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"What kind of after-effects is this?" Zhang Weihua gave him a blank look. "I used to love to cook, but now I don't even dare to go in."

"Why is that?" I asked curiously.

"I couldn't help but want to put out the fire." Zhang Weihua lowered his head and said.

"Fortunately, you are a teacher, if you kid burns a boiler, you will have to lose your job." I sighed.

"It's almost lost." Zhang Weihua hung his head and said, "As soon as I teach these children now, I want to teach them to meditate. Parents have complained several times about this. Do you think if I lose my job, can I ask Heaven for compensation? ”

Look, the memories of the two lives are different, I don't believe that he was such a little immortal in his last life, and he dared to think that Guan Tianting would compensate. "Pull it down." I shook my head, "Now that the passage between Heaven and the human world has long been blocked, you might as well smell your incense honestly." ”

"Don't." Zhang Weihua was a little anxious, "You have to take care of this matter." They are all immortals, can't you help the Lord of the Stove ignore our god of fire. ”

"What do you want?" I shrugged helplessly.

"I can see it, what's so good about being an immortal these days? You can't eat meat, you can't drink wine. If that's all it takes, women can't touch it, I really don't know what kind of sin I created in my last life to be such a thing. Zhang Weihua complained and said, "I don't want to be an immortal anymore, you can just turn me back into a human." ”

"That's not right." I asked curiously, "I see that in the novel, the gods can have wives, doesn't the Jade Emperor still have the Queen Mother?" ”

"That's a high-level immortal, and a loose immortal like us who doesn't enter the product doesn't have that qualification!" Zhang Weihua spat at the ground as he spoke, "Damn, this kind of hierarchy and privileged class should all be defeated!" ”

This kid is quite revolutionary, no wonder people say that the driving force for the progress of human society is women and food, which is really not wrong at all. I thought for a moment and said to him, "If you want to think like that, then it will be easy to do it, just wait until I find the old man and get the antidote." But you have to promise me that you can't steal the incense of the king again. By the way, what does that old guy look like? ”

"I don't know." Zhang Weihuate said seriously, "People have been wearing big black sunglasses, and half of their faces are covered, who can see it?" Don't worry, the old man didn't say that I would continue to occupy it, and the ghost is willing to be smoked every day. ”

As she was talking, Aunt Zhang came out with two plates of cold dishes, and looked at Zhang Weihua worriedly: "Xiaohua, why don't you eat it?" ”

Zhang Weihua glanced at me in embarrassment, and I hurriedly said, "Auntie, we ate together outside just now." Zhang Weihua nodded desperately.

"No, you two can still eat it after eating?" Aunt Zhang asked suspiciously, pointing to the two large plates of dumplings that were already empty on the table.

"What, this kid is sick, he can't eat enough, what's it called?" I pointed to the second fat, and Zhang Weihua was sweating profusely on the side.

"It's hyperthyroidism, right? Oh, the girl from Uncle Song's family in the Gobi has this disease, so she has to be treated quickly. Aunt Zhang looked at Erfat, who was sandwiching cold vegetables, and said with concern.

"Aren't we just getting ready to go? What, Auntie, we won't bother you, we'll have to go to the hospital. "My dear mother, I really have this disease. I pulled the second fat and hurried out, for fear of going through the gang again.

"Xiaohua, go and send off a friend." Aunt Zhang couldn't help but look at the second fat mouth with a pitiful look.

Zhang Weihua sent us to the door of the unit. "Don't worry, I'll let you know as soon as there is news." I looked at him and said with relief.

"Hehe, you kid can, you don't know how to notify me if you buy such a big villa?" Wang Lao Wu turned left and right in my house, touching the sofa for a while, and moving the TV for a while.

"It's not like you're going to do things for our prefecture as soon as you come back, I'm busy and forget." I hurriedly nodded and laughed with my waist, "You analyze and analyze, what does this King Qin Guang want to do, what does he want to do, he has nothing to do and change into an immortal?" ”

"How do I know this? Isn't that something you should be looking into right now? Wang Lao Wu sat on the sofa as a matter of course. Yo, who are these old men? "It took him a long time to see these unlucky stove kings.

"Uncles, the matter has been settled, you can go back with peace of mind." Only then did I remember that I only cared about asking Wang Lao Wu about things, and ignored these "immortals".

"Just sent us away? He killed our companions. The dreadlocked Stove muttered dissatisfied.

"Okay, brother, I've investigated, he's a little overbearing, but he really didn't hurt you. Why, do you have to ask me to invite him over to talk to you? Otherwise, I don't care about it, okay? "I'm a little angry, why are these immortals all virtuous like Wang Lao Wu, it's purely kraft candy, and it's endless.

Seeing that I was mad, the old thing reluctantly got up and left, "I can tell you, if this kid still goes to grab our territory, we have to come to your house." When the sportswear Stove God was about to go out, he put a bag of twist flowers I put on the dining table into his pocket and said slowly.

I finally sent away this group of unreliable immortals, and I turned my head to see Wang Lao Wu staring at me happily. "Boy, yes." The old guy had a weird smile on his face, "Although this stove god is not a big official in the fairy world, but people have a system to make you drink like this, tsk." ”

I gave him a blank look, "Okay, since you can't help much, then please go back, I won't send it." ”

Wang Lao Wu smiled, his eyes rolled around, "Who said I was leaving?" I've decided to live here from now on. ”

As soon as I heard this, I stumbled down from the stool, "What are you kidding, no, no, my room here is full." Isn't the house you rented a good one? "Good fellow, if this old thing lived in our house, it would have to make a big fuss.

"Boy, I heard that Difu recently had an opportunity to go to Syria to investigate, and I'm worried that no one will go, do you want to report you? Tsk, I heard that the fight there has been going on in the past few days, so you should also go and observe and see how the Arab underworld is managed. By the way, if you die there, remember to report my name, and I guess they won't be too difficult for you, that is, let you work as a handyman for hundreds of years or something. The old thing squinted at me.