are no longer alive. ”

When the fat man first heard this, there was a panicked look on his face, but he quickly looked away again. He sighed and said, "If there are ghosts, there will be ghosts." 's life is almost unsaved, who cares about this. ”

Xue Qian smiled: "You are the all-purpose answer." I see that you have nothing to love, I'm afraid that the four major will be empty soon, and you will become an immortal, right? ”

Wang Fatzi smiled bitterly. said: "I'm a dying person. I don't care if it's empty or not. ”

Xue Qian stretched out her thumb and praised: "It's really a high realm." "Talking about the garbage.

Mr. Lu patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "Go and call the old people up." There is a good chance that they are the culprits of the lightning strike. Maybe after they are dealt with, the thunder penalty will be gone. When the time comes, won't you come back to life? ”

Wang Fatzi's eyes lit up: "Really? ”

He rubbed his palms together, his face flushing red. He looked like a fish that was dying of thirst and had returned to the water.

Wang Fatzi said sincerely: "Three, if you can help me relieve the scourge of thunder punishment, I will not pursue your invasion of my wife's room at night." ”

Xue Qian said speechlessly: "Fat Wang, you are too small-bellied." ”

Mr. Lu said to Wang Fatzi: "Go quickly, let's call the old people out, and you will know at a glance." ”

Wang Fatzi agreed, and went to call someone.

At this time, a gust of wind blew outside the door, and a few imps ran in.

Onido asked strangely, "What's wrong?" ”

The little ghosts said, "Yangguan Dao Yang Ye let us come in and have a look." You haven't been back for so long. He's worried about what's going to happen to you. ”

Onido smiled and said, "Don't worry. Here is a qiē peace. You tell sù Yangguan Dao, I will go back after watching the excitement for a while, and the fetus is very safe. ”

The imps said yes and left.

I said to Mr. Lu, "Look carefully." Although the four old men of Wang Fatzi's family have four bodies, they actually have only one soul. When they came out after a while, one of them could move, and the other three couldn't move. ”

As we spoke, the door opened, and several old men came out one after another.

Xue Qian glanced at me strangely and said, "Lao Zhao, what you said is not right, aren't these four old men walking at the same time?" ”

I shook my head and explained, "This soul is amazing. Able to quickly transform in these four bodies. You see them walking at the same time, don't you? Actually, the action of walking. Step first on the right leg, then on the left. There was definitely a pause in between. The soul took advantage of the pause to travel through it. ”

Xue Qian glanced at me, nodded and praised: "Old Zhao, it's high." ”

Seeing that the four old men had already walked in front of us. Wang Fatzi's mother yawned and said, "What are you doing here?" In the middle of the night, don't let people sleep? ”

I pointed to the old lady and said, "You see, as long as one of them speaks, the other three don't squeak." ”

Xue Qian nodded suspiciously.

Wang Fatzi's father looked at me strangely and asked, "What do you mean?" Why does one of them speak, and the other three don't squeak? ”

I said, "Look, this little ghost is fast enough, right? In the blink of an eye, it was a substitution. ”

Xue Qian held her chin and thought for a while, and then said to the four old men, "Can you do one action at the same time?" I shout one, two, three, how about everyone opening their mouths at the same time? ”

Xue Qian hadn't had time to shout one, two, three. As soon as he proposed this proposal, the four old men said in unison, "Are you insane?" ”

I wondered, "How can they talk at the same time?" Could it be that the little imp's skills are even stronger? ”

Even Xue Qian doesn't believe me anymore. He said: "Lao Zhao, don't drill the horns anymore. What kind of soul shuttles back and forth, it's quite like making up, and it fools me. ”

Then, he patted Mr. Lu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You apprentice is not bad." I don't dare to go out for fear of the dark, make up this set of nonsense, and turn us around. ”

I looked at Mr. Lu and asked, "How many souls do they have?" ”

Mr. Lu sighed and said, "Zhao Mang, you really read it wrong this time. They do have four souls. ”

I muttered, "It doesn't make sense." I obviously met a terrible ghost. ”

The three of us were arguing. And Wang Fatzi's mother said impatiently: "Son, what the hell is going on? ”

Wang Fatzi looked at the three of us and said, "These three people said that you were ghosted. I must invite you out and take a second look. ”

Wang Fatzi's mother said with great interest: "Have you finished reading it?" I'm going back to sleep when I'm done. In the big night, light candles, don't you waste it? ”

Mr. Lu laughed dryly and said, "After reading it, you can go back to sleep." ”

The four old men muttered and went back dissatisfied.

Wang Fatzi turned into that loveless look again, he sighed, and said, "Three Dao Masters, what do you want?" My life is about to be saved, and if you have any wishes, I will fulfill you. ”

When Xue Qian heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up, and it seemed that she was planning to take advantage of the fire to rob her.

At this time, Wang Fatzi added: "Except for my family property, I can promise you anything else." ”

Xue Qianqi said: "You are going to die, why are you still holding on to the money and not letting go?" ”

The fat man sighed, sat down in his chair, and said, "If you are going to die tomorrow." Would you strip naked and shout in the streets? ”

Xue Qian shook her head.

Wang Fatzi said: "That's right. Life is precious, but there are still things in the world that are more important than life. For you, this thing is face. But for me, it's money. ”

A few of us looked at Wang Fatzi dumbfounded, and we always felt that his argument was not quite correct. But I don't know how to refute it.

Wang Fatzi smiled bitterly and said, "I know that you all look down on me and call me an iron rooster." Even God will thunder my sky because of this. But when I pick the door, I pick the door. I didn't do anything unreasonable. You have been taught to be dignified since you were a child. And my mother taught me from a young age to have money. I was just taught to be like this since I was a child. ”

I smiled and said, "I see, after hearing what you said, we were really surprised." ”

Wang Fatzi smiled bitterly and said, "Three Dao Masters, you have also been tossing for half the night. What do you see? If you see it, catch the ghosts and subdue the demons, and if you don't see it, you better leave. ”

Then, he dug into his pocket and took out a few hundred dollars.

It stands to reason that Wang Fatzi cooperated this night. And it makes perfect sense that we tossed him all night, and that he sent us away.

Mr. Lu sighed, arched his hand to Fat Wang, and said, "A few of us really don't have the face to stay here anymore." As for the money, we don't have the face to take it. ”