Boss Pig rushed to the side of the glasses with a brisk step, kicked him under the crotch, and scolded: "You bastard, when did you dare to play with your mobile phone in front of me, are you too idle to live, you always like to force me to be angry when you have nothing to do!" ”

The glasses wanted to send a handsome avatar of themselves to his girlfriend in the mobile phone, but before his hand clicked on the screen, the thick legs of the pig boss kicked directly to his crotch, the glasses shook his hand, and the mobile phone in his hand fell to the ground, and the echo of the dudu was like a big opera. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Whew......" He stretched out his hand and covered his lower body, and his mouth let out a scream like a pig.

The eldest apprentice gloated next to him and said, "Glasses, it's so punctual, aren't you posting photos to your girlfriend again?" ”

The glasses fell to the ground, his mouth was like a bitter melon, he looked at the gloating expression of the big apprentice, and his heart was depressed, this damn brute, where is it not good to kick, just kick my tent, this is not letting people live.

Boss Pig was very angry and picked up the mobile phone with glasses, looked at the screen of the mobile phone, and immediately thought about the aunt who had taken the glasses, and the screen of the mobile phone displayed a message from his girlfriend, which read:

Brother glasses, you are so handsome, sister, I love you to death!

The glasses replied: "Sister, you are so beautiful, and my brother loves you to death!" ”

He replied again: "Brother glasses, where are we going to open a room when we come back at night!" ”

The glasses replied, "Old place, you know! I'll work harder at night, and I'm sure you'll be killed! ”

"Woo, Brother Glasses, you are so bad, you hurt me last night, this time I am not pressed under you, I want to ride on you!" There's a message coming back there......

Boss Pig looked at it, and scolded the glasses again: "Fuck your horse, roll the sheets outside with a woman every day, sooner or later you will be ********* by a woman After leaving this sentence, Boss Pig began to explain to the apprentices about this trip to Yunnan, he said to the apprentices, this time we must be in good spirit, do it well, and when the task is completed, the boss who hired us above will reward us with a lot of money.

As soon as he heard that this was very dangerous, the big apprentice said a little sullenly: "Master, why doesn't the boss above prepare a gun for us to defend ourselves, we are going to enter the mountains this time, and it is a matter of time before we encounter fierce beasts in the mountains. ”

"It seems that what you said is true, it is indeed very dangerous to enter the mountains, and you can often encounter wild beasts in the mountains." Boss Pig is also a little worried, because this mission is very dangerous, and it is not possible to meet a beast in the mountains without a shotgun, what if the beast goes crazy and bites when it sees a living person? Boss Pig hesitated, but finally spent a lot of money to buy a few shotguns, a few self-defense pistols, and a large bag of gunpowder bullets on the black market. This time, it cost him more than 100,000 yuan to buy these self-defense preparations, and Boss Pig can be said to have taken out all his savings for the purpose of buying a few shotguns. He felt a little sorry for the money, but when he thought of the danger of this mission, Boss Pig was well-intentioned.

The apprentices had the guns that Boss Pig bought for them, all of them were shiny, and they simply packed their luggage to Yunnan and boarded a train to Yunnan.

Boss Pig sat on the front seat of the train and lowered his eyebrows, he has always been puzzled by the ancient scroll that appeared, his boss, that is, the man who just talked to him, he in order to get the secret in the scroll, he did whatever it took to find this scroll in the treasure stealing world, and he had been looking for it for decades, the scroll still did not appear in the world, but the scroll appeared in the past few days, the secret in the scroll was very tempting, and no one could resist that temptation, What's more, it is the dream of treasure thieves, once you get the scroll and know the secrets inside the scroll, then how many gold and silver treasures are waiting for you to discover in the treasure. There is no reason to give up such a good thing.

At the same time, when I arrived at the noodle shop, Uncle Seven, the iron man and the old man with black and white beards were already waiting on the side of the road, and a van was parked next to them. ”

Uncle Seven was dressed in black and wore a pair of sunglasses between his eyes, and I looked at him a bit like a blind man. Uncle Seven shook his hair, smiled at me, showed a mouthful of yellow teeth, and said with a smile: "No, I'm afraid that there will be a tail behind us to follow us, and it is safer to take a van." ”

"Hehe, it's still Seventh Brother who is smart enough to think of such a good way." The old man with the black beard patted his ass behind him, then looked at me with a smile on his face.

I looked at the appearance of the black-bearded old man pinching him, and I wanted to kick him a few times, this old immortal thing, I knew that flattery, except for being able to shoot other people's ass, I can't do anything.

Uncle Seven looked up at the sky, looked at his watch again, got up and walked into the van, he opened the door, and said to us, "It's not too early, we're leaving." ”

A few of us wanted to get on the bus, when a woman dressed in black ran out of the noodle shop, and when I looked up, it was the big red girl I had seen in the noodle shop earlier. I thought, what is she doing here?

She ran up to us like a gust of wind, and the old man with the black beard pulled down his face and said to her, "What are you doing here?" ”

The big red girl deliberately reached out and touched her chest, and I looked at the two round ones on her chest, and there was a big tent under her.

He said to us pitifully, "Are you going on a treasure hunt?" ”

After the seventh uncle heard this in the car, his face changed greatly, and he looked at the big red girl standing in front of the car window, and her hands trembled slightly.

The black-bearded old man stood in front of the big red girl, and said with a gloomy face: "How do you know that we are going to hunt for treasures." ”

The big red girl explained: "Actually, I am also an expert in treasure theft, I heard that you are going to the mountains where Yunnan and Myanmar meet, right?" ”

Uncle Xu couldn't listen to it anymore, he got out of the van in one go, grabbed the hand of the big red girl, and said with a deep face: "How do you know that we are going to Yunnan to hunt for treasures, who told you." ”

The big red girl bit her lip deliberately, he looked at Uncle Seven pitifully, pretending not to know anything, and said: "I heard it with my own ears, you people plan to go to the mountains of Yunnan to hunt for treasures, I am also an expert in treasure theft, I hope I can go with you." ”

"Hah, what an international joke!" Uncle Seven smiled and said to the big red girl: "You are a girl's family, you want to follow us to Yunnan, and you have also entered the mountains, I see that you have already entered the coffin before you reach that place." I advise you to dispel this idea this morning. ”

The big red girl insisted on going, but the seventh uncle couldn't help but lose his temper not hitting the woman, he saw the big red girl stalking and beating, he threatened her and said: "Since you insist on going, then I have nothing to stop, if something happens in that place, I can't guarantee your safety." ”

The big red girl smiled and said, "Don't worry, I can take care of myself." ”

Uncle Seven opened the car door, several of us all got into the van, I looked at the big red girl sitting next to me, I wanted to talk to him a few words, but, after the big red girl got into the van, she didn't say a word, she was a dumb person, I talked to her, but she ignored me, I wanted to ask, she still ignored, I was a little depressed, I saw a nose of ash, helplessly lit a cigarette, looked at the scenery outside.

The black-bearded old man and the white-bearded old man had not said a word since they got into the van, they were like wooden men, and the two brothers sat together as if they were statues. The hardcore is a narcissist, as soon as he gets in the car, he takes out the mirror in his backpack and comes out, he sticks his head in front of the mirror and looks at the mirror with his whole face. I looked at him dressed as neither male nor female, and he looked in the mirror, and I couldn't help but sigh a little that the love of men in this world is beautiful, and the love of women is chic......

I saw Uncle Seven driving the van and asked him, "Uncle Seven, how long will it take to reach Yunnan at this speed for us?" ”

When Uncle Seven heard this, he turned his head and said to me: "It will take about four days, if there is no traffic jam on the road, you can reach your destination in three days by driving on a highway like this." ”

I was frail since I was a child, and I often got sick, whether I took the shuttle bus or the train, I would get motion sickness. Within half a day of sitting in the van, my stomach was tumbling, my chest was dry, and my head was dizzy. I endured the headache, reached out to cover my stomach, and waited until Uncle Seven parked the van to a restaurant, quickly ran out of the van, walked to the garbage can, buried my head in the garbage can and vomited.

After spitting, he raised his head and took a sharp breath of fresh air, and then sighed: comfortable!