"I disagree!"

Nobita immediately shouted.

The fat monk was a little surprised: "Why don't you agree?" You should know, which of these people here is not capable? There is a saying that the master is in the people, I look at your face, you are not an honest person, don't you want to learn some skills to swagger through the market? ”

Swaggering? Is that how you describe it?

I was speechless for a while, and I already had some immunity to this fat monk's unreasonable play.

Nobita is also a mallet, and said to the fat monk: "If I have the ability to fight one dozen or three, and walk sideways, I also want to learn, but I can't be a monk!"

Xiongye's ideal is to punch ghosts, step on zombies, soak beautiful eyebrows, play games, and eliminate evil in life, can he still do these things when he becomes a monk? ”

Nobita's remarks made us laugh and we all laughed.

The fat monk leaned back and smiled even more, squinting at Nobita with his already fat eyes: "Is your ideal really like this?" ”

Nobita wiped a handful of snot: "Manly man, one is one." ”

The fat monk lifted him up, and his leg-like calves slammed between Nobita's legs, and Nobita didn't pay attention and knelt directly in front of him.

Well, even if he pays attention, he probably can't dodge, he still has to kneel.

The fat monk forcibly held him down: "Boy, I don't talk to monks, who told you that you can't eat meat when you're a monk, and you can't soak in beauty when you're a monk?"

Have you forgotten what I just said about my three non-abstinences?

Besides, who said that my fat monk's apprentice must be a monk? When you are not a monk, it is voluntary, my fat monk is nicknamed the monk of the three non-precepts, who sues you Lao Tzu is a monk?

You ask these people, which one wants to say that Lao Tzu's job is a monk? ”

Nobita struggled for a while and didn't struggle, so he simply sat on the ground and shouted, "Not a monk, what monk shoes are you wearing?" Not a monk, what monk robes do you wear? It's not a monk, why do you have a few ring scars on your head?

Could it be that you are a wanted criminal and use your identity as a monk as a cover-up? ”

The fat monk stomped his feet angrily, and the ground trembled twice: "Lao Tzu wears a monk's robe because Lao Tzu wears other clothes tightly, Lao Tzu deliberately wears a loose dress, and he can look like a master, as for this ring scar, it is Lao Tzu who lost a bet with a monk, and the bet is to burn the ring scar and receive the ordination, and the monk also gave Lao Tzu a law name, called Yanshe, which is known to everyone in this circle, you worship me as a teacher, and you will know these secrets in the future." ”

Nobita was dumbfounded all of a sudden: "**** master? It's a bit of a name. ”

The fat monk grinned: "Drag it, what's the matter?" Worship me as a teacher, what a black pot at the bottom of that black pot, his son won't dare to bully you anymore. This one is yours. ”

The fat monk put his fat hand into his arms, and after fiddling with it for a while, he took out a small bead and handed it to Nobita.

I saw that my grandfather, Black Moon Tiger, and Granny Yun were all extremely shocked after seeing the pill, and the little bead looked jet black, but there was a fragrance from afar.

Nobita stared at the bead and frowned, "What is it, how much is it worth?" Could it be that you learned from the old naughty boy and rubbed a mud pill as poison for me? ”

The fat monk obviously didn't know who the old naughty boy was, but he understood the meaning of the last half of the sentence, Kaba snapped his eyes twice, reached into his arms and fiddled with it twice, and really took out a mud pill and said: "Look at it, this is the mud pill rubbed on the body, you compare it and see if it can be the same?" ”

The old fellow's serious expression was as funny as if a serious scientist were distinguishing between two very similar things.

Nobita, this kid covered his nose with one hand and waved his hand: "I'll go, how long have you not taken a bath, can you really rub the mud pills?" ”

The fat monk was not annoyed, and replied very seriously: "I haven't taken a bath for about two years." ”

'Wow', Yun Yun vomited as she ran first.

In the end, it's a little girl, this psychological tolerance is too poor.

Xiao Yizi said disdainfully on the side: "Idiot, that bead is a relic of the master of Yanshe after the master sits, and it is not weaker than the power of a golden rune, but unfortunately the treasure is not in front of him." ”

The fat monk glared at him: "I talk to my apprentice, do you want you to talk more?" ”

Xiao Yizi didn't know why the fat monk didn't like him, so he glared at the fat monk, as if he wanted to say something, but when he looked at his father, he pressed back forcefully.

What kind of relic is that inconspicuous bead? Really? As soon as Nobita heard this, he immediately cheered up and snatched the relic from the fat monk's hand.

The fat monk didn't stop him, he just looked at it with a smile, anyway, he wasn't afraid of people robbing him.

Nobita took the relic and shook it proudly at Xiao Yizi, and then said to the fat monk: "You said it, Xiongye became your apprentice, and he won't be bullied by this black pot in the future, right?" ”

The fat monk nodded hurriedly, but this neck was too thick, and the nodding range was too pitiful, but fortunately Nobita understood.

"You also said that you don't have to be a monk when you are an apprentice, right?"

The fat monk nodded again.

"You also said that after becoming your apprentice, I can walk with crabs in the future, right?"

The fat monk continued to nod.

"Okay, the master is above, please accept the apprentice knock three."

Nobita is also a neat master, and after making up his mind, he knelt directly on the ground, snapping his head three times and knocking down without any delay.

The fat monk laughed: "I just said that this trip to the northwest has fate, and sure enough, I met it, Lao Tzu no longer worries that no one will inherit Lao Tzu's mantle, good apprentice, come here, I will tell you two words." ”

Nobita raised his head with his chest straight, as if he had become a leader, and he really walked sideways in front of the fat monk in this figure-of-eight step.

The fat monk patted him on the shoulder: "Apprentice, although your bones are not good, your face is average, your inspiration is not enough, and you have never learned kung fu, what about this technique, you have ten tricks and nine tricks, or you don't know anything at all......"

Da Xiong's nose was smoking: "Old bald donkey, can you say something good?" ”

No way! The people around me once again fell en masse, and they are also your masters, do you call yourself your master that?

The fat monk was not angry at all: "Your only advantage is that you have a good temperament, at first glance you are a bastard who talks back to your father, oh, no, it is a goods that does not play cards according to the rules, let's evaluate you like this for the time being, because I like your temperament, so I accept you as an apprentice, you must carry forward this kind of temperament in the future, do not abide by the way of women, uh, no, it is not the way of the teacher, and you must not let the world disturb your spiritual world, okay, as for other skills, I will talk about it when I save Ning Badao and come back." Okay, you step back first. ”

Nobita grinned: "Feelings, you accepted me as an apprentice just to hurt me, right?" ”R1148