I lay on the tightrope bed, felt as if there was something in my mouth, stretched out my tongue and licked it, and a heavy fishy salty question went straight to the heavenly spirit cover. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info quickly reached out and took it down, it turned out to be his own socks, I said how did I dream of salty seawater, comrades, throwing socks kills people.

Just thinking about it, I felt a terrible pain in my thigh, so I got out of bed and turned on the light to take a closer look, and a pinch of bruises was visible. Isn't it a dream? Thinking back to the experience, I couldn't sleep anymore, so I just squirmed around in bed until dawn.

As soon as the morning dawns, I can't lie down anymore, I have to try the trick I had in yesterday's dream. Got up and kept chanting to the leftover steamed buns and pickles from yesterday on the table: "You are not steamed buns, you are not steamed buns, you are meat buns, you are meat buns." You're not pickles, you're not pickles, you're braised pork, you're braised pork. ”

The second fat rubbed his eyes and looked at me carefully for a while, then came up and touched my forehead, and said, "Don't burn." "It looks like a dream. After solving the steamed buns with pickles, Er Pang and Li Qiankun discussed whether to go to school next, and I was just about to speak when the phone rang.

"Is it Mr. Liu Wei?" An unfamiliar voice came from the other end of the line. "Who is it?" I asked politely.

"Hello Mr. Liu, I am from China Construction Bank, according to our system, you had a credit card consumption of 80,000 yuan overseas yesterday, is it your own consumption?" A man with a Hu Jian accent asked me with concern.

"It's my own consumption." I replied in a serious manner. The other party was silent for a few seconds and then said, "Hehe, you can really brag B." He hung up.

"The real-name system on the phone is really good, now scammers can call my name in one mouth, and the service is accurate one-to-one." I shrugged helplessly at Erfat.

As soon as the voice ended, the phone rang again. "Is it Mr. Liu Wei?" An unfamiliar voice came from the other end of the line again.

"I don't speculate in stocks, I don't buy funds, I don't spend overseas, and I never mail an unknown package!" I jumped to my feet and shouted at the phone.

"Mr. Liu, don't get me wrong, I just want to ask if you still want the dragon you ordered with us a few days ago?" The other end of the phone asked quietly.

I just remembered that in order to deal with the ghost, a few days ago, I specially ordered a dragon, and I had to go and get it back, who knows when I will be able to use it.

dragged Erpang and Li Qiankun to the Gongmei Processing Store, and before they entered the store, they saw two women blocking the door and arguing. I hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded: "Two eldest sisters, is there something we can't say slowly?" ”

When the two eldest sisters heard this, they scrambled to argue with each other. "Enough!" I yelled, "Whoever is fat will speak first!" Suddenly, the world fell silent.

The shopkeeper pulled me into the store with a smile on his face as if he had seen a savior. "What are these two arguing about?" I'm curious.

"It's not your dragon's fault." The boss sighed and said, "Yesterday I just sprayed the paint and put the dragon outside the door to dry, the two little girls came over, and saw that the dragon had to be bought, I said it had been sold, and the two girls didn't listen, so the two parents quarreled today to buy the dragon." Sigh to sigh, the smugness in the boss's eyes can be seen by everyone.

"That's not good, hey, you have to be honest in business." I handed my boss a cigarette. "No, I wouldn't have been able to call you today."

The boss lit a cigarette and led me to the backyard. "This is the dragon you made?" I asked incredulously.

"Uh-huh. This guy, the kid likes it, swing it into the store, and make your business prosperous. The boss smacked his cigarette hard, "It's not expensive to ask you for 5,000 yuan." By the way, what are you selling? ”

I pointed to the green cartoon "dragon" in the yard with a huge butt, a round head, bright eyes, two small claws, and a pair of small wings, and sighed, "I'm a wreath seller." Seeing that I turned around to leave, the boss was anxious, "You don't want it?" ”

I pouted the two eldest sisters who were still staring at each other at the door, and said, "Let's play with their girls." ”

"Zhang Xiaotian is easy to deal with, the question is that if they succeed in summoning the ghost, how can we fix it?" Li Qiankun looked worried.

"Let's take it one step at a time. Judging from yesterday's events, this little rabbit cub is obviously in a hurry, and it is estimated that their actions are a matter of the past two days, and now it is too late to find someone to be a dragon. "I'm a little downcast.

As soon as I returned to the community, I heard a crackling firecracker, whose family is this getting married, right? I saw Sister Zhang and a few neighbors hurriedly walking out, "There is a shopping mall in front of me that opens today, what about the discount, will you go?" "Sister Zhang asked happily when she saw me.

"What kind of mall do we big men go to?" My head shook like a rattle. "Go ahead, go play, I guess the eggs will be gone."

When Sister Zhang heard this, the speed under her feet became significantly faster, and she said to a few aunts next to her: "We have to hurry up, or something bad is really gone, by the way, I heard that there are lion and dragon dances." ”

"Dragon dance?" As soon as I heard this, I was in good spirits. It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there. I hurriedly dragged Er Fat and Li Qiankun forward.

The newly opened one is called Beiyuan Spring Supermarket. The supermarket is overcrowded in front of the supermarket, with three floors inside and three floors outside, which is crowded. Firecracker paper was all over the ground, and the smell of gunpowder still lingered in the air. In the middle of the crowd, several lions and a golden dragon rolled up and down, which was really lifelike. The second fat was about to step forward, but I stopped him: "Why don't you wait for the opening ceremony to end and then talk about borrowing dragons?" ”

It didn't take much effort for the supermarket manager and all the staff in suits to stand in front of the door.

Manager: Today the supermarket opens, welcome to all of you!

Employees shouted: Welcome! Welcome!

Manager: Thank you all for coming!

Employees shouted: Thank you! Thank!

Manager: Your customers are our God!

Employees shouted in unison: God! Oh, God!

Manager: We are fish, customers are water, and fish can't do without water!

Employees shouted in unison: boiling water! Boiled water!

The onlookers laughed, the atmosphere was warm, and they all felt that the opening ceremony was cordial and funny, and the first impression was very good, so they all rushed to the supermarket.

The manager saw that the publicity effect was good, and he wanted to strike while the iron was hot, and say a few more words.

Manager: The customer is our food and clothing parents, if the service attitude of the supermarket staff does not satisfy the parents, I will let him go!

So, the employees shouted with all their strength to the flow of people pouring into the mall: Get out! I don't care about you!