Chapter 560: I can't touch it

Ding Chen had already guessed what kind of situation he would face when he returned to the apartment with Tifa, but when he actually faced Carlo's resentful and angry gaze, he still felt a little at a loss. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Carlo glared at Tifa, who was following Ding Chen like a little daughter-in-law, and asked Ding Chen loudly, "Who is she?" ”

"Shhhh......h ”

Carlo stared at Ding Chen for a while, as if she wanted to find some kind of flaw, but finally lost in front of Ding Chen's calm expression, she shifted her gaze to Tifa, looked at the girl who was curiously looking at the restaurant furnishings, frowned and asked, "Really?" ”

Tifa seemed to hear Carlo's question, looked at her and smiled brightly, and nodded very hard, which startled Carlo. She turned her head a little flustered, looked at Ding Chen and asked, "Can she hear me?" ”

"Ah......" Ding Chen hesitated and said, "No, it's so far away." ”

"Then why did she nod?" Carlo's tone was full of suspicion.

Ding Chen began to feel the chrysanthemum pain, as if Da An's big fluffy tail began to shake behind him again. He hesitated and said, "This ...... I think she just nods her head at everyone...... Uh, by the way, do you think anyone other than a fool would admit to being a fool? ”

Carlo thought about it very seriously and felt that Ding Chen's reasoning was at least logically problematic. So he nodded and accepted the explanation.

Ding Chen breathed a sigh of relief, asked Carlo to find him something to eat, and then began to search his stomach, wondering how to make up the next nonsense? Unexpectedly, since Carlo accepted the explanation of Tifa's insufficient IQ balance, he suddenly overflowed with motherhood, completely ignoring the fact that Tifa's age did not look younger than himself, and also ignored Ding Chen's intention to pick up such a girl back to the apartment, and after digging up a little food for Ding Chen, he used a wooden plate to serve a lot of food to Tifa.

Looking at Carlo's movements, Ding Chen felt that his IQ was not enough. Although Tifa said that this entity could eat and drink normally like a human, before witnessing it with his own eyes, Ding Chen still instinctively felt that it was very unreliable to let a robot eat and drink.

But obviously, now he has no position to stop Carlo from giving love, unless he can fool Carlo into believing that Tifa can eat and drink, the problem is that if Ding Chen had this ability, he would have gone to the capital district and be the best friend of the archon.

Tifa's performance was much better than Ding Chen expected, after all, she was a super intelligent, not really a little girl who didn't understand anything, and she didn't lack understanding of common sense knowledge. In this respect, she is now equivalent to a genius with superior intelligence, but extremely low emotional intelligence.

And compared to the technical nerds who are sympathetic, she has a stronger desire to learn, at least in the field of learning, whether she is willing to learn or not, attitude is very important.

Looking at the tifa who thanked him and studied the eighteen uses of chopsticks very attentively, Carlo's feeling was quite magical. She took the chopsticks from Tifa's hand, demonstrated them, handed them back, and asked curiously, "Have you never used chopsticks?" ”

Tiva nodded, followed Carlo's example and put two chopsticks between her fingers, then picked up a piece of food on a wooden plate, put it under her nose and sniffed it, opened her mouth and swallowed it.

Carlo's mouth opened wider than Tifa's, and she watched Tifa stretch out her chopsticks again and exclaimed in surprise, "It's impossible, I've never seen anyone learn so fast"

Ding Chen felt that he was the fool among the three. He sat down beside Carlo with his dinner plate and comforted, "Maybe she used it before, but she just doesn't remember." ”

Obviously, this explanation is not the truth. It wouldn't take more than ten hours for Tifa's body to be built, and of course it would be impossible to learn how to use chopsticks. But for Tifa, learning any definite pattern of behavior is a breeze, let alone using chopsticks, and even if Carlo now calls Garfield to perform a dance in the Two Princes, Tifa can effortlessly do it as it is, which is the essential difference between the way machines and humans work.

Obviously, this question didn't need to be explained to Tifa, she quickly understood it herself, and then asked Ding Chen with some embarrassment: "How much time should I usually spend on this?" ”

Ding Chen had the urge to stroke his forehead and sigh. For Tifa, the process of learning is not difficult, but it is cumbersome to control the amount of time spent studying, because she doesn't actually need it.

Of course, Carlo didn't understand the meaning of Tifa's words, she had accepted Ding Chen's explanation, and then quickly shifted her attention to Tifa's skin, and exclaimed, "Where did you live before?" How can the skin be so good? Can I touch it? ”

After finishing speaking, she didn't wait for Tifa's permission like Ding Chen, but immediately reached out and carefully touched the back of Tifa's hand, and said in surprise: "It's so slippery, how did you do it." She subconsciously opened her hands and looked at the skin that looked rough in comparison, and couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

"How?" Ding Chen thought to himself, "Ten fingers don't touch the spring water." ”

Basically, this is a very simple truth, the skin needs to be maintained, a woman who works all year round is no matter how talented she is, no matter how good the skin care products are, it is impossible to have watery skin, so a woman with good skin usually means that she is a lazy woman.

When Ding Chen was still sighing, the duke walked in with a large basket of chopped firewood, and when he saw Carlo, he was immediately shocked, stared at her dumbfounded, and said, "She...... Who is she? ”

"Sister Lin fell from the sky." Ding Chen helped the duke make up the lines in his heart, and then said the nonsense he had just said to Carlo again. Of course, given Tifa's self-esteem, he didn't say to her face that she was "a fool." Unexpectedly, Tifa waited for him to finish and added: "I'm a fool." ”

Hearing her words, Ding Chen almost bit his tongue. Carlo grabbed Tifa lovingly, "Don't say that in the future." She glared at Ding Chen, "Who has ever seen a fool who learns to use chopsticks so quickly?" ”

"That's it." The duke said, "I'm willing to pick up such a beautiful fool." He turned to Ding Chen, "Where did you pick it up?" Is there anything else? ”

"Fuck off." This time, Ding Chen and Carlo rarely synchronized for a while, and after speaking in unison, the two looked at each other and smiled, and Carlo raised his hand and clapped his hands with Ding Chen to express his appreciation. Unexpectedly, at this time, Tifa said to the duke very seriously: "You can touch me." ”

"What?" The other three were dumbfounded. Carlo said angrily: "Why do you say that? ”

"But you and Ding Chen both want to touch me." Confused, Tiva said, "So I'll start with that." ”

"Wait a minute." Carlo turned his head and glared at Ding Chen, "You touched it?" ”

"I didn't." Ding Chen felt that he needed a Yellow River, "Don't listen to her nonsense." ”

"He didn't touch me." Tifa immediately proved to him, "He just wanted to touch." ”

"I can't think about it, and it's a sin to think about it." Carlo said angrily. She waved to Ding Chen and the duke and said, "No one is allowed to beat her idea." Then he took Tifa's hand and said, "Ignore them, they're all bad people, go to my room for dinner." ”

Looking at Tifa, who was carried away by Carola with a wooden plate with a confused face, the two men were full of worries. Of course, unlike Ding Chen, the duke's mind is relatively simple. He muttered, "You know what? I feel like I like women again. ”

"Ugh." Ding Chen responded absentmindedly, and then suddenly came to his senses and asked, "When did you like men?" ”

It's a pity that the Duke didn't notice his problem, and still stared at Tifa's back in distraction, muttering: "Why can Carlo touch it, but I can't?" ”

Ding Chen wanted to tell him, "Because you don't have pigtails"! (To be continued.) )