"Brag, how can there be such an immortal weapon in the mortal world?" Zhang Daoling was very disdainful of my words,

I didn't bother to explain it to him. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info these immortals are simply a bunch of old hats, what kind of talk do you have to talk to them.

Zhang Daoling used immortal qi to inject it into his mobile phone and explored, but he didn't find anything abnormal, so he was relieved.

"Will the mortal world hear what we said just now?" Taixuan suddenly took his phone and asked.

"You don't have a signal here, how can you get through?" I replied subconsciously.

"It's still too thoughtful." Zhang Daoling patted his forehead and said, "If mortals know about this, I'm afraid that it will add a lot of twists and turns." ”

Taixuan played with my mobile phone while looking at the immortals and said, "Fellow immortals, since everyone has decided to return to the mortal world, then tell the disciples to prepare and prepare, although mortals have no ability, but don't be careless." ”

Damn, these old immortals really want to come back. "Our Maoshan faction does not participate in this matter." Mao Ying suddenly stood up and said.

"If we don't want to, we won't be reluctant, but when we need to go through the immortal tribulation in the future, don't think about going to the mortal world to be reincarnated." Taixuan, the dead old man, said coldly.

"Mortal, would you like to show us the way?" Taixuan suddenly turned his head to look at me and asked, "After we return to the human world, let you be the emperor of the human world as a reward." ”

As soon as I heard this, I was moved, being an emperor, tsk, our ancestors have at most had a showman, which is a good thing to glorify our ancestors.

I was just about to agree, but suddenly remembered that it was a republic a long time ago, and being an emperor didn't go against the tide, and I wouldn't have been scolded for a lifetime. Besides, even if I become the emperor, what should I do if none of these immortals are dissatisfied and want to be replaced? Especially Zhang Daoling, the old Wang Ba, looking at me, the eyes are called cold.

Just thinking about how to say that I should not offend them, but also not lead the party, my mobile phone suddenly heard a "boom, boom" explosion, so frightened that my hands trembled, and the phone flew out directly. I quickly pounced on the side and caught the phone steadily, but fortunately it didn't break.

"What's going on?" Taixuan relieved himself and asked me loudly.

I looked down, it turned out that he accidentally opened the movie I stored in my phone, and a war movie was playing on it, but fortunately it wasn't a *** film, otherwise wouldn't it be a shame for us mortals?

"It's a movie." I hurriedly explained. With a wave of Taixuan's hand, the picture on the mobile phone screen was suddenly reflected on the wall of the main hall.

At this time, the movie happened to play the scene of the missile launch, dozens of missiles swayed the tail flame and quickly rose into the air, flying into the distance, the camera turned, the missile fell to the ground, and the buildings within a radius of more than ten kilometers were blown up and there were no tiles.

The immortals were like a swarm of frightened flies "buzzing" and frying, and all kinds of discussions came and went.

"Fellow immortals, don't panic!" When Zhang Daoling saw that the scene was about to get out of control, he hurriedly shouted: "This kind of spell can be used casually by an immortal!" ”

"When did the mortal world have such an anti-heaven immortal weapon? In this way, the casualties of our disciples will increase greatly. A red-robed immortal said with some hesitation.

"Don't just stare at your own bottles and cans." Tai Xuan hurriedly reassured the immortals, "Think more about the benefits, we won't be scattered from now on." ”

This old king will really stir people's hearts. As soon as he finished speaking, a huge mushroom cloud suddenly appeared on the wall, and a violent bright light flashed, and a large city that was originally a few hundred square kilometers suddenly evaporated.

"This, this!" Tai Xuan just took a sip of water and was choked at once.

"This is an atomic bomb, and there is a hydrogen bomb that is even more dangerous than this." I said proudly.

"This is also a mortal weapon?" The red-robed immortal asked with his mouth wide open.

"yes." I pointed to the missile on the screen and said, "It's right in here." Hourly, well, you can fly 2,000 miles per hour, according to your words. ”

"Don't panic, everyone!" Zhang Daoling pointed over, and I suddenly found that I could neither move nor speak. "Although this kind of crisis is huge, it is estimated that the combined efforts of all the immortals in our main hall will not be worse than this. Besides, if there really is such a weapon, I am afraid that no one in the mortal world would have died a long time ago, right? ”

"yes, yes." Several immortals echoed in unison, but no matter how they listened to it, they had a feeling of lack of confidence.

"Taixuan Shangxian, I think it's safer to ask this kid." Mao Ying said and waved her hand, and I felt that my body was finally my own again.

"Humanity can't fight a big battle now." I said stupidly, "Several big countries have such weapons, and at least there are several hundred, so it's hard to say how many there are." Don't talk about throwing other countries, throw them all at your own home if you are in a hurry, and everyone will finish the calculation together. ”

Zhang Daoling wanted to say something, but Taixuan pointed at him fiercely, "You shut up for me!" ”

After speaking, he turned around and asked me with a pleasant face: "Young man, you said that it is impossible for us to fight like this?" ”

"I'm worried that if the humans find out about you, they'll swarm you!" I frowned, "There are too many people in the world right now, resources are not enough, and pollution is too great. Now all countries are looking for a planet where people can live. ”

"Oh." Taixuan Shangxian pondered for a moment.

"Shangxian, since we can't beat us, we might as well slaughter this kid, so we don't have to let him go back to ventilate and report the news!" Zhang Daoling, this old thing is thinking of a way to kill me.

Seeing that Taixuan Shangxian's face was cloudy, I was very anxious, and hurriedly said, "Don't you want to go to the mortal world to cross the tribulation?" I have a way! ”

"Oh? What's your best idea? Taixuan asked curiously when he heard my words.

"Isn't the underworld connected to the Three Realms? Although there are restrictions on the enchantment, and immortals with strong mana cannot go to the mortal world, you should have a way to disperse your strength, right? Anyway, it's going to cross the catastrophe, and it's useless to have such strong mana. It's just a matter of cultivating after being reborn. I said quickly.

"Who will protect our safety? The underworld and the human world are not so safe, right? Taixuan thought for a while and said.

"There's me!" I hurriedly raised my hand. "The king of Hades in the underworld, that's my master, we know exactly where you were reincarnated after the catastrophe. It's easier to do it in the yang world, send two policemen to you, well, it's to arrest quickly, 24-hour protection, what do you think? ”

The immortals in the main hall nodded again and again when they heard my idea, "Shangxian, I think what this kid said seems to be feasible." "Several immortals were already dead, but when they heard me say this, they suddenly came to their senses and stepped forward one after another.

"Hmm." Taixuan thought for a moment, "What if your kid is lying to me?" ”

"You can send someone with me." I'm not talking nonsense, I can avoid the battle between the two worlds, I don't mind doing something. "You can also consider setting up an office in the mortal world and arranging for two little immortals to be in charge of liaison and coordination."

Taixuan thought about it for a moment and finally nodded. At this moment, I think I am much stronger than Zhang Yi and Su Qin, what is it to join forces and horizontals, we have ensured the peace of the two worlds!