"Thank you, young man!" As soon as the policeman grabbed my hand, "Xiao Zhang's life depends on you." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I nodded at him and strode up the hill. Before I could get closer, the lion threw up his head and yelled at me, and I almost sat on the ground with a fishy smell, how long had this thing not brushed his teeth.

Seeing me walking straight over, the lion looked a little restless, and as soon as its claws were forced, the eyes of the policeman under its feet rolled and fainted.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous." I hurriedly shouted at the lion, "I know you're a goblin, for the sake of you not hurting anyone, as long as you are willing to surrender, I will keep you safe." ”

"You're the goblin! Your whole family is a goblin! When the lion spirit heard my words, he became even more furious, and his four paws kept gouging the ground, and he was about to pounce on him if he didn't say a word.

I glanced at him with disdain, stretched out my right index finger and lightly scratched the ground, and a chasm more than five meters deep appeared in front of him. Looking at the lion spirit's somewhat timid appearance, I said triumphantly: "Boy, you'd better be interesting, Lao Tzu is an upright Maoshan mage, your demonic aura is so obvious, if you are not a monster, can you be a fairy?" ”

The lion spirit, who was already completely imposing, heard what I said, stretched out his front paws and smashed the ground desperately, and kept shouting: "Lao Tzu is not a monster, Lao Tzu is not a monster!" There were a few times when he almost scratched Xiao Zhang under him.

"If you have something to say, talk about it!" I hurriedly smiled and persuaded him, "Just if you're not a monster, then tell me, what are you?" ”

"Lao Tzu is a human!" The lion's mouth scared me. How dare he say he is a human being?

"You're human? Am I not Marlon Brando? Er Fat Tian interjected shamelessly.

"You wait." The lion turned and went up the hill. I hurriedly pulled Xiao Zhang over, and the policemen below swarmed up, pinching people, slapping people, and a few pinching and twisting, this kid doesn't look very popular, I guess if it weren't for so many people watching, maybe there would be kicks.

"Dad." Xiao Zhang opened his eyes and saw the police officer with the star open his mouth and shouted. Sure enough, it's a second-generation official. When the police officer saw that his son was fine, his anxious expression was swept away, and he took out his gun in high spirits, "Give me this lion to correct the law on the spot!" ”

"Don't!" I hurriedly stretched out my hand and said, "The lion is also forced to do so, and it didn't hurt anyone, so in my opinion, forget it!" ”

The police officer gave me a cold look, "What kind of thing are you, dare to talk nonsense in front of me?" If it weren't for your sake of saving my son's life, I would have to make you obstruct official business. ”

This old bastard, when he says he will turn his face, he will turn his face. I laughed angrily, "Okay, you guys go." Don't say I didn't persuade you, anyway, just a few of you just give him an extra meal. ”

The officer was about to go crazy, but Xiao Zhang quickly pulled him aside and bit his ear. Since the buddy is practicing at the third level of Yanjin, it is called a deaf and clear-eyed, and I can hear their words clearly, "What, you said that lion is a monster?" The old bastard looked shocked.

"yes." Xiao Zhang said with a sad face, "I heard a conversation between them when I was pretending to be dizzy, and this man seems to be a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain." ”

The old bastard rolled his eyes, "This matter must be kept secret, you should not have told me." After speaking, he turned around and walked over, with a smile on his face for a while, "This comrade, just now I was angry and disrespectful, you are so forgiving." I think what you said makes sense, since the lion has no intention of hurting people, then this matter is not in the hands of our police, so we will leave first. After saying that, he turned around and ran away with a group of men.

Talent, even the recognition of cowardice is so imposing, I was about to mock him without a chance to say anything. Just as he was sighing, he saw the lion spirit turn around and walk down the hillside, still holding a brown handbag in his mouth. He threw the bag at my feet with a mouthful, "Open it and take a look, it's my ID inside." ”

Monsters still have documents? I opened the bag in confusion, and an ID card fell out of it, which read: Zhang Xin, male, Han nationality. "Are you Zhang Xin?" I looked at the photo with thick eyebrows and big eyes on the ID card and was stunned, although the ID photo was unreliable, but at most it was to the extent that the wolf was photographed as a husky.

"yes." The lion spirit scratched her head very humanly, "Who the hell can tell me what the hell is going on?" ”

"Don't worry, speak slowly." To be honest, I'm also quite curious, I've never heard of a monster turning into a human, and this is the first time I've heard of a person turning into a monster.

"I used to be a taxi driver, and I worked the night shift in a family of old and young, and I relied on me to earn money. As soon as I opened my eyes the morning before yesterday, I realized that something was wrong. Zhang Xin said with a sad face, "I found that I had become a lion." I thought I had seen too much of the animal world and was still dreaming, so I tried to pinch my thigh. Zhang Xin pointed to a bruise on his hind leg and said.

"By the time I felt wrong, it was too late. My daughter-in-law just pushed the door in and called me to eat. Zhang Xin hugged his head and said painfully.

"Could it be that you ate your wife?" I was shocked to see him like that.

"Where do I have that guts, I usually have to reach out to her for the money I usually smoke, how dare I bare my teeth with her? I was so frightened that I turned around and ran, but she fainted, thinking I had been eaten by a lion. As he spoke, he stretched out his paw and looked at me pitifully, "Can you give me a cigarette?" I haven't smelled smoke in two days. ”

I threw one to him, and the guy hurriedly lit it, took a deep breath, and had an intoxicated expression on his face.

"This guy is really weird. Could it be because of the lion's resentment? For example, have you eaten lion meat or killed a lion cub? Li Qiankun whispered to me.

"!" Before I could speak, the lion spirit shouted, "I've seen a lion once in my life, and it was when I took my children to the zoo. ”

"!" I pointed to his nose, "You dare to say you haven't looked in the mirror in the past two days?" ”

"Get down to business, get down to business." Zhang Xin smiled embarrassedly and said: "I haven't seen a lion for more than ten years, and I've been in a normal sports car recently." Aren't you a mage, help me analyze and analyze, I have to change back quickly, I'm afraid that my family will run out of food if it drags on for two more days. ”

"It's fine." The second fat said nonchalantly: "I think you look good now." Go to the circus to perform a ring of fire, literacy, arithmetic or something, guaranteed to make more money than you drive! ”