The old man said, shaking his head as if he remembered some unbearable memory.

"Uncle! Listening to what you say, are you letting the female ghost pick the yin and supplement the yang? Somehow, this was heard by Chubby, who asked the old man with his teeth bared at the door of the inner room.

After hearing this, the old man was really embarrassed, but what I was even more curious about was why this product was not hung up at that time, not to say, one by one? There are so many female ghosts taking turns to fight, and no matter how long-lasting the man is, he can't stand it

It's hard to do it

Could it be that the bearded man who escaped because of his physical defects is him?

Can't see that this old couple sings and sings very harmoniously, and the two of them have a baby son who has only been mentioned and never seen, then, this basically excludes the possibility that he has physical defects and cannot have sex, but how did he survive?

Thinking of this, I hesitated, but still asked the old man very carefully, and after the old man listened, he looked around, and then lowered his head and whispered: "It didn't take long for the day to dawn, guess what, as soon as the sun came out, the fog disappeared immediately, and those women disappeared all at once!" Oh my God, I'm still scared when I think about it, I haven't stood up all morning on the ground, and if it's ten or eight minutes later, I guess my old life will be there! ”

The old man said, as if he was very emotional, but at this moment, there seemed to be a question in my heart that was not very timely, and Chubby touched it, and approached the old man who was breaking mushrooms and asked him sneakily, "How do you feel?" ”

"What" was slightly stunned, and the old man asked.

"It's like, how do you feel when you're with those female ghosts?" Chubby said, lewd-laughing.

"I can't remember exactly what happened many years ago, but it's really exciting. At first, I was very scared, and I was scared to death, but then I found out that those female ghosts were really different from their own girls, and their heads were blank at the time, and they couldn't do anything, so they were confused for a while, as if their little lives were going to be sucked away by those female ghosts, if they didn't die, it felt really good. ”

The old man said, and laughed, that very shameful expression deeply exposed his lewd-demonic nature, seeing that the little fat blinked his eyes and fell into thought, I kicked him and asked him: "Eh, you kid has a problem, such a good girl chasing you is still hesitant, as soon as I heard that there is a female ghost who is interested, what kind of fetish are you!" ”

"Eh, boss, what you said is not right, people are different from ghosts, you have to be responsible!" Chubby said, but it was very sincere, which made me lose my temper all of a sudden.

Yes, Chubby is right, people are different from ghosts, and they are responsible, although the world has changed, not like before, but for a man with a conscience, he has to be responsible for doing that kind of thing to the end.

"Short oil, I haven't seen it yet, this fat boy still has a little conscience!" Very unexpectedly, seeing that I was speechless, the old man smiled and said to him: "However, you stupid boy don't be too drilly, what age is this, when I was young, the big girl was clean, you slept with her in a quilt, and the girl who slept once was yours all her life, is it still like that in this year?" How many times do you sleep, people say that they will dump you and dump you! Other girls don't care, what are you reserved? A man should be a bit manly, you twist and pinch will only make people think that you are half-hearted and undetermined! Twenty-something is the best year, a big girl should owe you to spend so much time waiting for you a stupid wood! If it were me, I would have dumped you a long time ago, do you say yes! ”

The old man said, glanced at me, this is very hard, it made me look at this old man with admiration, I picked a thumbs up to express my approval, and urged Xiaopang to make it clear to the little policewoman as soon as possible.

Seeing that he was hesitant and very entangled, I even dug up a negative case when I was young and gave him a painful lesson of "constantly rejecting and suffering from chaos", but although the voice was small, it was heard by Ding Ling, who was helping the old lady in the back room.

This girl leaned against the door of the inner room to reveal half of her face, her small eyes were slanted, looking up and down, obviously very concerned about the romance of my youth, I was trembling, almost crying, but at this time Ding Ling smiled very softly.

When she went back, the old man who caught a rooster and was about to slaughter wiped the sweat on his head and said to me with a smile: "Little fatty, look at how good Xiao Lu's daughter-in-law is, she is good-looking and sensible!" You fight for some anger, and find one like this in the future! ”

"Pull it down, you don't know how insidious my boss is, and how he met his sister-in-law? Do you know how he got his sister-in-law in his hands? There is also a little wife waiting for him at home, he dares to split his legs! Do you think this kind of behavior should be criticized! ”

Chubby said, filled with righteous indignation.

"Hey, hey, don't get confused, okay? I didn't split my legs! At that time, I really didn't have anything to do with Ding Ling, I just wanted to save her! Besides, was it Xiao Rou who dumped me? I didn't do anything to be sorry for her before she dumped me! I said, raising my finger solemnly.

"Pull it down, do you dare to swear to the sky that you didn't have any thoughts about Sister Ding Ling at that time? Mentally splitting legs is also called splitting legs! Xiao Fat said, really a defender possessed like a gentleman, I looked in the room, I didn't dare to deny, usually, the best answer to this dilemma is not to answer.

"Look at you, you have nothing to say, uncle, your vision is bright, believe me this time! My boss is good anywhere, but he can't change the bad habit of eating the bowl and looking at the pot! Have you ever heard a saying that falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan! Do you think you're playing hooligan? Chubby said, smiling as if he was very proud.

"I'm willing, what's the matter, if you have the ability, you can also play a trick for me to see! I also clearly told you, Ding Ling is my woman, I am alone, I love to play hooligans is my business, but others don't even think about it, if anyone dares to beat her and pay attention, I will definitely not let him go! Not even a woman! I said, yelling at the little Ai in the back room.

When Xiao Ai heard this, he poked his head out of the back room, his little eyes narrowed, and a big potato flew out and almost hit me in the face