Chapter 122: That's called instant noodles, you know
The Ripper was stunned, really, this was the first time in a long time that his brain suddenly exploded?
The Ripper grabbed the wolf cavalryman's chest and asked viciously, "Didn't you lie to me?"
The wolf cavalry hurriedly shook his head: "Lord Ripper, I don't dare, oh yes, there are brothers who start to shout that it is a human being, what kind of poop and eating too much?" ”
The Ripper slapped the wolf cavalry in the face and shouted angrily: "You fart, you eat too much stool, I see you eat too much stool, that is called instant noodles, you know no, it's instant noodles not poop, he meows and says it's poop, I'll feed you to the wolf and make you poop."
The wolf cavalry covered his face and nodded: "Yes, yes" and then complained silently in his heart, and it was not the first one I shouted, why did you beat me. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Just as the Ripper was in a huff, several wolf cavalry came over, this time it was one of its subordinate centurions, and when the wolf cavalry centurion arrived, the Ripper asked it, "Fortune, what's the matter?" ”
Rifle got out of the wolf and came to the side of the Ripper and replied nervously: "Report to Lord Ripper, the heads of our brothers wandering outside the human camp exploded several, but not all of them were heads and bodies, oh wolves too, at the beginning there were surviving wolf cavalry shouting that they had eaten some feces and exploded, and then some of the brothers went to see the situation and some died"
The Ripper anxiously asked Rifle, "And now?" ”
Centurion Rifle scratched his head: "Probably more than thirty wolf cavalry have died"
The veins of the Ripper's head burst out, and then he whistled and summoned his dinosaur fangs to the water, and then said to several of his subordinates, "Come with me, go and see"
Rifle nodded, and then led the little brothers and the Ripper together, and after about ten minutes of running, they came to the place of the incident, and at this time, there were still a lot of half-orcs and wolves scattered around, and the black blood night had a fishy smell, telling what had just happened.
The Ripper got out of the Dire Wolf and began to inspect the surroundings, and finally found a small hole in a pool of blood, and after seeing for himself, there were indeed quite a few around, and the Ripper reached out and buckled it, well, it didn't get it, and then took out his short knife and began to dig.
Not long after it dug it, it heard a bang, and some rain was drenched on his head, and the tearer looked up and scolded: "Dare to forget the sprinkling of water on my head~!" ”
"Run~! The Centurion is dead."
"Oh, Lord Ripper~!"
The Ripper was still wondering, and found that there seemed to be a sudden pain in his buttocks, as if it had been stabbed by something, and before it could react, its mount fangs came over and grabbed one of its horns and threw it at its body, and then ran away.
This run has driven the wolf cavalry who have been watching nearby, and their bosses have begun to run What are you doing here, it seems that there is really a similar kind of shouting just now that the human feces eat too much.
When they ran again, some wolf cavalry found that their boss Ripper's ass seemed to be injured, and the other wolf cavalry all had their heads exploding, how could their commander Ripper's ass be ass, could it be that the Ripper's ass and head were the same?
In this way, the entire more than 1,000 wolf cavalry returned to the camp in a disorder, frightened the orc commander Ancas Wilderness Gale who had been waiting for the result, and hurriedly ran from his tent to the rest place of the wolf cavalry to find the Ripper to check the situation.
When it found the Ripper lying on his bed to recuperate, he couldn't help but be stunned? Then he asked the Ripper, "What's the matter with you, you've been beaten in the ass?" ”
The Ripper looked up at the person, and then gasped: "Lord Ancas, I don't know this time, there are several wolf cavalry whose heads have exploded, and some of them have exploded in their bodies, and the head of the centurion Rifford who I went to check the situation and led the way also exploded, and my ass was injured during the retreat, and I don't know why it was a sudden pain."
The half-orc commander Ancas Wilderness Gale was also confused, what the hell was going on, and then asked the wolf cavalry who had his own soldiers to find it to ask about the situation.
After the half-orc leader Ancas Wilderness Gale waited for half an hour, the pro-soldier returned to the camp with a constipated expression on his face, looked at the half-orc leader Ancas Wilderness Gale, his own boss thought about it, and asked carefully: "That commander, I told you the information that the hall has arrived, and you won't punish me."
The orc commander Ancas Wilderness Gale waited for his own soldiers: "What are you talking about, Raji, don't you know my style?" ”
The pro-soldier Raj nodded, and then thought about it with a look of embarrassment and finally said: "That commander, it is said that it is said that if you eat too much stool noodles for humans, your head will explode."
Ancas Wilderness Gale, the half-orc commander, directly slapped over: "Fart, and that instant noodles, if you say it's poop, I'll punish you for eating human shit, it's okay for humans to eat, and we'll be okay if we eat it?" ”
"But that's the information from my hall~!"
The orc commander Ancas Wilderness Gale pointed at his own soldier Raj and said, "I'll get you out?" ”
The Ripper and the rest of the soldiers all set their eyes on their commander, Ancas Galewind, and they all had a thought in their hearts, could it be that their boss was also stupid for eating too much instant noodles?
The half-orc commander Ancas Wilderness Gale opened his mouth and didn't say anything, just waited for Raj, Raj turned around and walked out of the camp tent, looking at the wolf cavalry chatting around him and then walked in himself, and soon the boss of his camp, Ancas Gale should have eaten too much instant noodles, and something that was not clear in his mind spread throughout the camp.
When Raj walked out, Ancas Gale took a few big breaths to calm himself down, and then asked the Ripper, "Is it a human weapon, the human soldiers and weapons I started to torture have on it"
The Ripper shook his head, "Didn't we capture some of them, my lord?" Those weapons can then deal damage, but in the absence of armor, can things that can't be touched by leather armor damage to bones?"
In the end, the orc commander Ancas Wildwind didn't expect anything, and chose to leave after playing with the Ripper for a long time to no avail.
When the orc commander Ancas Wilderness Gale came out of the camp of the Rippers, he couldn't help but shake his head when he saw the strange eyes of the wolf cavalry and his men, and returned to his tent with his subordinates.
looked at his own soldier Raj, and then said to Raj: "Go and find the surrendered humans in the camp"
To be continued
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