Chapter 409: I'll Bite You to Death

Hanging on the stool is a white and chubby husky, which looks very ordinary, and looks exactly the same as an ordinary dog, except that the fur on his body is a little purple and blue. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When Haba heard Wang Fatzi mention himself, he became even more weak-hearted, and cold sweat broke out.

It's not that I'm afraid of what they will do, but I'm afraid that they will find out that they are different from ordinary dogs, so they won't take them in, drive themselves away, and they won't be able to eat good things.

Still, Huba was quite calm and continued to pretend to be asleep to see what he could do.

"Fat brother, are you teasing me?"

"Isn't this a little fat dog? How are new friends?! ”

"Don't be funny, tell me quickly, who are you for?" Doganzi pointed at the dog, shook his head in disbelief, and said.

"Don't doubt it, it's for this little fat dog! This pair of chopsticks is perfect for him! Wang Fatzi said with a smile.

"You, you're actually preparing dishes and chopsticks for a puppy, are you crazy? How could a dog use chopsticks?! ”

Gou Danzi's face was full of dumbfounded......

"Don't underestimate this little fat dog, he's very psychic, I've tried it before, if you don't believe us, if I win, you'll wash the dishes and clean the whole yard. What do you think? "Wang Fatzi has started his routine journey.

"This..."Gou Danzi suddenly put down the dishes and chopsticks, and hesitated.

"What?! Don't you dare, when did you become so timid? That's not your style. "Wang Fatzi makes good use of the agitation method.

"That's okay, it's better! I don't believe this little fat dog, he looks so stupid, how can he use dishes and chopsticks! "Gou Danzi was really fooled.

Haha, it's great, I finally don't have to wash the dishes and clean the yard by myself, and I can finally have a good rest for a day.

"For the sake of justice, go and wake up this puppy who loves to pretend to be asleep." Wang Fatzi said.

Gou Danzi waved his hand and said with a disgusted face: "Forget this." I've been afraid of dogs since I was a kid and what to do if he bites. You, you go over by yourself, you can't do any harm anyway. ”

"Virtue, the last time you helped hold Haozi's wild cat, weren't you so happy? I'll let you witness the moment when the miracle happens. As he spoke, the fat man approached Haba, and then shook him left and right, shaking him awake.

As the saying goes, you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, if it weren't for Haba cooperating with him, it is estimated that Wang Fatzi would not be able to wake him up at all.

In fact, Haba thought so in his heart, since the delicious food sent to the door, if he didn't eat it for nothing, he couldn't eat it for nothing, the main thing was that he could take advantage of it to pit him a little more delicious.

Haba opened his eyes, shook his body in the arms of the fat man, and his stomach screamed louder and gurgling.

Then he especially cooperated and shouted twice at a large table of dishes, as if to say: "There are so many delicious foods, I want to eat, I want to eat." ”

"Little one, don't worry, it's all for you!" Wang Fatzi hugged Haba to the table with great interest, put Haba next to the rice bowl, and then Wang Fatzi sat down opposite him, held a piece of meat with his chopsticks, and then put it in his mouth, and said to Haba: "Little guy, my victory or defeat this time depends on you, learn from me like me, eat meat with chopsticks, hurry!" ”

The little mischievous little haughty man lay on the table, not moving, glancing at him with a particularly disdainful look, as if to say, "Who is this idiot?" I don't know! ”

"I said fat brother, he doesn't even seem to pay attention to you, are you sure he will eat with chopsticks, I think you can honestly wash the dishes and clean the yard." Gou Danzi said very comfortably in his heart.

"Of course he will be with this little wild dog! He's just afraid of being timid, maybe I didn't show to understand, I'll signal a few more times. Wang Fatzi thought that he didn't understand what he signaled, so he continued to signal a few more times, and a plate of fat meat was almost eaten up by him.

Barking!

"I'm rubbing, you're a little wild dog, your whole family is a little wild dog! You dare to scold me, if you don't ask me, I won't cooperate with you, see what you do. Haba was a little angry, and finally raised his head and yelled at him a few times, and then lowered his head again, his eyes were even more contemptuous, and he continued to lie on the table and look motionless, but he did not move his chopsticks.

In Haba's mind, the human in front of him was really arrogant, narcissistic, and rude!!

Of course, you can't let him succeed so easily, otherwise he will lose face like this, and he will have to kill his sharpness!

Gou Danzi was a little afraid of dogs, and when he saw this dog barking at the fat man just now, there was obviously a killing intent in his eyes. So he sat up from the stool a little frightened, and then said, "Fat, fat brother, I think something is wrong with this dog, could he be a mad dog?" Will it bite? You better stop teasing him, even if you win, I lose. ”

"This is not a mad dog, he is really smart, I just bumped into it, I saw it stealing meat, and it is still using a bowl with chopsticks, what counts as winning or losing I must divide the winner and loser, this thing can't be counted, otherwise how can I bet with you in the future! Isn't it very shameless? ”

Wang Fatzi also felt very puzzled, obviously this dog must be hungry with a gurgling stomach, in the face of such a big temptation of food, he can still hold back, could it be that he can understand what I am saying like a human, and want to use this to make me ugly?!

Wang Fat Man added a piece of ribs, ate all the meat on it, and then handed the bone to Haba, teasing: "Come on, little wild dog, I'll reward you with a bone, you cooperate with me?!" ”

"I'm rubbing! I did! Can't call me a little wild dog! Haba became even more furious, and showed a particularly disgusted expression, kept screaming, and kept complaining: "I don't eat leftover bones, I still have saliva, I'll go, I'm a great transfiguration elf, I can eat what your kid has eaten??! ”

"You little bastard, you can eat it if you want to eat it, I rewarded you with the fat man, you dare not eat it, and you dare to yell at me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will call you to eat tonight." Wang Fatzi's patience was not much, and now he was all angered by Haba.

Wang Fatzi threw away the bones and threw them on the ground, and then added a piece of pork ribs again, and was about to eat it himself!

"I'm rubbing! Dare to call me a little bastard, I'll bite you to death! "If it weren't for the fact that the master told me not to hurt people indiscriminately, I would have broken your bones and scattered ashes a long time ago.

At this time, Haba suddenly stood up from the table, arched his back, screamed twice, and in the surprised eyes of Wang Fat Man and Gou Danzi, he jumped upwards and bit off the ribs that Wang Fat Man was holding!

I swallowed it in one gulp, and I didn't even chew the bones, so powerful!