Feng Xin is a foreign correspondent, and he has been on assignment in the Western world for almost ten years. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

As an excellent journalist, he has a keen sense of news. At the moment when the popularity of Chinese characters blew in the Western continent, Feng Xin noticed this change.

In a newsletter to China, Feng Xin wrote: "It's hard to imagine that overnight Chinese characters have become a popular element in the Western world. This popular element is infiltrating faster than we could have imagined. In the street where I live, graffiti can be seen everywhere, and even hip-hop people and gangsters on the street habitually show their Chinese character tattoos, as if it would make people feel very low. ”

"Old Jerry, who lives next door to me, was painted on the wall yesterday with red paint because of a loan shark debt. This attracted many people to come and watch, and some people took photos of this wall and uploaded it, and it was actually on the hot spot of Tianxun. ”

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When the Chinese character trend swept half the world, some people didn't realize that a language that was at odds with their mother tongue was a hobby and a hobby and a popular language. And when this language becomes a compulsory subject, an exam, a certificate, a benchmark for a person's professional skills and ability, it is a nightmare that can never wake up.

At the inter-school joint meeting of the New Ivy League Alliance, there is a debate about the need to include Chinese language and literature as a compulsory course. The main points of contention are mainly focused on three aspects. First, whether you need to join the course; second, whether the course exists as an elective or a compulsory course; Thirdly, whether this course should only be added to the Department of Thinking or must be popularized by the whole department.

Some people think that taking this course is a complete waste of time: "I don't think it's necessary at all. Our students shouldn't spend their time on such pointless things. ”

Someone immediately stood up against it: "Conceptual models are an inevitable choice for the development of thinking procedures. Now that we have decided to incorporate the conceptual model into the curriculum, it is important for students to master the Chinese language first. Otherwise, the course of the conceptual model simply cannot be carried out. You can't expect our students to learn equations without even knowing the four arithmetic. ”

Obviously, the arguments for the latter were more well-founded, and after a heated discussion, there was a consensus on the inclusion of the Chinese language course. The question now is whether it is necessary to make this course compulsory.

In fact, the system of Chinese thinking education is derived from the skills of Western teachers, so the thinking majors here are also divided into three majors: thinking equilibrium game, pan-consciousness boundary exploration and brain domain multivariate co-state programming.

With the basis of the first discussion, the discussion about the compulsory courses took place in an atmosphere of "friendship and harmony" and finally an agreement was reached.

Among them, the content of the brain program major is the design of thinking programs, so the conceptual model and the Chinese language do not need to be considered at all, and they will become compulsory courses. The content of the major is the study of thinking theory, and it is impossible not to learn the novel theory of conceptual model, which is out of the original system of thinking structure, so the Chinese language has also become a compulsory course. The remaining pan-disciplinary discipline is the study of human interference and counter-interference of consciousness, which also involves the theoretical basis of conceptual models. Because the conceptual model is the exclusive domain formed within the consciousness for a certain concept, this is also a type of interference. So this profession has not been spared.

After the entire army of the Thinking Department was destroyed, the war spread to the territory of the non-Thinking Department.

The Chinese language camp won two games in a row, and decided to win three games in a row.

"According to the theory of the conceptual model, if a conceptual model consistent with the thinking program can be formed in the person's consciousness, the effect will be gained when the thinking is implanted, and the performance of the thinking program will be improved. Students choose us because we are professional and good enough. As a responsible educational institution, we must be accountable to our students. For the sake of their future, we have a responsibility to provide them with the most comprehensive educational curriculum possible. ”

"So, make it an elective?"

"No, many students are still unaware of the importance of this course, and if they miss the best learning opportunity in school, they will definitely regret it and complain about our indulgence when they go to society."

So far, the New Evergreen Alliance, a total of 24 colleges and universities, has completely fallen.

With the banner of the New Evergreen Vine Alliance, the Han camp officially sounded the clarion call for a general attack.

The Western world is full of mourning.

The colleges and universities are in shambles.

At this time, a post appeared on Tianxun, attracting many onlookers from the Western world.

This post is a Chinese ladder, there are a total of seven sentences, it is said that mastering one sentence is bronze, two sentences are silver, three sentences are gold, and then platinum, diamond, master, king and so on.

"1. Winter: how much you can wear; Summer: Wear as much as you can. ”

"2. There are two reasons for leftover women, one is that no one can look down on them, and the other is that no one can look down on them."

3. I heard a girl calling her boyfriend in the subway, "I've arrived at Xizhimen, you come out and go to the subway station." If you arrive and I haven't arrived yet, you just wait. If I arrive and you haven't arrived, just wait. ”

"4. The reason for being single: I used to like a person, and now I like a person."

"5. There are two kinds of people who are easy to be dumped: one does not know what love is, and the other does not know what love is."

"6. There are two reasons why you want to be with someone: one is to like someone, and the other is to like someone."

"7. The boy the girl asked was late for two reasons: 1 slept and 2 slept."

"I ate Fack." It is said that many people who read the post and never mentioned the word Chinese again after they went back. According to an unreliable source from an unknown source, the number of thought practitioners in the Western world plummeted on the day the post was posted.

It is said that an educator said in an interview with reporters that relying only on university learning is not enough to master the Chinese language course, so he intends to respond to the education alliance and promote this course to primary and secondary schools.

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Feng Xin faithfully fulfilled his duties and passed on the scenes that happened on the other side of the ocean back to China.

"Since the explosion of Western technology hundreds of years ago, English has been the dominant culture in the world. Almost all cutting-edge scientific and theoretical journals are based on English, and Chinese researchers must learn English at the same time to master this professional knowledge in order to keep up with the times, contact and learn these knowledge. ”

"But today, it seems like the world has suddenly turned upside down. Because there is finally a cutting-edge technology in the world with the Chinese language as the carrier, which is the conceptual model of thinking. For this reason, scientific researchers in the Western world have honestly put down their bodies and put the Chinese language in the curriculum. And all this is thanks to one person. ”

"Even if others call me a narrow nationalist, I have one thing I must say, he is a national hero."

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It is reported that the Chinese Language Promotion Association decided to award him the honorary title of Chinese language ambassador.

In this regard, Lin Yu said hehe.

I am not doing all this for the sake of the rise of any nation and the unity of the world. I just want to see how anxious and bleeding they are when they learn Chinese.

It's just a little prank, that's it.