The wind is sluggish, and the winter is cold; Life is like a drama, only good acting skills can be done!

The venue was full of laughter and applause. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Plum. Ming will also smile and clap his hands - I don't know if he praises Lao Wang's ass for his good shooting, or praises his acting skills? !

Plum. Ming looked at Lao Wang, thought of the second master, and secretly sighed: "These two people ...... It's a pity, one was delayed by being an entrepreneur, and the other was delayed by being a politician, alas! ~”

Lao Wang loves to pretend to be bigger, and the end of the year is bigger. The meeting will be recorded and then hung to the Wanlin Collection. On the official website of the group, it is called information disclosure!

Today's meeting, of course, was also videotaped, and of course it was also posted on the Internet.

Thereupon......

"Hold the roast, and the second master is also ......"

"Hold the grass! The old king admitted it himself, and sure enough, there was guilt. Curtain! ”

"Hey, Li Dong Luzi is too wild!"

"I knew it was very strange!"

"I'm scared to cry, the Blue Star routine is so deep, I want to go back to Mars!"

"Made, they're all hooligans!"

"I seem to have seen Mr. Ma and Mr. Liu crying and fainting in the toilet just now!"

"Thinking about Mr. Ma (Ma Tianyun) back then, talking and laughing, he forced (physical) silver. line, retail, forced to be full; Looking at the present day again, I suddenly look back, the past is like the wind, and I am making wedding dresses for others. ”

“……”

————

That night, Wanlin set. The New Year's Day welcome party of the regiment.

Lao Wang pretended to compete on stage again as usual, and howled a song "Fly Higher"!

This song is too high, but Lao Wang is a fighter with a challenging spirit. Scholar!

He doesn't admit defeat, howling, howling, just can't howl!

Can't howl? Will you give up?

Hmph, no!

In Lao Wang's dictionary, there is no word give up (this dictionary cliff is pirated)! Even if you howl hard, you have to howl!

Thereupon......

He howled and poured out his life!!

This kind of courage to challenge the fight. The spirit of the warrior and the spirit of the warrior who did not admit defeat touched everyone in the audience (although everyone was deeply tortured when they heard it, and almost died!). ), clapped their hands and encouraged!

After the song was over, Lao Wang was like a victorious general, listening to the warm applause, and was very relieved and thanked. stage, while walking, he said in his heart: "It's worthy of my hard performance!" ”

Watch him walk down. Taiwan, everyone breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, I'll go, finally don't put up with this torture!" ”

Lao Wang sat back in his seat.

Plum. Ming Vertical. Thumbs up: "What a good singing!" ”

Lao Wang laughed, leaned closer, and said softly: "Li Dong is making fun of me?" Haha, I have a few pounds and a few taels, I know myself, I am just teasing this group of monkeys in the audience~"

Plum. Bright. The heart said, "I'm also offstage." replied: "This group of guys in the audience is actually playing with the monkeys on the stage~"

Lao Wang shook his head and said with a smile: "Li Dong, your competitiveness is too strong!" ”

The party continued, singing, dancing, and talking cross talk.

The men are very handsome, and the women are very beautiful.

They perform hard and give people a beautiful enjoyment! ——Singing with Lao Wang, that's a world of difference!

Except, of course, for the two guys who talk about cross talk!

Those two guys are very fat, and they don't dare to compliment their master and apprentice, but they are extremely sharp (well, they also run trains, and they are too fast, and they will ...... if they are not careful Cheating! is Dahua's most famous cross talk actor.

The master is a tease, called Yue Pinde; Follower. The younger brother is a prank, called Guo Yunniao.

……

Yue Pinde: "You know which country I admire the most. Home? ”

Guo Yunniao: "Which one?" ”

"Guess!"

"I guess so...... The global hegemon is not as cheap as you? ”

"Hehehehehe(contemptuous laugh), not as cheap as you are, but how old is he?"

"Well, it's been 244 years until today!"

"Cut, it's only this age, can you compare with us?" Yue Pinde patted himself fat. Big boobs. Breast, said proudly.

"Oh~" Guo Yunniao suddenly realized, "I know, what you worship the most is our Dahua family!" ”

"Say you don't know, you really don't know!" Yue Pinde hates iron and does not become steel. commented: "Although I Dahua is 5,000 years old, and I have been the world's first ...... for 4,800 years." commented, but the demeanor was very stinging!

"Bang bang bang!! ~"This kind of snort is too sultry, and the flirtatious audience is quite cool. Quick, I can't help but applaud!

The Dahua family has a glorious history that all rabbits are proud of. History!

Two hundred years. Before, but I took a nap, this time, in the full calendar. What is in the long river of history? As long as we wake up and walk briskly, we will soon be able to catch up!

After a round of applause.

"But!" Yue Pinde: "The country I worship in my heart. Home, it's much more powerful than Dahua! ”

Everyone in the audience was dissatisfied and puzzled at the same time.

"Oh? Which country is that? Family? Guo Yunniao was surprised.

"Huh! ~" Yue Pinde looked tireless and pointed to the northeast, "That's ...... Stick mallet home! ”

"The mallet?" Guo Yunniao was stunned, "Oh, Master, I don't understand this, what is there to worship in the projectile house that broadcasts a weather forecast and ends with a word?!" ”

"Hahaha! ~"Everyone in the audience. Laughing and clapping, "Bang Bang!" ~"It's such a stalk!

Yue Pinde was furious, and glared: "Boy, don't look down on people so much! Small? What's wrong with people's small people, people will ......" dragged their hands in front of their chests, "...... It's big! ”

The audience burst into laughter and applause again.

Guo Yunniao was dumbfounded, "Master, do you mean that the mallet family has advanced technology?" ”

Yue Pinde nodded, and said with a proud smile: "Even if you kid still have a little knowledge, let me tell you, the president of the Bangmao family was on the phone with me two days ago. He said to me, they are going to send a manned rocket to the sun! ”

Everyone in the audience was stunned: "To the sun? O Nima! ”

Guo Yunniao was also stunned, and exclaimed: "Master, then don't burn to death!" ”

Yue Pinde: "They go at night!" ”

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

Guo Yunniao: "Well, this doesn't delay work!" ”

Yue Pinde: "Well, come back and eat breakfast, and then go to work!" ”

Guo Yunniao said suspiciously: "Master, you fooled me again!" ”

Everyone in the audience couldn't stop laughing.

This pair of masters, is specialized. Karma black mallet!

Yue Pinde smiled and said: "The mallet family is not only advanced in science and technology, but also advanced in culture!" ”

Guo Yunniao: "What do you say? ”

Yue Pinde: "I've heard of Kong Sheng. People? Ever heard of Jesus? Ever heard of the Dragon Boat Festival? These are all inventions by the mallet! ……”

Guo Yunniao looked stupid. Bi looked at his master, and "secretly" moved away from the side, separated from each other, for fear of being implicated, and was also misunderstood as stupid. Compare.

"Oh, by the way, and Sun Wukong! This must have been invented by the mallet! Yue Pinde turned his head and saw the apprentice. The younger brother was three meters away from him, and he looked like he wanted to draw a line with you, and shouted angrily: "Come back!" ”

Guo Yunniao trembled, almost fell, and went back trembling.

Yue Pinde: "This spineless thing! simply ignored the compliment, and said to himself: "Why do you say that Sun Wukong must have been invented by the mallet?" Because...... He used a stick. Child! ”

"Hahaha!! ~”

"Bang bang bang!! ~”

In the audience, the laughter and applause could not be stopped!!

……

○

[Ask for collection!] Ask for a referral ticket! 】

○