After thinking for a while, He Er raised his head, stared at Ya's small eyes, and replied to me very seriously: "The worst result is that after Judge Cui sends someone to catch you, let you wander in hell for eternity."

He Er said it seriously, but I smiled contemptuously in return. It's not that I'm too arrogant, but I really don't have a sense of fear for this kind of thing.

I vaguely remember what happened when I took the English level 4 exam. In order to apply for a black tour guide in the imperial capital, it was necessary to have an English level 4 certificate in your hand.

At that time, the library was my go-to place every day. I used to be young and very arrogant. Imagine what it is like for a sophomore to sit in the library with thousands of yuan in his pocket every day, facing these students who wear glasses and are dedicated to studying?

Of course, these thousands of yuan are also my entire net worth, and a large part of the reason why I came out is because I am afraid of losing them in the dormitory, because there are really too many poor people in the dormitory building where I am located; Part of the reason is that every time I buy something on campus, I take out a bill from my bulging wallet very chicly, despise everything around me, and the moment I hand it over to the cashier, my little vanity is greatly satisfied.

But one day, not long after I left the library, I realized that my wallet was missing.

I searched every corner of my dorm room, but I couldn't find my lost wallet. Then, I sat down on the cold concrete floor, trying to remember what had happened today.

I have to say that at that time, my brain was like a computer, and I could remember every trivial thing that happened every day in recent months, so I was so young. Then I remembered how many times I had gotten up to look for the books I needed during the time I was warming books in the library. Yes, that's right, when I got up, my bulging wallet was squeezed out of my trouser pocket.

I need to hurry up and get my wallet back. Thinking of this, I quickly jumped up from the ground, and my whole body rushed to the library like a chicken's blood.

It's just that where I was sitting, I couldn't see my prettier purse except for a pretty girl.

Yes, who can be stupid enough to be a living Lei Feng in this era. It was the pink grandfather Mao, who had as much as 8,000 yuan, not only the money I paid for the goods, but also all the expenses of my food, clothing, housing and transportation this semester, and even my student ID, ID card, and various bank cards, all of which were put in my wallet.

If I lose the money, I can find a way to ask the third person to borrow it, which is not the worst, but how can I reissue my ID card? If you know that you have not eased the relationship with your parents, go home and get your household registration book and then go to the local police station to reapply for your ID card, forget it! You might as well make a fake ID!

That's right, who uses the real one if there is a fake! I'm smart. I can contact the person who made the fake certificate, tell the other party my ID number, and then use my own photo, then the ID card made is not real. Anyway, in this era, phone numbers for fake certificates are flying all over the sky, and small advertisements of this nature are plastered everywhere on the streets, in toilets, and even on the walls of the public security bureau building. Some people used to jokingly call this thing: urban psoriasis. But it is this stubborn disease that has stumped the so-called invincible city management and the urban aunts wearing red armbands.

Just when I was happy that I was smart, the girl sitting in my place suddenly raised her head, stared at me for a long time, and then asked weakly, "Are you called Jia Liang?" ”

I'm sure I have nothing to do with the girl in front of me. There are three reasons, first, during school, I have a lot of poor dicks, and I won't attract the attention of any girl, which I know very well; Second, my buddies who have a strong relationship with me all call my name Jia Shu on my family tree, but not Jia Liang, the name on my ID card; Third, the girl who speaks looks very pure, a girl of this level, except for the third child, is not my turn to wait for the poor to seduce Di. Based on the above three points, I have absolutely reason to believe that the other party does not know me.

Seeing my confused and stupid look, the girl burst out laughing. The smile is so good-looking, especially the other party's two tiger teeth, all of which are exposed when he laughs, and there is a shallow dimple on his left cheek.

"This wallet is yours, right?" The girl took out my almost cracked wallet from the schoolbag she was carrying, put it on the desk, and then lightly pulled out my ID card from it, comparing it with the photo on my ID card.

The feeling of being lost and regained, it's really cool! It's like being hot and thirsty in the hot summer, and suddenly I meet a friend I haven't seen for many years driving a car and calling me to get in the car, and when I get into the car at the right temperature, the other party hands me a bottle of chilled Sprite.

I nodded my head like a chick peck, and then put on what I thought was the most stylish pose (what a fool at the time), for fear that it wouldn't look like myself in the photo.

The girl smiled and returned the wallet and the ID card in her hand to me, and while receiving the wallet, I also inadvertently touched the girl's Qianqian jade finger due to the drum of the wallet. It's slippery, it's tender, and it feels so nice in the hand.

I used to think about what I would do if the other party didn't return my wallet. There is only one conclusion: it must be rectified, and it must be rectified by any means. Soft grinding and hard bubbles, saying all the good things, coercion and temptation, and even robbing openly, it's a big deal to go to the police station to clarify the situation. I didn't expect the other party to return the wallet to me so happily.

I was so excited that if it weren't for the fact that the girl was in front of me, I would have been able to put the wallet on my mouth and kiss it fiercely to ease the decadence that had been suppressed in my heart for a long time.

And at this moment, I found that this girl in front of me is really beautiful, her body seems to be filled with dazzling light, if you put a ring on her head, it is definitely Hallelujah from the land of angels!

"That, that, thank you so much!" I was so excited that I couldn't speak, and the ghost knew that I was so poor on weekdays, and today I was so useless.

"You order a little, see if there is anything missing?" The girl reminded me carefully.

I shook my head, "No need to order, by the way, are you hungry?" "Can you give me back your wallet, is it necessary for people to steal a few of your Grandpa Mao? If that's the case, it's okay not to pay me back! As for the second half of the sentence, I was really hungry, probably because the nervousness just now consumed too many calories, and at the moment my stomach was beating desperately, reminding me that it was time to eat.

to be continued