After returning to the city, Li Quan decided to clean up and find a serious job. People www.biquge.info rely on clothes, and the first thing to do is to buy decent clothes.

Girls are always thoughtful, aesthetically pleasing and have unique tastes! This is the point that Li Quan has been insisting on for 22 years, so he excitedly knocked Xiao Ling on QQ and asked: "What do the men in your company wear when they go to work?" Xiao Ling, who was wrestling with CAD, looked around: "Visually, they are all wearing T-shirts and jeans casually, and some people seem to be wearing the school uniforms that his son eliminated, and there are ...... Oh, and ...... in a yoga suit" sounded very unreliable, he turned to Zhao Xingbang, and Zhao Xingbang looked at him silently: "I usually wear uniforms." ”

"Uniforms?"

"Uniform ......" Li Quan suddenly remembered that Zhao Xingbang really wore a uniform during working hours - a cloud crawler crown scarf and a wide road robe.

This can make Li Quan sad to death, he can't even find a reliable staff officer to buy clothes, how to live this day, the good relationship among the college classmates seems to have no taste, the men's dormitory is famous for chaos, the dormitory he stays in is the king of chaos, the eight in the dormitory are lazy, Li Quan, this kind of average bursts out of the heart of diligence once every two years, and the person who cleans up the table by himself is the number one model worker in the dormitory, and the rest of the roommates are:

The old seventh lazy king, I haven't seen him wash the quilt cover in four years of college, and that quilt cover may have been light blue in the past, but now it is gray and yellow.

The sixth lazy emperor never washes the lunch box, the reason is that he will use it for the next meal anyway. Probably because of the diligence, there is really no mold.

The fifth lazy emperor, when the school started, the bed was whatever it was, never changed due to the summer heat and winter cold, it is said that he has practiced into a King Kong indestructible body.

The fourth slacker, with a beard like Zhang Fei, Li Quan can't remember what he looked like when he was a senior.

The third lazy saint, the sophomore is an elective course, although it is an elective course, but the professor is rigorous, and he is not soft in naming him, and it is nothing to order once before and after class, and there will be countless questions in the middle, remember the name, and the fourth is worthy of tuition, and he goes every time, but ...... He often didn't respond to the roll call of the head of the department, and finally failed the course at the end of the semester because of attendance, it is said that because he thought the teacher's lectures were too unlevel, so he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

The second lazy fairy, during the summer vacation of the sophomore year, the other people in the dormitory went home, and the travel tour, it is said that if he hadn't borrowed 300 yuan from others before the holiday, he said that he would pay it back in a week, and the domineering little friend really went to smash the door of their dormitory on the morning of the seventh day, but I was afraid that the lazy fairy was really going to become an immortal. After that, every day the lazy fairy relied on his domineering friends to slam the door before going out for a meal. I heard that after graduation, Lazy Fairy became friends of life and death with the classmate who smashed the door, and now in a company.

The boss was lazy, except for the freshman year when he entered the dormitory, he never saw him again, he slept in the journalism department building, at most moved the classroom with the class schedule, what he pursued was "to get it from the bed", and slept in the sleeping bag for more than three years until the internship went out......

I can't imagine why these people have all found jobs, is it just an illusion made by Li Quan for four years in college? Li Quan felt the mystery unbelievable.

It's pointless to think about it, it's important to find something serious, now look at the so-called job-hunting suit that I bought in order to find a job when I just graduated, the more I look at it, the more stupid I become, the suit is very poor from the cut to the material, and I put a set on my body, especially like squatting in the Andemen migrant labor market and waiting for work, and then write a "bricklayer" and "build a wall" in front of it is more in place.

Xiao Ling commented disdainfully, "Hehe, just you? Bricklaying? That's a technical job, you are not even as good as a small worker, a small worker can make an air-conditioned hole, and hit a twenty yuan. How many can you fight in a day? ”

Li Quan sighed deeply, clicked on the major recruitment websites, and began to cast a wide net. After two more days, I received calls from other divisions of the "Great Cause" except the insurance company.

It's not a way to do this, he continued to look for the work he could do, and found that there was a travel agency recruiting tour guides, he felt that this thing was very simple, isn't it just to recruit all the people, and you can do it with a small flag, I remember that many students in college because they don't know what they should do in the future, so there are people who have taken a test, and there are people in the Department of Journalism who have obtained a chef certificate, a securities qualification certificate, a builder certificate, and a driver exam. Li Quan didn't know what certificate he should take. Until one day, Feng Juan, a female classmate he secretly liked, told other classmates that she wanted to take a tour guide certificate, and it would be good to travel in the future without money, but the tutoring class would also cost money, which was not cheap. Li Quan stepped forward at this time, saying that he also wanted to take the test, it was better for two people to take the exam together, he would pay half of the money for the tutorial class, let Feng Juan go to it, and then Feng Juan would tutor him when he came back, on the one hand, he could learn things by himself, and on the other hand, Feng Juan could also deepen his memory and improve his learning efficiency.

In the days after signing up, Feng Juan often memorized the content of the exam with Li Quan, and then got the tour guide certificate together, and on the day he got the tour guide certificate, Li Quan confessed excitedly: "Juanjuan, is it good to be my girlfriend, we can go all over the world together in the future, and from then on Hongchen will be a companion and live a chic life." ”

"You are a good person...... Under the May sun, Feng Juan's long hair was blown by the wind of early summer, she lowered her head and pulled her long hair behind her ears, seeing that Li Quan's heart was drunk, and she held her breath and waited for the second half of the goddess's words, "There will be good girls who like you, and the two of us are not suitable." ”

It was like being hit by a thunderbolt from the sky, Li Quan was stupid, and he didn't know when Feng Juan left.

So, during the summer vacation of that year, he decided to go out to enjoy the mountains and rivers to vent his depression.

When Li Quan took out the green book at the door of a 4A-level scenic spot, he smiled at the ticket cut: "Young man, you just got the exam, right?" ”

"Huh, how do you know?"

"Did you get it?"

Li Quan was unhappy: "Why, it is also stipulated that only those who have a long stream of water can enter, and those who are temporarily clinging to Buddha's feet cannot enter?" ”

The uncle who cut the ticket pointed to the words "tour guide qualification certificate" on the green book: "You just have the qualifications to be a tour guide, not even a tour guide, if you don't want to buy a ticket, just stand aside and don't block others." Take a good look at what a tourist guide pass is. ”

Soon, a group of tourists came, Li Quan cheekily went up to ask the tour guide girl holding a small flag what the tour guide card looked like, the tour guide girl raised the card sleeve on her chest, and it was completely different from her own, she was just a book, and that was an IC card. Seeing his discouraged appearance, the tour guide girl smiled: "It doesn't matter, not all places can enter with a tour guide card, like the Huangshan Taishan Forbidden City, and many large scenic spots stipulate that you must bring a group to enter, or sixteen free of one like this." Uncle Ticket Cutting had already counted the heads, and the tour guide girl smiled at Li Quan, and hurriedly led the group away.

After a few days of hastily shopping, he returned to school to find a part-time job in promotion, and Li Quan never thought about being a tour guide again.

Now that the mountains and rivers are exhausted, if you have the opportunity, maybe the mountains and rivers will be restored?

Zheng clicked the button to send his resume, and at nine o'clock the next morning, Li Quan was woken up by his mobile phone, it was a strange call, Li Quangang "hey", and a female voice like a natural voice said: "Hello, may I ask if it is Li Quan, I am from Tianxing Travel Agency, we received your resume, and inform you to come to the interview at half past ten tomorrow morning." ”

Li Quan was so excited that he almost rolled off the bed: "Okay, good!" ”

Hung up the phone, turned on the computer, asked Baidu if he was undecided about internal affairs, asked Google if he was undecided about foreign affairs, Li Quan is now grasping both hands with both hands, searching for tour guide words around the country, tour guide example operation, and self-cultivation of tour guide personnel......

Early the next morning, Li Quan woke up in front of the alarm clock, washed and shaved his face, and put several sets of clothes around. In the end, he picked out two of his 30 yuan T-shirts and 50 yuan jeans that were barely pleasing to the eye, and sat on the bus to the travel agency.

The interview went surprisingly smoothly, although Li Quan had never led a group, but he won the praise of the interviewer with his handsome appearance and eloquence. He was very grateful to the makeup artist who had been detained in his heart, if it weren't for him, Li Quan would know that he still looked like a person, and it turned out that men could also dress up. There is a sentence on Weibo that Li Quan now thinks is true - "The world looks at faces."

After being notified to go to work next Monday, Li Quan excitedly went to Old Man Lin's restaurant, and called Xiao Ling and Zhao Xingbang, saying that he wanted to treat him when he found a job, and Xiao Ling was very happy for him: "Okay, I'll invite us to have a good meal when we get paid." Zhao Xingbang looked at the menu carefully and nodded: "It can be no higher than the black pepper beef tenderloin, and it can't be lower than the tile fish." ”

"Hey, what are you doing now?" Li Quan asked Zhao Xingbang.

Zhao Xingbang opened the photo on his mobile phone to show him, "Tuscan Western restaurant? Xiao Ling leaned over and looked: "That place where the per capita consumption is 150?" ”

"Well, I'm a barista in there." Zhao Xingbang put his phone away.

Li Quan covered his face: "Oh my God, the Taoist priests have used the iphone5s local tyrant gold, oh my God......"

Xiao Ling glanced at him: "Why is your focus not on Taoist priests actually being baristas or studying polymer physics as baristas?" ”

"Because polymer physics doesn't sound as impactful as Taoist priests." Li Quan's "Psychology of Journalism" was also a passing grade back then, and he had an absolute say on this issue.

It is said that when I joined the company, I didn't see the general manager come to visit the new employees, because the boss was taking the group away from Gannan at this time.

Li Quan once thought that he would walk on the grassland, under the snow-capped mountains, and in the canyon with a bunch of people in high spirits, until he saw the tour guide's task list, and he didn't even go out of the city, but to accompany the tour group from other places. It's right to think about it, who is relieved to let a newcomer take the group out to do a full accompaniment, not to mention any safety issues, in case he doesn't know how to make customers happy, a few complaints went to 315 or the tourism bureau, and the company also has a big head.

Accompany you on the spot, just practice your hands. On that day, he got up early and dressed up. To the agreed location, the whole escort is a girl, but it looks like an old tour guide, more exposed to the wind and sun, and looks a little haggard. Seeing Li Quan, she greeted Li Quan professionally and politely, from the assembly point to the scenic spot, there is a thirty-minute drive, Li Quan stood on the tour guide seat of the bus, the members on the seat chatted and chatted, ate and ate, played murder and killed, but no one looked at him, and the whole escort said to the whole car, "This is our guide Li Quan in City A, everyone is welcome." Li Quan secretly took a breath: "Hello everyone, I am everyone's guide here, you can call me Xiao Li......"

Suddenly, a middle-aged woman below said in a shrill voice: "Little Lizi, kneel down." ”

Immediately, the whole car burst into laughter.

Not to mention that this great cause is still a little useful, in the face of this sudden event, Li Quan didn't feel that there was any problem at all, the festival or something, it was all floating clouds, he made a "thousand" action from the good as the stream, and his mouth should also say: "Lafayette is auspicious." ”

Li Quan smiled: "All the members of the group are God in my heart, and there are not enough emperors in the world." The whole car applauded. Li Quan's afterglow saw that the girl who accompanied him was also smiling, but he didn't know if the smile was amused or ridiculed because of his undisciplined conduct.

No matter what she thinks, at least now the distance between Li Quan and these group members who met for the first time has been shortened, in addition to the regular introduction of scenic spots, he also talked about the local legends and history, customs and customs, fortunately, the people in the car are basically willing to give face, willing to listen to these things that he has prepared for a long time.

Wait into the gate of the scenic spot, the people in the car have gone down one by one, all accompany the number of heads, including herself and Li Quan is a total of 23 people, here is a low mountain, the ancients said well, the mountain is not high, there is a fairy name. The reason why this mountain can become a scenic spot is also because there is a temple in the Southern Dynasty period, the so-called 480 temples of the Southern Dynasty, how many buildings in the drizzle, this was the place where Buddhism flourished, and now there are so few left.

Although Li Quan is a local, he has never been there since the ticket to this place has risen three times, and he is not a devout believer in the first place, so why bother with his wallet. When he knew that there was an ancient temple in the itinerary, Li Quan was still apprehensive about the temple because of the previous mountain ghost incident, and when he arrived at the place, he realized that his previous fear was really meaningless. There are many people here, starting from the gate of the scenic spot, there are small stalls, all of them are selling Kaiguang Buddha beads, Kaiguang amulets and Kaiguang brushes...... The shouting came and went, and when I saw the tour group entering the door, it was ten times more hard than the previous shouting. There are also wandering vendors who sell high incense whenever they meet people, and the unfathomable Mai Shenxiang Ziwei Mathematics masters sit on the side and wait for the fat sheep.