Chapter 32: Indian-style cosmic monster coping strategies

It's a pity that because several people don't know much about Bodh Gaya's path, they can only run around like headless flies in the dark. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 During the info period, the ground was still shaking from time to time, causing them to fall several times in a row when they were running in the dark.

As a result, when the dawn broke, the sky was bright, and the earthquake had basically stopped, Wang Qiu, who was already exhausted and sweating, was very depressed to find that his group of people had actually gone around in the dark in the second half of the night and ran back to the door of the Great Bodhi Temple!

This discovery was really powerless, and just as Wang Qiu was about to find a stone to sit down and take a breath, the punctuated voice of Teacher Shizuka Jukawa sounded in his ears: "...... Oops! Look, why is that Godzilla still in the old place? ”

So, Wang Qiu turned his head and looked at the cosmic monster that shone with a metallic luster standing under the brilliant morning glow...... Immediately, I couldn't help but be stunned - sure enough, just as Shizuka Jukawa exclaimed just now, the monster has basically stayed in place since it landed.

- What's going on?!! Could it be that it wasn't the real monster that attacked, but a random monster model to save costs?

Or is it ...... Don't...... In Wang Qiu's mind, he couldn't help but think of a very old medieval science fiction novel, in which an alien fleet landed on the earth and defeated the human army in just a few days, but then the cold virus wiped out the whole army...... Could it be that the cosmic monster Tyrannosaurus Gojira in front of him is also on the path of the earth virus, and is already standing with braids?

And the most popular virus killer on the earth at the moment is a weakened version of the T virus, which also comes from another world...... Once the two meet, what kind of stuff will brew under Mars hitting the Earth? The zombie tyrannosaurus Gorgila that is so strange that people can't complain?!

That's a ...... It's almost embarrassing to death!

In addition, I don't know if it's because of the visual angle, but the monster at this moment seems to be ...... compared to the night. And got a lot shorter?

Just as he was looking at the confusion, although the Ultraman warriors still did not come, the belated Indian army finally appeared.

At this time, about six hours had passed since the fall of the monster...... I have to say that the Indian military's reaction speed is really slow enough.

- A certain jet, apparently a military one, staggered from the west, and it is not known whether it was for combat or reconnaissance. Upon reaching the skies above the monster, the jet made a sharp turn, as if trying to swoop down to get closer to the reconnaissance...... Then, in full view, the jet swooped out as it dived to its lowest point! Then it crashed like a rock on the ground!

So, Wang Qiu was stunned to see a ball of fire rising in the distance - fortunately, it happened to be the rainy season in India, the air and trees were very humid, just the night before, Bodh Gaya, there had just been a heavy rainstorm, this crash should not have caused a fire.

“…… What happened to this Indian plane? Even if you want to learn kamikaze and play suicide attacks, you obviously didn't hit the right direction! ”

Wang Qiu suddenly felt a little dizzy, "...... The location where the wreckage of this plane landed on the ground is still far from the monster! ”

“…… And it doesn't look like it's been shot down by a monster, so we've been staring at it just now! I didn't see the monster spew flames out of its mouth, or shoot lasers out of its eyes—it poked there like a stone all the time, and it didn't even open its mouth. ”

Levi held a folding monocular, squinting into the distance and muttering, "...... It's really weird, how did this plane fall? Could it be that this monster also has a mental attack? One shot can directly burn the pilot's brain into paste? ”

“…… No, it won't. I've seen that special film, this cosmic monster Godzilla shouldn't have such an exaggerated function, this thing doesn't even seem to have the ability to breathe fire and lasers, and it can't fly, it can only fight with its minions like a beast. Shizuka Jukawa shook her head in denial.

Then, as a well-known native Indian high society, Chandra. Mr. Shukla gritted his teeth and said the most reliable answer: "...... This hapless plane...... It must be maintained by Hindustan Aeronautics (HAL)! When I visited before, I saw with my own eyes that when they found out that the engine of the military aircraft had been sprayed with parts, they just stuffed the parts back indiscriminately, and then sent the plane out of the factory - anyway, they didn't fly the plane, and even if they fell afterwards, they wouldn't die......

-- Wang Qiu and others cautiously agree with the above-mentioned targeted assertions made by local political authorities in India.

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However, even though the plane has crashed, this alien monster that fell from the sky still has to have a way to deal with it anyway.

If it was in the plot world of infinite space, with a god-level black technology equipment, Wang Qiu might have made a cameo appearance in Ultraman with confidence, and rushed up to beat the little monster. But in the real world where extraordinary power is severely limited, Wang Qiu is just an ordinary person at the moment.

- It's not that I don't have the spirit of helpful internationalism Lei Feng. But...... There is a limit to manpower, and the concubines really can't do it!

What's more, in the final analysis, this is also India's own housework, so I don't need a foreigner to do it!

However, Wang Qiu and the others continued to wait in place for more than an hour, and they did not wait for any official force of the Indians, whether it was the army, the police, or the rescue personnel, to disappear, but instead ushered in a large group of reporters who were excited like wild dogs...... I saw that some of them seized the commanding heights in the Great Bodhi Temple, set up long guns and short cannons, and shot wildly at the cosmic monsters in the distance. Some of them searched everywhere for witnesses and asked about the situation last night - Wang Qiu and they were also arrested by reporters and questioned several times. There are even some brave warriors who continue to advance towards the feet of the monster in a tattered pickup truck or a three-wheeled motorcycle commonly used by Indians—these paparazzi are really desperate to grab the news!!

At the same time, some of the local Indian residents of Bodh Gaya, as well as some of the monks of the Great Bodhi Monastery who had not yet escaped, gradually gathered around the temple and pointed at the cosmic monsters standing majestically in the distance, including some majestic-looking elders.

Wang Qiu originally thought that they would discuss what countermeasures, but who knew that their final decision was neither to evacuate and flee, nor to contact the army and government, or to organize the rescue of those survivors buried under the rubble, nor to rush up and fight the monsters. But...... Pray to the gods and Buddhas?!!

Seeing these Indians kneeling down against the monsters, each praying to the gods and Buddhas with infinite devotion for protection, Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes, and he couldn't hold back the urge to complain in his heart...... But I didn't know what to say, so I had to continue to roll my eyes and sulk.

“…… Hey, don't look at people like this crazy person! If such an exaggerated thing had happened to France in the 14th century, the serfs on my estate would have reacted similarly! Didn't you all see it the last time you traveled through the past? ”

Levi, a former paladin who had spent a lot of time in the Middle Ages in Europe, had some understanding of this mass mentality, so he persuaded him to explain it.

“…… You are an illiterate serf of the Middle Ages! But even if these Indians are also illiterate, they are also modern people! It's not some isolated primitive tribal barbarian! Wang Qiu finally held back a sentence of complaining at this point, "...... Were they attacked in the brain by UFOs? ”

“…… Alas, it is not UFOs that attack their heads, but religious superstition! It's not about ancient or modern people at all! ”

Levi rolled his eyes, "...... This is the common situation of asking God whenever something happens, and I was very uncomfortable and confused when I first traveled to medieval Europe. Later, it took me a long time to realize that the root of the problem was that we had a completely different worldview from those religious fanatics. So the way of thinking about things is naturally different. For example, if we encounter a problem, no matter whether we can find out the crux of the problem and come up with a feasible solution, we will at least analyze it based on reality and try to find a solution.

However, this is not the case with those devout religious believers, who believe that the real world is illusory and that the spiritual world in religion is real. So, it seems to us that a lot of their ideas that understand the world are surreal and anti-rational. For example, according to the Indian characteristics of the third reincarnation thought, if something goes wrong in real life, these Indians often don't bother to think about it, but directly think that it must be caused by something bad in their previous life. Even if this monster appeared in front of them, they would think that it was their own sins in their previous lives, which led to the punishment of the gods and Buddhas.

In this way, the 'right response' they can come up with is naturally to pray to the gods quickly, rather than trying to do something stupid with their own power, because the power of the gods and fate is beyond human resistance...... You should be able to understand what I'm saying, right? ”

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“…… Well, I see, maybe in their eyes, those of us who don't hurry up and pray to the gods are crazy......"

Wang Qiu reluctantly raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender, "...... So what do we do? You can't pray with them, can you? Or go with those reporters and go to the monster to see what is going on? It always feels like you're dying......"

“…… I thought, should we retreat for a while? Every time you fight monsters in the special films, you have to get a landslide and the ground cracks! ”

Shizuka Jukawa suddenly said in surprise, "...... What if they use a nuclear bomb to blow up the monster? There are often scenes like this in special films. ”

“…… Nuclear bomb? Indian? I think it's unlikely, they are not Russian hairs who do things simply and rudely and do not care about the consequences. And in terms of the technical conditions of the nuclear weapons of the Indian white elephants, there is no way to support them - they are not the five permanent members of the United Nations! ”

Wang Qiu frowned and said, "...... At present, India has only relatively backward first-generation nuclear weapons, and lacks intercontinental missiles capable of carrying nuclear warheads. What's more, those Indian high-caste nobles in power in New Delhi are not the decisive world Security Council in the Marvel world, which can not hesitate to order the nuclear bombing of New York Manhattan - this is to drop a nuclear bomb on their own soil! And the target of the bombardment is not a barren mountain range, but the most densely populated Ganges plain in all of India! If you count the subsequent radiation pollution, it is possible to kill 100 million people in one go!

According to the impression we have come into contact with for a while, with the daily efficiency of the Indian government, it is estimated that it will take at least a few months to a few years before such a major event can be decided. And by that time, it was probably all over - you see, it had been more than seven hours since the cosmic monster landed in Bodh Gaya, but apart from the plane just now, we hadn't seen a single Indian policeman or soldier! ”

“…… There are already more than 100 reporters I have met before and after, so I can't do any censorship at all, and I really don't know what kind of impact it will have on global public opinion and society next......" Levi sighed and stood up from the shade of the tree, "...... How Indians worship the gods or fight is their own business, but since we happen to be there, what do we have to do? Otherwise, how can you explain to the above afterwards? ”

“…… Well, it does need to do something. Although there is no way to make a cameo appearance in Ultraman to fight monsters, it is still necessary to gather some information. ”

Wang Qiu nodded, "...... To be honest, I'm really curious right now why the monster barely moves......

——Between the Great Bodhi Temple and the place where the monster stands, according to Wang Qiu's eyesight, there is a distance of about two to three kilometers.

From this distance, although the head and upper body of the cosmic monster Godzilla could be seen from the top of the treetops, it was not possible to see much more.

So, Wang Qiu took out a gadget that looked like a smartphone from his pocket, pulled out six folding rods from the edge, and then installed the propeller to turn it into a mini drone. Then plug the drone's remote control cube into the tablet, and a drone reconnaissance system appears.

With the help of the mini drone camera probe of the spy who flew into the air, he finally saw from the video screen of the tablet computer that this cosmic monster Gojira was very embarrassing at the moment - I saw that between the wreckage of a large building with collapsed walls and collapsed buildings, the 50-meter-tall monster Gozilla was standing in the middle of a large pit.

But in Wang Qiu's eyes, this thing did not look much frightening, but showed a certain kind of indescribable embarrassment: because half of its body, including its two legs and below the waist, had sunk deep below the ground. And on the ground around it, there are also radial crumbling cracks...... Apparently, it struggled to climb up, but it ended up sinking deeper and deeper.

How so? It feels like an unlucky traveler who has accidentally fallen into a swamp and can't escape no matter how much he struggles, so he can only resign himself to his fate.

Therefore, at this moment, Mr. Godzilla looks like he is with his eyes closed and his head drooping, as if he is tired and napping, or he may have given up on himself. It is even possible that he has died for some reason, but there is only a corpse left - of course, according to Wang Qiu's estimate, the last possibility should not be very likely, because the "Book of Travel" does not show the message that "the monster has been destroyed".

“…… That one...... I guess it wasn't a swamp or a rice paddy, right? Wang Qiu smacked his lips and commented, "...... But this one is ...... I seem to have some impressions, as if I have seen such a description somewhere...... Oh, remembered! ”

After recording enough live footage of the monster landing site in the computer, Wang Qiu lowered and put away the drone, and then searched the hard drive of his tablet, and finally found an e-book he wanted, "The Science of Utopian Fantasy".

——In this epoch-making authoritative work in the field of utopian science, which is both logical, brain-opening, and hilarious, Mr. Yanagida Rikao, who takes "destroying children's innocent dreams" as his greatest hobby, has an incisive and hilarious analysis of the above situation:

“…… Fifty meters in height, 20,000 tons in weight...... Well, if calculated in this way, the ground pressure it produces is likely to be unbearable even for granite! It seems that this Godzilla can only go to the local area