"I've heard this before, and I remember there's another paragraph coming later." Rolling my eyelids and thinking about it, I said.

"Yes, this is a few ballads from our side, saying that there are happy and dead people in the yang world, Yin Si marries the third more rain, as soon as you enter the plank soldier road, you don't see all living beings laughing, if you catch the beaver in your hand, the rabbit and the fox are sad that I have been for many years, various versions, no one can say what these words mean, but the fact that there are female ghosts in this forest is indeed true. I'll tell you. Don't sue anyone else! ”

The kid said, sneakily coming over, "In our mountain, there are monsters, according to legend, those female ghosts are all fox spirits, and it is also said that the lonely souls of some girls who are buried with people stay in the forest and can't get out, anyway, people who have seen them say that those female ghosts are very energetic!" Hey I cǎo! That boobs, that ass"

The man said, extremely excited, and then said: "Not to mention that you are good-looking, you will also serve people, just like how many years you haven't met a man, you will do anything as soon as you stick it up!" You know that," the man said, hinting at something metaphorically, and though he said it very implicitly, we understood at once, who had never been very pure.

"And then?" The saliva was about to come out, and Chubby asked him with envy.

"And then? I just did it day and night! When did I squeeze you dry and when did I throw you out, before, we have met a few female ghosts in this forest, all of them lying naked on the side of the road, so what is exposed, and when they die, they are still intoxicated! Looking at the feng shui fortune teller, this is all flattered by female ghosts, and those female ghosts have squeezed all the essence in his body by working with him, and then used the things they got from him to assist in cultivation! ”

"Really fake" grinned, Da Niu was a little unconvinced, and the man saw that his little yellow joke was questioned, and he was immediately a little unhappy: "Tsk, what are you lying to!" If you don't believe it, go to the police station to check the files, how to write the autopsy reports of those dead people! Guess what! As he spoke, he twisted around to look unconvinced.

"What did you write that?" has always been very interested in this kind of romantic affair, and the little fat man stretched his neck and smiled very obscenely.

"Do you know what the shrinkage is? Do you know what a big leak is!? The boy said, quite proud.

When Xiaopang heard this, he didn't understand much, and at this time, the two of them turned their heads to look at me in unison: "Boss, what is the shrinking sun?" ”

"How do you say that?" I said, "Academically speaking, shrinkage is a disease, but the explanation in folklore is generally a very strict sequelae brought about by excessive intercourse. As far as men are concerned, it is that the little brother under you can't bear your frequent mobilization and hides himself, originally exposed, but now shrinks into the stomach, which is much more troublesome than what impotence premature ejaculation is, and when it is strict, it can be killed. ”

"it!" When the two of them heard this, one of them looked at each other and asked me very carefully, "What is that called a big catharsis?" ”

"This is very easy to understand, it's too excited when you have sex, and you accidentally kill yourself, the main symptom is that the essence is wide open, pouring out, just like the faucet, the essence in the body is released, and finally the essence dies, I'm right."

As I spoke, I sighed and asked the man, and when the other party heard this, he jumped his thumb up and said to me, "This little brother is still knowledgeable!" You are a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, specializing in this, you can tell me, what do these two methods of death mean! It doesn't mean that these two people are happy to die! ”

"Pretty much, I've heard something like this before. Before learning the Tao, my master told me that there used to be an old lady who relied on this trick to rejuvenate herself and refine herself like a Tianshan Tong grandmother, but that person is no longer a person, a monster came. And this kind of lack of morality, there is also an exclusive term in the Taoist sect called 'picking yang and supplementing yin', and there are indeed some evil sects and crooked ways who like to use this method to assist in cultivation. ”

"So, there are really a group of beautiful girls waiting in the forest." I glanced at him, smiling bitterly, I wondered if the little policewoman who had been obsessed with him for a long time knew that this thing was thinking about a group of female ghosts, would she rush over and strangle this bastard.

At this time, Da Niu, who was also very longing for the fragrant death, suddenly turned around and asked the man: "Eh, no, since those female ghosts caught a man and killed a man, how did this matter come about?" How do you know if those female ghosts are good-looking or not! What if it's a group of old women who do it! ”

The thing said, with a look of disgust on his face, and the bearded man listened, and explained with a smile: "No, no, this thing is seen with their own eyes!" Didn't my brother tell you just now, not everyone who encounters this will die! One survived! ”

"And how did he do it?" Chubby said, very curious.

"He's in a special situation, he's not very good at that, a group of female ghosts surrounded him in the middle, 'bone-fucking) 'ravaged)', he couldn't get hard for a long time, and later, those female ghosts were angry and cried, you said it's interesting, haha, everyone else let the female ghosts die of coolness, just him, the two forced him to get beaten and was thrown on the avenue by them hahahahaha"

The bearded man said, he couldn't help it, he covered his forehead and pounded the table in front of him, and the other laughed quite exaggeratedly, judging by the bohemian smiles of the two of them, this was true nine times out of ten.

"Damn, it's really enough to get stuck, and there is such a situation" Xiaopang said, leaned aside and thought about it, and then turned his head and asked me: "Eh, boss, you say, what should we do in this situation?" You can't wait to die! ”

"The method is very simple, you let her be happy first, Jin Jiuye told me, this method of collecting yang and supplementing yin has a certain danger, and if you are not careful, you will be eaten by the other party, that is to say, this is actually a contest of endurance, if your kid is brave enough to last enough, the unlucky one is the female ghost."

"But, boss, have you ever thought about doing that kind of thing with a female ghost, will the female ghost still feel it? Even if she did react, then, so what? Da Niu said, grinning and hugging in the air. As soon as I heard this, I was also stunned, yes, ghosts have no body, how did those people do it??