035 Even a lump of shit has its effect, and you don't necessarily have to buy it

When Zhang Dacai finally came out of the No. 13 service room with a large bag, it seemed that he happened to catch up with the end of a farce. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoA man in a butterfly mask is being dragged away by two shadows in skillful movements, like a dead dog. Strangely, the butterfly man didn't struggle much when he was dragged away, but kept crying out to Alice, who was wearing the tricolor cat mask, "I brought what you wanted!" Ancient wild dog droppings! I've got it all from the teacher! Please, give me the medicine! Please! I want medicine! ”

Just when some people thought that this butterfly man was about to sing a rap, Zhang Dacai suddenly rushed towards that person with a fierce momentum! The passers-by present couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and by the way, they also showed a look full of interest. This group of people has been on the black market for a long time, and they have seen a lot of various situations, but they have never dared to face the black mask like this! Blood can be shed, heads can be broken, and the excitement can't help but watch! If you miss such a big show, how can you blow happily with people in the tavern at night?! You must know that not only are everyone in the Black Mask strong, but what they represent is the power of the Black Street!

The curious eyes of passers-by wandered twice between Ultraman Seven, who was obviously male, and the small butterfly, which was obviously male, and then nodded one after another, and couldn't help but sigh, this is definitely true love. If Zhang Dacai found out what passers-by were thinking at this time, he would probably be so angry that he vomited blood, but at this moment, he was really immersed in a sudden joy and couldn't extricate himself.

This butterfly man was shouting that he had the feces of an ancient wild dog! What is it called? It's just sleepy, someone sends pillows, and when hungry, someone gives steamed buns! Although this pillow/steamed bun is a little dirty in the eyes of others, after all, it is a dog's poop, but Zhang Dacai doesn't mind! I don't mind at all!

Not long ago, when he was in the No. 13 service room, Zhang Dacai also asked the Golden Mouse about the feces of this ancient wild dog, but unexpectedly, even the largest underground trading market in the entire Ceylon continent did not have the stock of this thing! This makes Zhang Dacai can't believe it, the existence of the black market in the usual story should be the same as the guy who has never bothered to pray for wind and rain, but is named Shenlong, as long as he says his wish, PIA Land will be realized.

However, when Zhang Dacai said that he wanted to buy the poop of the ancient wild dog, the golden mouse replied in seconds without even checking the inventory: "I'll just say two points, the first point is that that thing is called feces instead of poop, although there is no difference, but the official name has always been this." The second is that this thing is really not available in the official warehouse of the black market now, and if you are really in a hurry, you can go to the city and try your luck with those retail merchants. ”

"You're a second man!" After listening to this answer, Zhang Dacai was so angry that he scolded the golden mouse, and the golden mouse was instantly confused, this special code has something to do with me being a second man? !

Zhang Dacai was very helpless, how rare are these two pieces of shit? But in fact, from another point of view, if this thing could really be picked up on the street like shit, the older magician would not be willing to pay such a large price to buy it for a fortune. So at this time, seeing someone shouting that he had shit, how could Zhang Dacai be unhappy!

"Wait a minute, the two brothers!" Zhang Dacai rushed to the front of the two dark ministers and stopped them, and clenched his fists at them very angrily, "I have two words I want to say to this big brother, and please be accommodating, wait a while." ”

The two shadows are also very easy to speak, and Zhang Dacai actually stood still after saying this: "Give you 30 seconds." ”

It's not the first time that the two Black Masks who are in the Shadows have encountered this kind of thing, and although the Shadows are the regulatory enforcement team of the Black Market, they are not unreasonable people. They only treat Zhang Dacai and the butterfly man as friends, and it doesn't get in the way of giving the two of them a little time to say a few words, and the butterfly man himself is not a big deal, and they came to arrest people this time just to drag them back to make a record, they can't be ruthless, and they are not predators.

"Thank you, thank you." Zhang Dacai arched his hands and clenched his fists towards the two dark parts, which made the two of them wonder for a while, what kind of etiquette is this, why have they never seen it. But then Zhang Dacai squatted in front of the butterfly man and was stunned for a moment, and then smiled slightly, "You just said that you brought the feces of the ancient wild dogs, right, do you sell this thing?" ”

After Zhang Dacai's question, all the people present who saw this scene were stupid. Even the two black masks looked at Zhang Dacai with a sense of astonishment in their eyes: "You two don't know each other? ”

"I don't know." Zhang Dacai was so honest that he could almost see the innocence on his face through the mask, but all the people present who saw this scene were stunned again, why did you tell the truth? It's just that it's no wonder that Zhang Dacai can't think that he can't think that it might be better to tell a lie and talk nonsense about a friendship, but when Zhang Dacai saw the butterfly man's eyes, he knew that this road would not work.

Zhang Dacai is hard to describe what kind of eyes they are, although he is not very old, there is no sparkle in his eyes, his eyes are scattered, he is comparable to a dying person, no! It should be said that it is more unbearable than the dying people, because most of the dying people still have a trace of desire to survive in their hearts, even if they return to the light, they can still show a little light in their eyes, but his eyes are only muddy, like dead well water, and even the eyes of dead fish are more vivid than his.

Finding such a partner to act is simply looking for death, there will be no cooperation at all, not to mention, the most likely ending is that he will expose himself as soon as he opens his mouth in a state of distraction. Zhang Dacai, who only saw the end of the farce, didn't know what the butterfly man had done, but it was irrational to rush into it anyway, although Zhang Dacai's IQ went offline from time to time, but even if it went offline, it would not be stupid like this, whether there was any harm in deceiving the shadows Zhang Dacai did not judge, but it would definitely not be good to think about it. Besides, he just wanted to ask the butterfly man's dog poop if it was sold, since there was no drama to play, then it was just more direct.

After hearing Zhang Dacai's answer, the two black masks probably really felt a black line. If Zhang Dacai and Butterfly Man know each other, then they stop and let the two of them say a good thing, which can be regarded as a good deed, and it can be regarded as a reason, but the two have nothing to do with each other, so what are they doing? Is it abusive? Knock someone into a slump so that a rat that you don't know where to get out of the box buys someone else's good stuff at a low price?

"Let's go."

The two in the dark didn't bother to talk nonsense, and after glaring at Zhang Dacai, they pulled the butterfly man and continued to leave. But Zhang Dacai didn't seem to finish asking, and actually put on a posture of wanting to catch up again (of course, he just did a full set for the show, and didn't really chase it out): "The feces of the ancient wild dog ......"

Before Zhang Dacai finished speaking, the butterfly man seemed to have been suddenly stimulated, and his eyes that looked at Zhang Dacai suddenly regained their clarity for a while: "You go to the man wearing the three-color dog mask in the back, ask him to buy the medicine, and then come to the Imperial City to find me." My name is Mulhouse, a third-order senior apprentice, living at the Ceylon Academy of Magic. Remember to buy the medicine and come to me! Be sure to remember! I'm waiting for you in Ceylon! Don't forget this agreement! I'll be waiting for you all the time! ”

Mulhouse's lucid state didn't last long, and he reverted to his inability to speak, but was dragged away by two shadows. And Zhang Dacai couldn't help but feel a burst of sadness when he looked at the scene in front of him, and this sadness came from the bottom of his heart, so he couldn't help but complain in a low voice: "It's really a dog." ”

The first few sentences of Mulhouse are normal, but the rest of the content is a bit excessive. It's not that he exposed his identity in the black market, it's just that it's an 'agreement', it's 'don't forget', and it's 'I'm waiting for you', it's as hypocritical as the life and death in Aunt Qiong Yao's novel, but the life and death of people are all matched by men and women, if you change to a beautiful girl like Alice and shout like this, Zhang Dacai will really agree with a shy face, but both of them are big men, and this style of painting is only full of corruption.

"Alice." Zhang Dacai walked up to Alice, who was obviously making up some poisonous pictures in her head, and looked at her with an embarrassed expression, "How can there be the mask of the tricolor dog that the person just said?" Why haven't I found any of them? ”

"......" Alice's eyes were stunned for a moment, and then she looked at Zhang Dacai like an idiot, "Isn't this the one on my face?" ”