Chapter Eighty-Five: Those who like to talk to themselves are geniuses
Chapter 85
Those who like to talk to themselves are geniuses
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I was kidnapped!
I didn't do it voluntarily!
I'm going to run away! I'm going to run away! I'm going to run away!
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Looking at Tyumen coming out with a remote-controlled car in his arms, not only Kang Chu needed an explanation. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
Even Claire and Wen Qi need an explanation.....
But this guy doesn't seem to be that good at communication!
Not good at it?
Kang Chu sneered: "When you kid scolded me for being old and immortal before, you scolded me very slippery!" β
The fat man Qiuming looked down at the remote-controlled racing car in his arms in embarrassment, and said, "At that time, I was in a hurry to scold the bald mouth......"
After being completely quiet now, this kid's state at the moment is almost like an explosion! Especially when it comes to seeing beautiful women!
A capital "timid" word in his eyes! Unmistakable!
Kang Chu looked at the fat man Qiuming holding the remote control car for a long time and couldn't give a reasonable explanation, so he patted him on the shoulder helplessly: "Get in the car!" β
He ran back to the driver's seat, and a group of people set off again!
Until the trace of the zombie was detected again in the miniature radar, when Thirteen suggested that Kang Chu bypass and leave, Kang Chu chose to park!
The car stopped, and Qiu Ming looked at Kang Chu vigorously, his defensiveness against this old man was still heavy! Or at this moment, he is still thinking about when to escape, but the old man is clutching the bone spur in his hand, if he wants to leave, will he be directly killed by a flying bone spur through his head! After all, this old guy can stab all the bone spurs directly into the wall......
Obviously, the chance of survival if you escape on foot is almost zero, which is very unwise! Tyumen knows this very well!
Therefore, he temporarily suppressed his thoughts of escaping and waited for the opportunity. But at this time, the old guy actually asked to stop, and said to Claire and Wen Qi in the back seat of the car: "Let's go to the front to explore the way!" Hold on to your car, but don't lose it! β
Tyumen clearly saw that this old guy and the one named Claire were blinking!
What does that mean?
What does it mean to blink?
And what do we mean?
When Kang Chu pulled Tyumen out of the driver's seat, he finally knew that the old guy was referring to us was naturally him and himself!
Tyumen was forcibly dragged all the way to a street entrance, and when he was about to turn the corner, he turned his head and saw that the street on the left was full of zombies!
Run!
But he quickly caught Kang Chu back: "Boy! Don't be in a hurry! β
The old guy's evil smile on his face is terrifying!
Tyumen stood behind the old guy and trembled silently. Until the old fellow suddenly said strangely, "All right! Do you want to go to the left? Or do you want to go to the right? It seems better to go to the left, but I still think the right is better......"
What is this old guy doing?
Is it self-talk?
Kang Chu rolled his eyes while muttering to himself: "Let's go to the right!" I remember there was a knife shop down that street, so I might be able to find a new weapon by checking it out! β
And Qiu Ming, who was behind him, after hesitating and hesitating, finally spoke, the kind with a very small voice: "That street...... I've been... No knife shop ......"
"Really?"
After Kang Chu replied, he immediately began to talk to himself again: "How do I remember that there is? I remember there! Am I mistaken? Or has the store changed places? ......β
It's been going on and on.
Tyumen had to point in one direction, and then spoke again: "It seems that there is a hardware store in the direction of this street, and there may be knives or something in it......"
"Are you sure?"
Tyumen nodded: "I escaped from here before......"
"Good! Just believe in your son! β
Kang Chu immediately followed the direction indicated by Qiu Ming without thinking about it, and Qiu Ming looked at the old man suspiciously: "Why does this old guy like to talk to himself, is he as sick as me?" β
He followed Kang Chu, and what he didn't notice was that Kang Chu would slant at him from time to time.
[Thirteen: Sir, you shouldn't have been here before, have you? γ
[Kang Chu: Of course I haven't been here!] γ
[Thirteen: Then how did you know there was a knife shop here?] γ
[Kang Chu: Hmph! Nature is made up! Of course, it's also a routine, and there will be such a place in every post-apocalyptic city to provide some equipment for the characters and the like! Whether it's games, movies, novels, etc., it's always the same! γ
[Thirteen: ..... routine? γ
Kang Chu shook his head silently, and wanted to say to Thirteen: You kid, this plug-in itself is a routine!
Kang Chu waited, tempted to continue talking to himself, but in the end he didn't!
Because he finally waited for Tyumen, the little guy to start speaking first!
Na Qiuming looked at Kang Chu with a hesitant and doubtful look: "Uncle... You... I also like to talk to myself... Himself? β
Kang Chu deliberately made a very exaggerated expression: "Could it be that you too!" β
Qiu Ming scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "I thought I was the only one like this?" β
Kang Chu then smiled and said, "I'll go!" Then you're too narcissistic! β
Tyumen wondered: "Why narcissism?" β
Kang Chu replied very seriously: "In our hometown, only geniuses have the problem of talking to themselves!" β
Tyumen said, "Really? But in our case, only the neurotic can have the problem of talking to himself! β
"Prejudice!"
Kang Chu retorted harshly: "They are completely jealous! Jealous that we can talk even if we are alone! β
Qiu Ming looked at Kang Chu: "Do you really think so?" β
"Obviously!"
Kang Chu said: "I used to write novels? Any idea what fiction is? β
Tyumen nodded: "Hmm! Know! I especially like to watch "XX Boy", "Dragon in Jianghu", "People in Jianghu" ......"
Anyway, it's a movie similar to "Gu X-boy" after watching a series, which is easy for children, especially boys, to learn to mix society!
It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the novel's half-dime, right?
Or in this world, "Ancient X" is not a movie but a novel!
But some of the cowardly states of this fat man Qiuming are indeed very similar to the bread Da Er in "Gu X Boy", that is, a member of the Hongxing Society like the foreskin, a cowardly and fearful guy!
Logically in a fictional world...... A character like this often doesn't live long!
But why did you insert such a powerful driving skill into him and the stalk of inventing the magnetic ring?
Could it be that this Tyumen is a hidden NPC or something?
After listening to Tyuming's wordy list of the names of a bunch of movies (in this world is a novel), Kang Chu hurriedly stopped: "Anyway, your temper looks like you should be watching cartoons or comics at home!" β
Tyuming vetoed with a serious face: "I don't read comics, it's so naΓ―ve!" β
Kang Chu sneered in his heart, whether you look at it or not, at this moment you have been completely trapped by Lao Tzu's words!
O young man! You're still a Taidan village! It's too tender......