Shen Haoxuan is a former pickle girl master, pickle girl master is a profession, not a title, Shen Haoxuan is a pickle girl master, open a class to teach people to pick up girls, each student class charges tens of thousands of yuan, the registration of otaku is still endless, Shen Haoxuan once broke the record of a month with three pickle girl crash classes, setting a record of earning 200,000 yuan a month. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The profession of pickle girl master, easy work, good salary, beautiful women around him, it stands to reason that it is impossible for anyone to give up such a good profession, but Shen Haoxuan still became a "former" pickle girl master.

Why did he quit from this line of work, it was because he was in love, that's right, a pickle girl master who has been in the middle of thousands of flowers and does not touch a leaf, a pickle girl master who is jealous of even the protagonist in the stallion novel, he is in love!

This relationship is not a heart-wrenching family ethics drama, nor is it a magnificent love magic drama, nor is it a medical romance drama like Smecta Country, this relationship is a small online relationship, Shen Haoxuan has never even seen this girl, the girl's appearance he knows is just two photos in QQ space.

is such a girl, through QQ acquaintance, acquaintance, and love, Shen Haoxuan chatted with her, confided in her about the troubles in life, complained to her about the dirty things of her peers, told her about her family's incomprehension, and even told her about the shadow of her teenage years, Shen Haoxuan gave up all the routines summarized in this life, and devoted himself to this love with all sincerity.

But one day, this woman named Mei Xing suddenly disappeared from the Internet.

It really disappeared suddenly, Mei Xing's QQ number was cancelled, all her information on the network was erased, and even the chat history in Shen Haoxuan's computer was gone, and when he woke up, Shen Haoxuan felt that he had a nightmare, and he even suspected that he was hallucinating during this time.

If it weren't for the fact that he still had a photo of the chat history in his mobile phone, Shen Haoxuan would really have to see a psychiatrist.

Mei Xing's disappearance hit Shen Haoxuan hard, and he began to be reluctant to go out, communicate with people, or even take a bath.

Shen Haoxuan began to indulge himself, he went from a 1.85, 150-pound standard handsome guy to a 200-pound fat man, junk food and junk drinks that he had never touched before, piled up in his food cabinet, Shen Haoxuan disbanded his training class, deleted all the contact information of his ex-girlfriend, and started a life of dead house.

A month has passed, and Shen Haoxuan's living status has not changed, he got up from the bed, touched his black forest-like beard, scratched his messy hair, dragged his slippers on one foot, and slowly moved to the bathroom.

According to his usual habits, Shen Haoxuan first turned on his mobile phone and entered the name 'Meixing' in the search bar, there were still some irrelevant search results on the webpage, Shen Haoxuan sighed slightly, and began to brush his teeth and wash.

Looking at the decadent man in the mirror with a haggard face, black circles and pandas, it is hard for you to imagine that a month ago, Shen Haoxuan was still the deadliest beauty hunter in Ye City, he had more women than ordinary people had come into contact with, and he lived a rich life by guiding ordinary people to pick up girls.

But now, Shen Haoxuan is an ordinary person who has fallen out of love, he brushed his teeth mechanically, sat on the toilet with his mobile phone, opened the QQ on his mobile phone, and skillfully entered Mei Xing's QQ number, the search result was "no result", Shen Haoxuan grabbed the mobile phone in a dejected manner, Mei Xing still had no news, what happened to her?

In the past month, Shen Haoxuan has simulated various situations in his mind, and he even called the police many times, if it weren't for the police officers on duty who didn't hold him accountable for his decadent appearance, he would have almost been detained for harassing the police.

Now Shen Haoxuan has only one thought in his mind, that is, he knows Mei Xing, and for this, he is willing to pay any price.

The god of luck still favors him, a young man who has played since he was a child, Shen Haoxuan's old friend Wu Jishan returned to Yecheng from Beiping, he is a well-known master in the hacker world, after learning about Shen Haoxuan's recent situation, Wu Jishan finally agreed to come to Shen Haoxuan's house tomorrow to help him find Mei Xing on the Internet.

I have to wait for another day, how difficult it is this day, Shen Haoxuan has confidence in Wu Jishan's hacking skills, but how can he survive today, Shen Haoxuan was bored and fiddled with his mobile phone, and a message suddenly popped up in QQ, and Shen Haoxuan hurriedly clicked in.

These days, he's going to be stunned.,As long as QQ pops up a message.,He has to click in immediately.,Wake up every night to see.,Is there any new QQ information.,He's afraid of missing Meixing's information.,But it's a pity.,This time it's another QQ game advertisement.。

Shen Haoxuan couldn't wait to drop the phone, but thinking about what to do if he didn't have the phone and Mei Xing couldn't contact him, Shen Haoxuan restrained this impulse, he clicked on this message boringly, ready to take a look at this game, if he could play, use it to pass the time today.

"The Tale of Love at the University of Technology"? What kind of ghost name is this, Shen Haoxuan is even more optimistic about this game, such an ordinary name, how can it attract people to download, in the name of the game now, there are no words "legend", "emperor", "tyrant", "saint", they are embarrassed to go out to meet people, such a simple and simple name, will anyone really play?

Anyway, it's boring, Shen Haoxuan still clicks to download, it looks like a love game, although Shen Haoxuan is reluctant to go out and contact people now, but it's still okay to play a love game.

Putting the phone aside, Shen Haoxuan got up from the toilet, and before he could finish wiping his buttocks, the phone dinged, and the game had been downloaded.

Shen Haoxuan's download speed at home is still clear, it seems that this game is not big, at most 300 trillion, Shen Haoxuan said in his heart: "It's another shoddy money fraud game, can the penguin platform grow snacks, if you recommend this kind of garbage game again, I will block the push of the penguin platform." ”

Now that it has been downloaded, it is idle anyway, and Shen Haoxuan is ready to see how rubbish this game is.

After being laid off from the profession of pickle girl master, Shen Haoxuan found another home on the Internet, that is, the dead house.

These dead houses that Shen Haoxuan usually looks down on, but they are surprisingly tolerant and reasonable, they pay attention to ACG, forgetting all the disputes in the world, Shen Haoxuan spent a month and finally became a prepared dead house.

But to become a qualified dead house, there are too many anime games that need to be supplemented, and the Xds and PSX that Shen Haoxuan bought online have not yet arrived, since there is a galgame, it should be regarded as an introductory practice of the dead house.

After an unsatisfactory opening CG, Shen Haoxuan entered the game, "The quality of the opening anime is so-so, as a domestic game, it can have this CG level, which can be regarded as a work of conscience." ”

Shen Haoxuan's favorability of the game has increased a little, and then officially entered the game, the game uses the form of dynamic comic strips to explain the encounter between the male protagonist and the two female protagonists, and briefly explain the character of the character, and the game jumps to the SMS interface, Shen Haoxuan can send text messages to the female No. 1 Xia Na senior sister.

This way of playing is quite novel, and Shen Haoxuan's evaluation of the game is a few points higher.

But can you really post anything? IF HE GAVE THE ANSWER THAT THE DONKEY'S LIPS WERE NOT THE HORSE'S MOUTH, SHEN HAOXUAN WOULD BE READY TO UNINSTALL THE GAME.

Just said hello, Shen Haoxuan hesitated, deleted this paragraph, thinking of the disappeared Mei Xing, Shen Haoxuan sent such a text message to Xia Na: "Senior Sister Xia Na, can time take away everything?" ”

Shen Haoxuan looked up at the roof at forty-five degrees, sad tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and sent such a brainless text message, Shen Haoxuan was also in the mood to play galgame, he was about to delete the game, but received a text message.

Shen Haoxuan opened it, and the sender was Senior Sister Xiana, only to see her reply: "Time can take everything, if not, it's just that time is not long enough." ”

Hey, it's kind of interesting, so you can also pick it up, is this Xiana senior sister a real person replying? Shen Haoxuan shook his head, he read it when he downloaded it just now, this game has more than 100,000 people downloading, such a large amount of data, if all real people were hired to reply, this company would have gone bankrupt a long time ago, and even 10086 couldn't support so many customer service staff.

Shen Haoxuan sent another lyric: "It's not easy to have someone who loves you, why don't you cherish it!" ”

Now it's no way, the phone didn't think about it for a long time, Shen Haoxuan thought proudly: "Ha, it's no way now, I'll just say, how can a program be so smart, forget it, uninstall it, the game was played to death by me." ”

Just before Shen Haoxuan was about to uninstall the game, the phone clicked again, he opened the SMS inbox, and the NPC named 'Senior Sister Xana' replied to the message.

Shen Haoxuan clicked on it and saw that it was the second half of the lyrics: "When you miss the loss, can you repent of it still be able to exchange that kind heart." ”

This is really a beep dog, this game is so powerful? The mobile phone rang twice in a row, Shen Haoxuan opened the text message, and Senior Sister Xia Na sent two more text messages: "I'm sorry, junior brother, I was presiding over the student union just now, and the text message reply was a little slower." ”

Then a text message replied: "I see that my junior brother has something sad, since he has entered the university campus, the past will pass, people must always look forward." Today, the senior sister will pick up the wind for you, and you can choose the stalls at the school gate! ”

Then the game jumped out again, and a cartoon map of the University of Technology jumped out, and eight red dots appeared on the map, and you could choose which stall to go to for an appointment, or you could choose to eat in the cafeteria.

Wow, this game is too godly, Shen Haoxuan recalled his college days, and he was moved, he chose a cheap stall, and sent a text message back to Sister Xiana: "Or I invite you sister, at six o'clock in the evening, the small SC restaurant, see you or leave." ”

After a while, Senior Sister Xia Na made an OK gesture and a smiley face, and Shen Haoxuan hurriedly clicked on the game and controlled the protagonist to walk towards the stall street outside the school.

Addicted to the game, time passed quickly, if it weren't for the reminder of the low battery of the mobile phone, Shen Haoxuan wouldn't know that it was night, Shen Haoxuan glanced at the favorability with Xia Na, "67", he rubbed his sour eyes, picked up the phone again, and thought to himself: "Play for a while, the favorability will rush to 70 and stop playing!" ”