"What are you worried about? Those two monsters are not some murderous masters, so there is no need to be in such a hurry, right? I asked curiously. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Of course they can't do cannibalism, but they want to turn this city into a monster den! In case the owner can't bear it and tells them the recipe of the temptation grass, guess what the result will be? "The Howling Dog heard that I was still talking nonsense, and the expression on his face became even more anxious.

"Okay, okay, I'll go with you, right?" I followed the whistling dog out the door. Before I got to the gate, I saw the old man of the neighbor wearing only a pajama, and he was hurrying to me.

"Uncle, your body is really good, isn't it cold?" I hurriedly said hello to him, as the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, not to mention that this old man is really good.

"Ah Wei, is Wang Lao Wu there with you?" The neighbor's uncle shook my shoulder excitedly when he saw that it was me and asked.

"Yes. How did you know that old Wang Ba? Did he play cards with you? I asked curiously, these two old men are not all the way at all.

"We'll talk about that later." The old man had an unnatural look on his face, "Take me to him first, I'm in a bit of a hurry." ”

I wanted him to go on his own, but when I saw that the Howling Dog didn't seem to be in such a hurry again, I simply took him back.

When I reached through my pocket, I found that I was in too much of a hurry and didn't have the keys with me. knocked on the door, Wang Lao Wu happily opened the door with a bowl of dumplings, "Why did you kid come back so soon?" ”

"Lao Wang, it's me!" The old man of the neighbor behind me came out and said hello to Wang Lao Wu.

"Damn!" Wang Lao Wu was dumbfounded, and the bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a "snap" and fell into pieces.

"I'll beat you to death." Before I could react, Wang Lao Wu pounced excitedly, grabbed the old man's collar and raised his fist to hit. Not to be outdone, the old man of the neighbor reached out and grabbed Wang Lao Wu's beard, and scratched his head and face.

The two old men just hugged each other and rolled on the ground and scuffled. Could it be that these two old guys fell in love with the same old lady when they were square dancing? Why else is there such a big feud?

The two fat men and I quickly separated the two old men, "If you have something to say, what kind of hands should you do." "Seeing the two of them sitting on the sofa panting, I couldn't breathe for a long time, and I persuaded them with good words." Wang Lao Wu, my bowl is from Jingdezhen, you have to pay for it! After saying that, I turned my head to look at my neighbor, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?" Have some dumplings? ”

"Is there any big meat with fennel?" The old man also seemed to be hungry, and asked without caring about his messy hair like a bird's nest.

When I came out with dumplings, I saw two old men staring at each other like fighting cocks, which was the rhythm of doing it again. "Whoever does anything again, I'll call the police! Don't let people celebrate the New Year? I pointed to the leaky balcony and jumped to my feet.

"Boy, do you know who he is?" Wang Lao Wu asked excitedly pointing to my nose.

"I don't know, isn't it your friend?" I shook my head.

"He is King Qin Guang!" Wang Lao Wu's words frightened me, and the enemy was around us for a long time.

"You still have the face to eat?" I stepped forward and snatched the bowl from King Qin Guang's hand.

"You wait a minute." Saying that, King Qin Guang bent down and groped under the sofa for a while, took out a small black box, and pinched it hard, and the box was pinched into pieces. "It's a bug, I put it. Okay, now you can talk casually. "Damn, I said how did the operation in the teahouse fail.

"Ah Wei, think about it, what hurtful things have I done?" King Qin Guang asked me unappreciatively.

I frowned and thought about it, this old guy really didn't seem to have done anything bad except to report to the New First Church. "I know what you're going to say, I did it to ventilate the little cubs of the New One Sect, but it's to penetrate deeper into the enemy, otherwise how do you think the intelligence in the South China Sea came from? Wang Lao Wu knew about this. ”

"! You didn't even tell me about it. Wang Lao Wu couldn't sit still all of a sudden, jumped up and pointed at King Qin Guang's nose and said.

"I've reported it! You have signed the "Report on Matters Relating to the Invasion of the Enemy's Interior". King Qin Guang stopped doing it when he heard it.

Wang Lao Wu took out the phone suspiciously, "Xiaoqian, help me check, is there a report from King Qin Guang, yes, it's the one that went inside, what did I sign?" When? Oh, oh, it's all right. ”

Wang Lao Wu looked at us and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, I drank some wine that day and forgot about it." A trace of anger flashed on King Qin Guang's face, and he raised his fist to hit someone.

"You two wait a minute." I tried my best to stop them, "You report to Wang Lao Wu?" Wang Lao Wu, who are you? ”

"He's the King of Yama!" King Qin Guang said angrily: "One day, I know how to play cards and drink, and the corpse is vegetarian!" ”

"Are you really the king of Hades?" I can't believe it, for example, who has ever seen the boss of Wanda wearing flip-flops and vests all day long, playing cards and square dancing with old men and old ladies all day long?

"Nonsense. You don't think about why your resurrection is so easy. The bull head and horse face are black and white, why do they give you face so much? Do you really think it's because of your big face? Wang Lao Wu snorted coldly and said.

"Less nonsense." I gave him a blank look, so I didn't eat him. Wang Lao Wu smiled awkwardly, turned his face, and said viciously at King Qin Guang: "Even if I misunderstand you, you can make it clear." Why do you have to be a traitor? ”

"Traitor?" As soon as King Qin Guang heard this, he stopped doing it, and while I wasn't paying attention, he jumped up and punched Wang Lao Wu's nose, "How many reports has Lao Tzu given you?" You haven't even let a fart go! ”

"Be honest with me! I warn you if you have something to say, and I will tie him up if anyone does it again. "Why do these two old guys have such a stinky temper, how old are they, and they are not afraid to twist their waists if they don't agree with each other?

"Three years ago, I found out that there was an organization called the New One Sect that was trying to destroy the underworld and break the barrier between the Three Realms. I made a report at the time, but the bureaucrats didn't react at all! I had no choice but to break into them, but instead I was indiscriminately opened by this old thing, and wanted notices were posted everywhere. King Qin Guang said angrily.

"So you retaliate by using temptation grass to plague the world?" I actually have a little sympathy for this old man, as the second person in the underworld, not only does there be a leader who can only drive backwards, but there are no people who can be used under him, and he has been persecuted by himself to solve the problem, and I won't do it if I leave it to me.