Chapter Seventy-One: Treasure Theft Techniques
This thief hole walked for half an hour, but it still didn't come to the end, as if this thief hole was a bottomless pit, and it couldn't be finished no matter how you walked. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The seventh uncle predicted this, and hurriedly stopped, and everyone stayed in a secluded place in the robbery cave.
This is a relatively spacious place, and the six people have a place to stay, so the seventh uncle sat on the ground, took out the big chimney he carried with him, took a few puffs of cigarettes, and said to everyone, "His grandmother's, how deep is this thief hole, why has he walked for so long and has not come to the end." ”
The black-bearded old man also shouted on the side, "Yes, yes, this thief hole is really long, I suspect that Changshengtian must be making it difficult for us, just now I quarreled with Brother Bazai, and it is estimated that Changshengtian is dissatisfied with me." ”
"Yo yo yo, you dead old man, why do you always believe in immortality, I quarreled with you just now, but I didn't offend you, what are you talking about, this thief hole can't be finished, maybe this thief hole is relatively long." I can only scoff at what the old man with black beard said.
"Then what should we do, is it possible that this thief hole cannot be completed, and we will continue to walk." The black-bearded old man ignored me and said suspiciously to Uncle Seven.
Uncle Seven took another puff of cigarette, spit out a smoke ring on his head, and smiled at the black-bearded old man, "That's for sure, anyway, we all got lost in the beach, and we couldn't get out for a long time, although this thief hole is a bit evil, but after all, it is a thief hole, as long as everyone has perseverance and perseverance, they will definitely be able to come to the end." ”
The black-bearded old man hesitated, "Uncle Seven, I think this thief hole is a bottomless pit, and you can't finish it no matter how you go, so it's better for us to go out and continue to find our way in the beach, maybe there is still a glimmer of hope to get out." ”
Uncle Seven shook his head, patted the black-bearded old man's ass with a big cigarette pipe, and said with great certainty, "It's not that I don't want to, since I took you here, I don't have this idea at all, we don't know the beach outside the cave at all, and we are not familiar with it, and we are not sure if there is any danger in the beach, and that beach is huge and boundless in the cave, let's continue to look for a way out in that beach, in case we don't find it, we will still get lost in the beach, wandering around along a place, the compass is out of order, We rushed to it, and it was a swarm of headless flies, bumping into each other. ”
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what should I do?" The black-bearded old man saw that what Uncle Seven said was the Tao, and he had no idea for a while.
Uncle Seven sniffed and said to everyone, "Let's plan for the future, we can only drill into the thief hole, if you quit halfway, it will be the scum of treasure theft, want us treasure thieves to dig the ancient tomb, steal and dig the gold and silver treasures in the ancient tomb are full of loads, even if there is no gold and silver treasure in this thief hole, we have to find out, I want to see, what is the reputation of this thief hole." ”
The seventh uncle took the lead, and after the last butt talk, he led everyone to continue to drill into the depths of the thief hole. I don't know how long this cave is, or what secrets it hides, but apart from the round hole I found in the cave earlier, it's poorer than a poor family without clothes.
Uncle Seven walked in front of the cave thief, and I asked, "Uncle Seven, don't you think this cave is a bit strange?" ”
Uncle Seven turned his head and smiled, "What's strange, this robbery hole may be like this when the owner of the ancient tomb was buried, even after thousands of years of scenery, because the ancient tomb is in an underground cave, there is no air circulation all year round, and there is no sun shining, the robbery hole is not easy to be affected by external things and environmental conditions, so this robbery hole will be well preserved, although this robbery hole is excavated by tomb robbers, but, since I entered this robbery hole, I found out, Even if this robbery hole has been dug by tomb thieves, but it is also in ancient times, as for whether there are gold and silver treasures in the robbery cave, or the coffin, I don't know, but one thing I can be sure of is that if there is a coffin in this robbery hole, or the burial goods of the tomb owner, then, there must be a rare property in this robbery hole, what I am afraid of is that the gold and silver treasures hidden in the robbery cave and the burial goods of the tomb owner have been stolen and excavated, even if we enter the depths of the robbery cave, even if we find the coffin, Maybe it's a mess too. ”
"What then? There is a coffin in this thief hole, and there is no gold and silver treasure, so we have not come in vain. After hearing Uncle Seven's words, the black-bearded old man said sullenly in the back.
Uncle Seven smiled at the black-bearded old man, "It's not a big deal, stealing treasures is nothing more than entertainment, fun, even if we don't find gold and silver treasures in the robbery cave, but we just need to work hard, after all, there is no free lunch in the world, stealing treasures in ancient tombs, if you want to find the gold and silver treasures in the ancient tombs, you must have an unwavering heart, everyone is the same, don't think that you are a veteran of treasure theft, you can find treasures if you have a little ability, however, this result is often unlikely to be achieved, Because of the treasure theft in the ancient tomb, relying on the experience of stealing the treasure is far from enough, but also have luck, after all, treasure theft is a dangerous job, when the treasure thief enters the ancient tomb, always beware of the hidden weapon in the ancient tomb, a careless, it is very likely to lose the head, often the life of the smart treasure thief is the longest life in the ancient tomb, and greedy for gold and silver treasures, stupid treasure thieves are often the earliest one to die, you know, although the treasure theft is dangerous, but the benefits are very attractive, Once the treasure thieves found a lot of gold and silver treasures in the ancient tombs, they can get rich overnight, under the temptation of interests and money, even if the treasure thieves take risks, as long as they take their own lives into the tombs, this is the legend of the treasure thieves, on the contrary, we are also treasure thieves, although we are lost in the sandy beaches of the tomb caves, but as soon as we find a way out, we are like a group of fish like fish in water, dying and struggling, for the pursuit of life, In the interests of treasure and money, we must persevere to the end. ”
The black-bearded old man understood Uncle Seven's words and nodded. At this time, I asked Uncle Seven, "Uncle Seven, how do you know so many security matters related to treasure theft, Uncle Seven, you haven't even graduated from elementary school, and you don't know a word from Douda......"
Before I finished my words, Uncle Seven slapped his head and chuckled at me, "Don't forget, although Uncle Seven doesn't read as much as you, but I'm at least older than you, I came out of society earlier than you, I have seen more of the world than you, and I know more or less about safety accidents, don't you forget, this problem of safety accidents, this TV news is broadcast every day, even three-year-old children know, Uncle Seventh and I don't know these when I'm a lot older?" You underestimate your seventh uncle's IQ too much, think that when I killed the Siberian tiger with one punch, you were still in your mother's belly and were not born? ”
Seeing Uncle Seven's rebuttal, I can't refute his face again, after all, Uncle Seven is the leader of everyone who came to the ancient tomb of Goutou Mountain in Jizhuling, Dashan, Yunnan, and his words are more important, and if you can explain it for him, you will explain it, and once you make Uncle Seventh unhappy, you will immediately shut up.
I'm not an eventful person, I know Uncle Seven's temper, once this old guy starts a fire, it will definitely make me unable to eat and walk around.
After Uncle Seven chuckled at me, seeing that I didn't open my mouth to speak, he hurriedly threw the cigarette butt in his mouth on the ground, stretched out a stinky foot and hurriedly stepped on it, turned around, and after releasing a few stinky farts to the people behind me, he strode towards the depths of the thief cave and continued to set off.
The people who followed Uncle Seven suffered a dumb loss, not only smelling Uncle Seven's stinky feet, but also smelling the stinky farts that Uncle Seven put on us. Uncle Seven's move really made us very unhappy.
The black-bearded old man couldn't stand it, and scolded Uncle Seven, "Uncle Seven, you really lack virtue, your fart is too stinky, and you haven't washed your feet for a few days." ”
Uncle Seven turned around and smiled, "I haven't washed it for almost a week." ”
"What? Didn't wash it for a week. After everyone heard Uncle Seven's words, there was an uproar in the robbery cave, and the echo in the distance echoed in the depths of the robbery cave, which sounded a bit exaggerated.
After Uncle Seven finished speaking, he ignored it and continued to walk towards the front of the thief cave. The black-bearded old man asked me behind me, "Your seventh uncle is really a slug, he doesn't wash his feet for a week, and even his feet have to get moldy, he really doesn't love hygiene, how does this look like a man!" ”
"Just like him, what is there to say to him." Regarding the words of the black-bearded old man, I nodded and said with a smile, "Uncle Seven, he is a virgin, he hasn't even married a wife, just an old bachelor, aren't you the same as Uncle Seven?" didn't even marry his wife, and he dared to say that he was really crooked at the top and crooked at the bottom. ”
The black-bearded old man kindly told me, but he didn't expect to hit a wall, and his face was a little bad for a while, but because I was the nephew of the seventh uncle, he didn't dare to do anything to me. The black-bearded old man and the white-bearded old man are the same as my seventh uncle, they haven't married a wife for a long time, and I heard the seventh uncle say that it's not that he doesn't marry, but that he doesn't want to marry, and he is afraid that he has a family and children, so it won't be easy. The premise also said that Uncle Seven began to steal treasures from a young age, and has been digging ancient tombs for decades, which is a criminal work, and Uncle Seven thought that if he had a family, let his wife, or his son, know that he is a treasure thief who specializes in digging ancient tombs and robbing tombs, then it will be troublesome, once someone leaks the news of his theft and digging ancient tombs, it will be difficult for the police to find out.
Uncle Seven doesn't want to go to prison, because Uncle Seven is a treasure thief who specializes in digging ancient tombs, once he is caught in prison, then he can only spend his life in prison, Uncle Seven doesn't want to be like this, so he didn't dare to marry a wife, this is what Uncle Seven said to me.
As for the white-bearded old man and the black-bearded old man without a wife, I don't have to guess, it must be that he is too ugly, and no girl likes it.