"Wife, I'll go out. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Hu Yang pushed the small battery car and said hello to Li Mengshan and walked out, and Li Mengshan, who caught up, stuffed the car key into Hu Yang's palm and gave her stupid husband a blank look.

"Yang, on this hot day, you might as well drive."

Hu Yang scratched his squeaky nest, laughed, and said, "I'm comfortable riding a little electric donkey, and the price of oil has been rising again recently, so save some." ”

Hu Yang pushed the door and left, leaving Li Mengshan alone at home. Looking at Hu Yang's back, Li Mengshan seemed to have something in her mind that was being pulled.

"In my dreams, Yang has always been by my side, and I have Yang Zhen happiness in this life......"

Although Li Mengshan didn't know why that dream was so real, she knew that no matter the reality or the dream, Hu Yang had always accompanied her.

"Make a delicious meal and wait for Yang to come back."

Like a little daughter-in-law, Li Mengshan turned around and entered the house with a confident smile on her face.

This Hu Yang stared at the scorching sun, and rode a small electric stove to the town "suddenly". Sweat soaked the vest and shorts in a few moments.

"I go, regret it! The panties are all wet! ”

Hu Yang shouted, and had to speed up and rush to the town. When he came to the vegetable market, Hu Yang swept over, eliminated vegetables, and walked directly to the fruit area.

"Boss, how do you sell this watermelon?"

"One piece two, I'm a good melon!" The melon boss sells himself and boasts, and his eyebrows are dancing.

Hu Yang didn't speak, and after letting the system scan it, he shook his head helplessly and got up to leave.

"I said, friend, what do you mean? My melons are all good melons, what do you mean by shaking your head? ”

Hu Yang rode on the little electric donkey and said with a smile: "The melon is a good melon, but it's not the melon I want to buy!" ”

"There's something wrong with this man, right?"

Fortunately, there are few people at noon, otherwise it would be like a crowd of people in the morning, and there must be more people who are crazy Hu Yang.

In front of everyone's eyes, Hu Yang walked to the next fruit stall with a cigarette in his mouth.

Shake your head, keep shaking your head.

At this time, some people who bought vegetables became interested and wanted to see what kind of watermelon Hu Yang could buy in the end.

"Damn, do you want to pick watermelons?"

The few eliminated melon bosses glanced at Hu Yang, they have been growing melons for decades, and they are all good at picking melons. Now he is rejected by Hu Yang in person, and he can't hold face on his face.

"Why wouldn't I, I want to pick pure natural melons and raise them from dung." Hu Yang heard the other party's harsh questioning, and couldn't help but stand up and salute back.

"Damn, what do you mean, you said that our melons are not natural! Don't talk nonsense, young man! ”

Several melon bosses were in a hurry, and when Hu Yang said this, he obviously emphasized that there was a problem with their melons.

"Everyone is here to judge, this guy is looking for trouble!" Boss melon is in a hurry.

The onlookers nodded their heads and agreed: "This guy has a problem with his brain, why should he be like him?" ”

"I'm not afraid of shadows, what are you excited about, I'm just buying a watermelon." Hu Yang shrugged his shoulders and walked to the last one, not looking at them at all.

"Hey, hey, you guy! What does it mean? ”

"I said uncles, let's save some face for each other, don't really be embarrassed when the time comes!"

"Report to the owner, these companies have used a pesticide ripening agent called melon early maturity......

"Little rabbit, today we will teach you a good lesson for your parents! Let's go up together, this little cub is too annoying to talk about. Do you know how to respect the old and love the young! ”

Hu Yang was not in a hurry, lit a cigarette, and sneered, "This is what you asked for, that melon is precocious and can help you sell melons half a month early!" ”

When these melon bosses heard this, their faces turned green. They do business here all year round. Many of the onlookers also often buy vegetables and fruits here. When they heard this, they became cautious.

Now that informatization is so convenient, they have never heard of the overwhelming negative news on the Internet, and when they heard about the ripening watermelon, these people cast questioning glances at several melon bosses.

"No, not really!"

Several melon bosses couldn't take care of Hu Yang at all at this time, and they were already surrounded by the hateful gaze of onlookers.

"I'll just say how can watermelon ripen so early! It turns out that you hit the melon and ripen early! ”

"Our children are eating, you black-hearted merchants!"

……

Listening to everyone's accusations, Hu Yang turned around and walked to an old man and squatted down in front of his broken tricycle. And asked with a smile: "Grandpa, how did you sell this melon?" ”

Looking at the four strange-looking watermelons in the tricycle that can only be described as crooked melons and cracked dates, Hu Yang smiled, because this is the "good watermelon" he was looking for.

"Report to the owner, these watermelons can be regarded as pure natural, with an average integrity of 70%. The best one is eighty-five percent. ”

Hu Yang breathed a long sigh of relief, raised his head to look at the skinny old man in front of him, and raised his voice several times, "Grandpa, how do you sell watermelons?" ”

"Huh?" The old man's cloudy eyes lit up, and a smile suddenly appeared on his wrinkled face, "Ten yuan, I'll give you all these melons!" It's just ten dollars away, buy medicine for my wife, you can buy it for ten yuan! ”

When Hu Yang heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little sour in his heart. He looked at the old man in his old vest and in the scorching summer heat.

"Hey......"

Hu Yang took out ten yuan, and did not give one less point, let alone one more point.

He enthusiastically put four watermelons in the rails of Hu Yang's small battery car, and thanked Hu Yang one after another.

Although these four watermelons were really small and could be put down in the basket, Hu Yang was very happy, compared to those good watermelons that were round and big, Hu Yang got what he wanted, and also helped the old man.

While besieging those melon bosses, some people saw Hu Yang buy the old man's melons. They couldn't help but shake their heads, smacking their lips in pity, "This guy is really crazy, right, bought so many broken watermelons?" ”

"Sick, right?"

"Yes, that guy is sick, and you still believe him! What melons are precocious! You've all been lied to by him! ”

After a small turmoil, Hu Yang had already left.

When he got home, Hu Yang didn't have time to rest, so he took a shovel and shovel and went to the ground with a watermelon.

Seeing this, the village names who were resting at the bottom of the gatehouse at noon along the way grew their mouths one by one, and watched Hu Yang pass by incredulously.

"Hey, old man, am I dazzled, this sweaty doll is Yoko?"

"yes, it's Yoko?"

"Hey, Yoko, what are you going to do?"

"Plant watermelons!"

"Planting watermelons, are you crazy?" This is their first reaction, "How do you grow it?" ”

Hu Yang pointed to the four tattered watermelons in the basket, and the villagers at the bottom of the gatehouse frowned and said disdainfully: "This is called planting watermelons? Yoko, are you really crazy? Have you ever grown watermelons? Tell him about his house and bring him back! ”