"In a sense, the grocery store door is not a 'door', of course it looks like a door, it feels like a door, it uses it like a door, but it's not a door, at least not an ordinary door, but an unusual door, a special door, a door without low taste. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Are you trying to stun me with a tongue twister?" Alice said coldly. Zhang Dacai's clumsy performance made her feel that she had been seriously insulted, so she glanced at Zhang Dacai contemptuously, and then opened her mouth lightly, "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, Songhua tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Supaner, smoked chicken white belly, ......"

"......" Zhang Dacai was speechless and speechless for a long time. The translation system in the grocery store is broken, right? The beautiful girl of the other world of the god code will "report the name of the dish"!

If Alice wasn't still on guard at the moment, the terminal would probably fly over and circle around her a few times to express her appreciation, but even if he didn't fly over, he still praised Alice and everyone: "It's still Jinpai, expert." ”

"I've been trained in public speaking since I was a child, and I don't know how advanced these abilities are." Alice's face was already a frost beauty, as if all the previous appearances of respect and cheerfulness were all faked. It's just that that passage makes her image a little discounted at the moment, at least that's what Zhang Dacai thinks.

Facing Alice, whose temperament is changing, Zhang Dacai is also helpless to help his forehead: "You said that you also had the nickname of 'traitorous witch', why were you frightened by the sentence 'You can't go'." “

Alice's movements in her hand did not relax in the slightest, the gem had already been accumulated, if she hadn't consciously been able to beat Zhang Dacai, it was estimated that a gem magic bullet would have been thrown on Zhang Dacai's face. She glared at Zhang Dacai coldly again: "You group of changes!" State! Hue! Feeling! The madness is all used as the opening sentence of bullying girls with 'hey, hey, hey, little lady, you can't go now', I read a lot, you can't fool me about this kind of common-sense question. ”

Alice's acting ability is still very strong, even when she is talking about that change! State! Hue! Feeling! When she was crazy about her iconic lines, she imitated a bit of a winning and obscene temperament, but Zhang Dacai only felt that she had a black line, and held her forehead and said, my God, this is still common sense! Zhang Dacai suddenly thought of the key to Alice's changing temperament, there is something wrong with this girl's worldview! This is histrionic personality disorder! Zhang Dacai looked at Alice helplessly and sighed: "What kind of things do you usually watch!" Your family doesn't care about you! ”

"It's my family who let me watch against people like you!" Alice glared at Zhang Dacai with a cross-eyebrow, as if she was upset with him slandering her family.

"Shhh Zhang Dacai gasped suddenly, and then cautiously asked tentatively, "Does your father's surname be Qiuyue'......?"

The terminal suddenly beeped and screamed, as if singing "Chicken Beep". He kept beeping, not giving Zhang Dacai a chance to finish his words, so he manually silenced Zhang Dacai before he succeeded in his death, and then slapped himself on Zhang Dacai's face, and yelled at Zhang Dacai's ear: "If you don't do something one day, you will be uncomfortable, right?" ”

Zhang Dacai knocked the terminal aside, and then scratched his head to explain to Alice (fortunately, this time it was not the source of the stalk): "Actually, that's the case." Our grocery store is a bit special, where you come in and where you leave. ”

What is this called special, there is no house that is not so good. Thinking like this, Alice couldn't help but glance at Zhang Dacai, her coquettish appearance was beautiful, and Zhang Dacai's little heart jumped suddenly: "If this is also special, then there is no house in the world that is not special." ”

Although the conversation was interrupted by Alice, Zhang Dacai showed no signs of anger at all, because unconsciously, the previous tense atmosphere was much lighter, and the scene was no longer so tense.

Alice also felt a little more relaxed, looked at Zhang Dacai who was smirking, and suddenly had more desire to speak: "Could it be that your house will not be able to run around?" ”

"That's right! You are really smart! Zhang Dacai clapped his hands so violently that Alice almost smashed the gem in her hand into Zhang Dacai's face, but Zhang Dacai was unconscious, just continued to take care of himself, "The grocery store is completely independent, and does not have the anchor coordinates in the definition of ordinary people, anyone may see the grocery store anywhere, and it is possible that no one can see it anywhere, in short, everything depends on luck." Just now, no, according to your physical time, it should have been three days ago, and three days ago, you and the five knights came in one after another because they happened to bump into this probability, and I can't guarantee that there will be no follow-up pursuers coming in, but this probability is actually very low. ”

"A 1 in 5,700,000 chance." Terminal added, "I mean the probability of any of you coming in is 1 in 5.7 million. ”

"You see, there's a 1 in 5.7 million chance of coming in." Zhang Dacai danced for a while, but a thought suddenly flashed in his mind, this probability is not very low, but he quickly threw aside the miscellaneous thoughts and continued to explain, "We can't guarantee that if you go out now, you won't face a bunch of GANK squads ambushed in the grass, but I think the probability of this incident happening is definitely higher than 1 in 5.7 million, and if you continue to stay here, you only need to wait for me to solve some problems before I can send you away safely." ”

"Say your theory again, and make it easier to understand." Alice said. Although it was an order-like tone, she had completely removed her fighting posture and sat down on the sofa.

"Actually, I think what I said earlier is fine." Zhang Dacai scratched his head, and organized his language for a while with some confusion, "Let's take an analogy, isn't there such a thing as a map switch in the game?" You've gone up a staircase, but you're switching to the second floor of the Tower of Monsters or something......"

Before Zhang Dacai could finish speaking, Alice interrupted with a frown: "What is the game?" ”

"Ugh." Zhang Dacai scratched his head again. He has only been in office for a long time, and his knowledge of grocery stores is quite limited, and it is one thing to know it himself, but it is another thing to explain it clearly to others, and Zhang Dacai is obviously not able to do this well. Zhang Dacai was also helpless, so he had to look at the terminal for help, "Why don't you explain it to her?" ”

Alice looked at the terminal curiously, and found that after Zhang Dacai finished speaking, the terminal was just suspended silently, like a normal suspended iron sheet, and there was no sign of opening after a while, Alice couldn't help but show a puzzled look. On the other end of the conversation, which Alice couldn't hear, the terminal was now very hazy.

"Want me to explain it to you? You beg me. ”

"There's a lot of work to do in the future, so hurry up!"

"Tsk, is this your attitude of begging? How can your father help you by behaving like this? ”

"Can you stop talking so much, let you explain, you can explain it quickly."

"It's sad for you to be like this."

"Dad, you're big, if you make trouble for me to put a sticker on your case!"

"You're ...... like that"

"I happen to have a beautiful sheep on me."

"Why do you carry a sticker of a beautiful sheep with you?"

"Hehe, you take care of me."

After a series of fierce confrontations, Zhang Dacai won for the time being, and at this moment, he was extremely glad that he never threw things, such as stickers that were simply given in the noodles.

The terminal shook twice to complain, but then explained to Alice: "Actually, you can think of the door of the grocery store as a teleportation magic array that refreshes at random times and places around the world, and you will be teleported to the store after stepping on it." In fact, the whole thing is that this stupid hanger who entered the creative mode for the first time accidentally played high.,Ran out of money for your journey home.,Now I'm preparing to find a way to help you earn travel expenses.,As long as you earn enough, you can go wherever you want.,But now you can only wait like this.。 ”

"Oh, I see." Alice, who has a deep understanding of magic, suddenly showed a look of understanding, and guessed what Zhang Dacai said about sending her away. She looked at Zhang Dacai, then at the terminal, then at Zhang Dacai, and then said, "How can you make me trust you?" ”