041 A magical world without a school drama is no different from instant noodles without a seasoning packet

The Ceylon Flower Academy of Magic can be regarded as one of the largest magic schools in the Ceylon Continent, located in the royal capital of the ancient Helan Empire on the Ceylon Continent, in a prosperous city called the Imperial City. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 The founder of the info college is great, who he is, anyway, it's not Zhang Dacai, the era of the establishment is the ghost knows what year it is, and who does the area care about how many acres...... Obviously, such a personalized introduction will not be written in any introduction manual, and of course this is not written in any manual, it is just a little complaint from Zhang Dacai at the moment.

After arriving at the Imperial City, Zhang Dacai quickly found this magic academy with a subtle name, first, this academy is too famous, it was originally a landmark of the imperial city, and the other is that its gate is too unique. Even in the magnificent imperial city, the gate of Ceylon is still very eye-catching. It is more than 10 meters tall and has the shape of a tree in its entirety, topped by a canopy of many blooming trees, which resembles exploding fireworks. The door is beautifully sculpted with various scenes, war, chaos, order, and arcane in their place, and life forms such as giants, angels, elves, humans, orcs, demons, and so on are arranged in an orderly manner. Countless incomparably gorgeous runes criss-crossed, as if there was some kind of mystery hidden in the extremely cumbersome, and on the whole, it looked like a mysterious magic array, which made people think deeply just by looking at it. Of course, in other words, to put it more simply, the door is full of paintings, and no one can understand what it is, but at first glance it looks like a powerful thing.

It stands to reason that this gate is very magnificent, and in a sense it is indeed very magnificent, but there is a small flaw, that is, the aspect ratio of the whole gate is a little strange. The gate is more than 10 meters high, but because it is the gate of the college after all, a large number of students come in and out all day, and it is neither grand nor convenient to be narrow, so the width of the whole gate is about 20 meters or more. Under such a ratio of width to height, this gate looks a little short and fat, and the original tree of life has faintly become a bit of broccoli.

"Ceyloli, broccoli, poof." After thinking of this very cold pun, Zhang Dacai couldn't help but laugh, and said with a little self-pity that his laughter was getting more and more hopeless.

And the terminal sighed and said: "Laugh, laugh, I know that you have been holding back until now, it is not easy." ”

Zhang Dacai has been wanting to laugh since he learned the name of this academy from Mulhouse, but he has held it all the way to the present, this kind of patience is already precious for Zhang Dacai, a guy with a pitiful laugh, and even the terminal is embarrassed to blame him for something.

"In other words, there are angels and demons on this door, and the designer is a middle and second disease." After Zhang Dacai finished laughing, he looked at the door and said his feelings. Fortunately, this sentence was said in a private chat, otherwise before Zhang Dacai's plan could be implemented, it is estimated that he would have been beaten to death by the teachers and students full of honor in Ceylon for insulting the great man.

"How do you think about getting in first?" The terminal replied lightly.

Perhaps because it was class time, the gate of Ceylon was tightly closed, and the thick brick and stone wall was more than five meters high, stretching along both sides of the gate, until the end of Zhang Dacai's vision. Looking at this posture, even if this wall does not enclose the entire academy, it must not be easy for people to enter and exit. And God knows how big this campus is, Zhang Dacai doesn't want to look along the exterior wall little by little for the gap that may not exist.

"Anyway, let's try calling the door first." Zhang Dacai made up his mind, approached the door, and raised his palm. However, just listening to the sound of 'pop', Zhang Dacai didn't have time to shoot the door, and the door had already photographed Zhang Dacai.

It turned out that there was a small door embedded in this door, although it was tightly fitted, and there was no trace of it, but Zhang Dacai was standing in front of this small door so coincidentally just now, and then it was even more coincidental that when his palm was about to fall, the small door was pushed open. The one who opened the door was a man who was sandwiched between middle age and old age, and he didn't know whether to call him an uncle or an uncle, his hair was gray, but his complexion was moist, but now he was staring at Zhang Dacai with wide eyes of disbelief: "Why are your eyes full of tears?" ”

"Because I was hit on the nose by you!" Zhang Dacai grinned and glared at the shocked old man, "Do you think I'll say it's because I love this land deeply?" ”

"Oh, I said I thought I had hit something, it was you." The old man's face suddenly showed a look of sudden realization.

"But I can't be blamed for that." The old man smiled, and then pointed to the top of the small door, "Obviously, the warnings here are clearly written, and you still have to bump into it." ”

"Why did I bump into it?" Zhang Dacai didn't finish speaking, and was stunned. Looking at the position of the old man's finger, he realized that there was really a line of text written on it, according to the translation of the subtitles, it said, 'The small door opens and closes at any time, please pay attention to safety', and the tone is quite respectful. But the warning words of God's special code are completely integrated into the background! The color of the small print is almost the same as the background color of the gate, just like the AB side of the terminal. If you don't look closer, you won't notice a line here, but if you look closer, you will hit the target when you open the door. Zhang Dacai was dumbfounded by this warning, "What kind of warning is this special code?!" It's a trap at all, okay! ”

"Hey, hey." The old man smiled again, the voice was so obscene that it was comparable to the terminal, you must know that the voice of the terminal was obscene because the former store manager Huang He personally set the obscene voice package, and this old man can actually be compared with the terminal, which is obviously not a very good thing. Sure enough, the old man spread his hands, "Anyway, I have posted all the warnings that should be posted, and you have the ability to sue me." ”

"it!" Zhang Dacai was stunned, and then opened a private chat, "Terminal, this shouldn't be your brother, right?" ”

"Get out." The terminal's reply was concise and clear, and then there was silence, not that the terminal didn't want to speak, but he was afraid that he would start to shine after saying a few more words, and it would be difficult to explain when the time came. The terminal thought silently, why don't you change to a shape that won't shine in the future.

"Hey, hey." The old man was still smiling obscenely, and seemed to notice that Zhang Dacai couldn't do anything about him, he laughed more and more happily, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a slut.

"......" Zhang Dacai was very helpless, and he wanted to rush up with a 'RUA~' to fight with this old disrespectful guy, but a voice in his heart kept dissuading him, "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, don't forget, it's common for the principal to disguise himself as a school worker, what should you do if you rush up so stupidly and be angered by others?" ”

If it weren't for the voice that has been persuading Zhang Dacai, Zhang Dacai would have rushed up to fight with the old man, and at this time, a young brother wearing a headscarf and carrying an iron box suddenly broke into the game between the two people very calmly: "Old man Xiu, your face has arrived." ”

"Tsk, it's so late today." The old man who was called the old man changed his expression, and he no longer looked at Zhang Dacai, but the smile was still obscene, "I was made weak by my mother-in-law last night, so slowly." ”

"Lao Tzu is young and strong, and he is as strong as a bear seventeen times a night." The little brother threw a roll of his eyes at Old Man Xiu, then took out a bowl of noodle soup with toppings from the iron box and stuffed it into Old Man Xiu's hand, and then smiled contemptuously, "Don't be envious and jealous, it's useless if you're jealous anyway." ”

Old man Xiu was not in a hurry or annoyed, and after taking the noodle bowl, he smiled: "Seventeen times a night, little brother, your speed is a little fast, I think I ...... back then."

Without waiting for the old man Xiu to finish speaking, the young man only knew that he didn't say much, this old and disrespectful fellow glared at him again, and then turned around and left. Zhang Dacai hurriedly rushed out to stop him, and asked quietly: "This little brother, this little brother, please ask, who is that old man?" What identity? ”

The young man glanced at Zhang Dacai up and down and then smiled slightly: "That old man, I don't know the name, but everyone calls him the old man Xiu, and he doesn't have any identity, but he has been looking at the gate of Ceylon for more than fifty years." ”

"If there's nothing to do, I'll go first, but I'm good to have a lot of noodles to deliver. By the way, if you like to eat noodles, you can come to 11th Avenue to find Lanyan County Noodle Restaurant, a 500-year-old brand, and you are satisfied. As he spoke, the young man stuffed a piece of paper similar to a takeaway list into Zhang Dacai's hand, and then left in a hurry.

Only Zhang Dacai, who had a thoughtful face, and the old man who was looking at Zhang Dacai curiously, were left.

"What are you kid going to do?" Looking at Zhang Dacai, who was slowly approaching, Old Man Xiu suddenly felt an inexplicable pressure, and then regardless of the hot hands, he hugged the noodle bowl into his arms, "I warn you, my noodles will never be given to you!" ”

"Is that the point of the special code?!" Because there were too many slots in the whole process, the terminal could no longer restrain itself from rushing out.

"Magician?!"

In the midst of the exclamation of the old man Xiu, Zhang Dacai pounced on the old man Xiu like a hungry tiger descending the mountain: "RUA! ”