The ghost car didn't come to Xiaoliuzhuang tonight, which was beyond my expectations. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I stretched and yawned again. Since I came to Xiaoliuzhuang, I haven't slept a single night.

When I got back to the hostel, I lay down on the bed and fell asleep immediately.

Suddenly, I was woken up, and when I opened my eyes, it turned out to be Xiaomei.

"You... Why did you come here in the middle of the night? "I was taken aback.

Xiaomei had a gloomy face and said, "It's only ten o'clock, not the middle of the night." ”

I asked suspiciously, "Xiaomei, is there anything urgent about me?" ”

Xiaomei came to me at night, there should be something urgent.

Xiaomei snorted coldly and said, "Look under your body." ”

"Look underneath?" I paused and looked down.

This glance shocked me.

It turned out that the thing in my crotch was very tall, like an anti-aircraft gun.

"Mom!" I exclaimed.

I remembered that I had a dream just now that I was making out with Wenhui. Maybe it was a dream of being with the girl I loved, so I had a strong reaction in my crotch.

"Brother Liang, you lie!" Xiaomei said with a wrenched face.

"What did I lie?" I asked, stammering.

Xiaomei glanced at my crotch and accused angrily: "Brother Liang, you said that there is a physical problem, and now, the facts are in front of you, do you still want to quibble?" ”

"I... I just fell asleep and it's... I don't know what's going on. "I want to use "falling asleep" as an excuse.

"Brother Liang, you have nothing wrong with your physiology, why do you want to lie to me?" Xiaomei asked angrily.

I complained to myself that I had forgotten to lock the door when I went to bed. I couldn't have imagined that this small negligence would put me in a place of no return.

"Xiaomei, you listen to me, I didn't lie to you. I do have this physical problem, so I have been actively treating it. Before going to bed, I just took my medicine and it... This reaction of it is the drug effect. I argued.

"Really?" Maybe Xiaomei thinks my reason is valid, so she believes it a little.

"Of course, it must be the effect of the drug. However, this effect is short-lived and does not tell the story. "I want Xiaomei to know that my physical problems have not been cured.

"Brother Liang, although it is a short-term effect, it at least shows that there is hope that your physiological problems can be cured." Xiaomei said hopefully.

I thought to myself, fortunately I threw two "bombs", one was a physical problem, and the other was gambling. Even though my physical problems were cured, there was still a gambling "terminal disease" that could not be cured.

Thinking of this, I sighed, "Alas! After all, physical diseases can be treated, but mental gambling addiction is incorrigible. ”

I mean: even if I was cured of my physical ailment, gambling wouldn't fix it. So, you'd better stay away from me.

"Brother Liang, I checked on the Internet, there is a mental hospital that can help you quit gambling addiction." Xiaomei said.

When I heard this, I was shocked. I never dreamed that Xiaomei still had a glimmer of hope for me.

"I... My gambling addiction is too big, and it's hereditary. "I'm making it up.

"Hereditary?" Xiaomei asked blankly.

I: "Alas! I'll show you the ugliness of my family. ”

I pretended to be in pain and said vividly: "When my grandfather was alive, he could be said to have a lot of money and was a big landowner on the rich side. However, after my grandfather died, my grandfather started gambling. Within a few years, he gambled all his family property. My dad inherited my grandfather's gambling nature, and he gambled all over the house. As for me, when I was in elementary school, I gambled with my classmates for fun. You say, "Can I quit my hereditary gambling addiction?" Xiaomei, don't bother with it. ”

When Xiaomei heard me say this, she didn't seem to be moved. She said stubbornly: "Brother Liang, you have to give it a try, maybe, this psychological school can really help you quit your gambling addiction." ”

I shook my head and said, "I can't change it unless I chop off my two hands." ”

Xiaomei looked at my two hands and said, "If you chop off your two hands, you can really quit gambling, then ......"

I asked in horror, "Xiaomei, you... You want to chop off both of my hands? ”

Xiaomei said thoughtfully: "Brother Liang, chop off your two hands, and I will feed you." ”

I was so frightened that I withdrew my hands and said timidly, "This is unacceptable, without hands, I will kill myself." ”

Xiaomei smiled and said faintly: "It's not yet time to chop your hands, and when you enter the psychology school, if you still can't quit your gambling addiction, think about chopping your hands." ”

I looked at Xiaomei's appearance, as if she was pestering me. She wants to help me quit my gambling addiction so she wants to marry me.

Is Xiaomei a crazy woman?

I looked at Xiaomei in horror, and for the first time, I felt: Xiaomei was very strange and terrifying.

"Xiaomei, you are a good girl, there will definitely be excellent men who love you. So, you just give up on me as an unsuccessful person. I said it almost in a pleading tone.

I have to admit that I am not only a female ghost bait, but also a woman bait.

It's not terrible to let a female ghost like herself, because, after all, it's the separation of yang and yin, and it can't affect my life.

But for a woman to like herself, it brings endless trouble.

"Brother Liang, I identify you. Now, I have more confidence in you. Xiaomei said stubbornly.

I know: tonight, Xiaomei saw my reaction below and knew that my physical problems could be cured. So, the flame of hope was ignited again.

Xiaomei suddenly threw herself into my arms and murmured, "Brother Liang, you love me too, right?" ”

I want to say, "I already have the woman I love, so it's impossible to love you anymore." "However, I feel that I can't say it, because I don't want to break Xiaomei's heart. She was a pure girl after all. If I had rejected her in one bite, perhaps she would have figured it out and would have taken the path of suicide.

I snorted and said, "Xiaomei, calm down." I... I don't think about love yet. ”

"Brother Liang, it's not a matter of whether to consider or not, I have already seen that you like me." Xiaomei said.

I really can't think of when and in what way I expressed my love for Xiaomei.

"I... I'm a celibate, so I don't ...... all the girls" I suddenly came up with another reason.

"Physiological problems", "gambling" and this "celibacy", the three reasons are undoubtedly "bombshells".

"Brother Liang, are you celibate?" Mei giggled.

"What are you laughing at?" I asked, puzzled.

"Brother Liang, if you are really a celibate, how can you be Xiaoping's fiancé, let alone accompany Xiaoping to the funeral." Xiaomei said with a grin.

Yes, Mei is right. Since he is a celibate, he will not get so close to a girl.

"Xiaomei, let me tell you frankly, I am Xiaoping's brother-in-law." I think of another reason.

"Brother Yi?" Xiaomei is a flurry.