Lao Hei shook the ashes of his cigarette, "But there are always exceptions to everything, such as good human beings, but they have evolved the Great Dao, there is nothing more fucked up than this, which means that human beings are truly divided into three, six, nine and so on from now on." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I'm grassy, the avenue can hug the beauty in the bed every day, the federation also provides villas, and there is a special car to pick you up when you go out, just like that, you can live for hundreds of years, which doesn't let ordinary people live? This is simply an old youkai. ”

"Old Black, I think your words are too sour. If Miss Ben becomes a Dadaoist and makes you a follower, you will have to be happy. ”

"Xiaoxue, if you are called a Great Dao, I will divorce immediately, kneel in front of your window every day, and beg you to marry me. I am willing to be a cow and a horse every day, I will bring you a basin to wash your feet every day, and you can bring a basin of urine and feces. But the question is, who do you think you are? I still want to become a great man, I have this kind of princess dream every day, and wake up well. ”

"Sister-in-law, did you see what Lao Hei just said? Go home today and let him sleep on his knees. I'll send you today's program when I'll get back later. ”

Lao Hei extinguished the cigarette butt and threw it into the ashtray. "Your sister-in-law took the child back to her parents' house this month, and she can't see the show over there, so don't bother. Your dim sum eyes still want to calculate me. ”

Xiaoxue held her face in her hands and said, "Audience friends, Lao Hei bullied me in public, what should I do?" I protested, I wanted to increase my salary, broadcast the show live every day, and I was bullied by the old black guys. ”

Lao Hei lit another cigarette, "Okay, I'll go to Biyue Hall for dinner later, I'll treat you." ”

"Great, I'm going to have another delicious meal today. Below. Let's move on to this topic of civil science. Now that we know that most of the civil science is very miserable, why does this civil science attract the attention of the Federation? I think this is the issue that everyone wants to pay attention to. Let's start the advertising time, after the advertisement, please continue to talk about this topic. ”

Du Hui smiled: "This old black is very interesting, dare to tell the truth." ”

"There are many hosts who dare to tell the truth, dare to tell the truth, and there are few well-founded ones, but there are few more thought-provoking hosts, you wait and see, this topic, Lao Hei will definitely break the news. I haven't gotten to the point yet. ”

After the advertisement, Lao Hei's second cigarette has also been smoked.

"The root cause of this time is actually the Klan people. For the Klans, in fact, we humans don't know much about them, they are also one of the highly evolved civilization races in the universe, and their shadows can be seen not only in the Milky Way, but also in various other galaxies. Their activities in the universe are very low-key and mysterious, so to speak, they have little contact with us humans. Of course, you also know that Lao Hei Lu Ziye has a few good friends with great powers, so he knows a little bit about some information about the Klan Star people. Of course, I know very little, if you know more about the inside story of the Klan Star people, you can contact me, if the information is true, I will buy it at a high price, haha. ”

Xiao Xue smiled: "Don't keep it secret, let's talk about it, the information of the Klan Star people, most of the audience should know nothing about this civilization." ”

Lao Hei sighed, "According to the information I have received, the reason why the activities of the Klan Star people are very low-key is because the level of civilization is too high, and in the so-called understanding of the universe, it is not at the same level at all, so there is no way to communicate with us, just like humans, can you communicate with an ant?" Obviously, it can't, so the people of Klan seem to be very low-key, how can they communicate if they are not a level of civilization? They are not interested in communicating with us, just as we are not interested in communicating with an ant. ”

"People's civilization is a symbolic civilization, don't ask me what a symbolic civilization is. I don't understand this, anyway, everyone knows, the Klans are the kind of high-level existence, the mysterious high-end high-end, it is absolutely impossible to intersect with us, even if the human federal government kneels and licks, people don't bother to take care of your kind of civilization. ”

"Why did the Klans suddenly find the federal government, the inside story of this matter, I said it, it's really bloody. Listen to what happened. About half a year ago, this Minke on the Blue Star published an article titled "Ancient Civilization of the Earth, Ancient Semiotics" on the Soyer Network of the Galactic Alliance, which discussed some of the content of fortune-telling produced by human beings on the earth in ancient times, and released some of his own research on these contents. After this article was published, the commenters could be said to have few chats, and the audience friends who are qualified to go to Yasuo.com can search for this article, which is a very ordinary article, and the number of clicks is also very low, only dozens of clicks. But in the last few days, things have taken a turn for the worse, and the Klans have stumbled upon this article and are very interested in its contents, so they have made a special trip to contact the federal government to meet this person, which makes the federal government very happy! Hurry up to find someone, and it turns out that this civil science department committed suicide three months ago, and all the research materials were destroyed. Now the Federation is dumbfounded, hahahaha, laugh at me! ”

Lao Hei laughed on the other side of the screen, "I thought I had a chance to kneel and lick, but the person was gone." It's really funny, audience friends, do you think this story is funny, isn't it very bloody? Minke, who is synonymous with a silly fork, now knows that it is too late, who is the stupid fork? Everyone shouted along with my lip sync, the federal government is the stupidest! The federal government is the stupidest fork! ”

Du Hui behind the screen was stunned, I'll wipe it, it's okay, the old black is too good, right, just say that the federal government is stupid? It's a death rhythm, it's a miracle that this man has survived until now.

Sheila also laughed next to her: "Now do you know why Lao Hei is called Lao Hei?" ”

Du Hui said suspiciously: "Isn't this guy afraid of death?" ”

Sheila smiled: "This guy is very safe, the more famous, the more openly scolded like this, the safer he is, not only that, the Federation will also send special people to protect his safety, in case the old black hangs, there will be more old black, the Federation also needs citizens to have a place to release their emotions, many times, anger is not released, piled up in the heart, the outbreak is more serious, more dangerous." The Freedom Alliance is an example, so the federal government is already very experienced in dealing with this kind of thing, and it will not make the naïve mistakes of the past, so maybe the old black was deliberately cultivated by the Federation. ”

Du Hui glanced at Sheila in surprise, she was worthy of being from a big family, her knowledge was different, and ordinary people couldn't imagine so much.

Xiaoxue also raised two fingers and shushed, "Old Black, can you not be dead, do you know how many viewers are following you to shout the stupidest fork of the federal government?" A whopping 1.2 billion viewers are watching your show. You're not afraid that one day the federal government will send an agent and shoot you down. ”

Old Black brushed his hair indifferently, "Let those stupid forks come." The future of humanity is in the hands of the people, not in the hands of a government, these are the words of the Chief Federal Chairman, Manchester United States, and I hope that the top of the Federation will reflect on this sentence. ”

"According to the information I have gotten, the things that this civil science is studying have something in common with the symbolic civilization of the Klans, and the Klans will contact the Earth Federation after reading this article. Since the people of Klan are so concerned about these things, how can our federal high-level not pay attention to it, it is said that the federal government has dug up the home of this civil science and wanted to find out some hidden information from it, but unfortunately it is impossible. If I were that Minke, if I really felt that life was loveless, I would destroy all the valuable things, so why should I stay after I die? ”

"I'm actually more concerned about another question, why did this Minke commit suicide? What had happened for him to end his life? What is the environment in which he lives? How does he relate to his loved ones? What does he look like in the eyes of others? What happened to make this genius commit suicide? Behind this, what hurt him? So this channel, decided to go to Hailanxing to see for yourself, to see the environment he lives in, his former home, his family, how did all this happen? ”

Xiaoxue said: "Audience friends, next issue our program team will make a special trip to Hailanxing, it is said that the scenery there is also very good, I hope the audience and friends watch it on time, the following is the advertising time, after the advertisement, it is the last part of this program, Lao Hei's confession." ”

After a few minutes of advertising, Lao Hei lit a cigar this time, took a sharp breath, and spit out a string of smoke rings, and suddenly the studio was full of smoke, and Xiaoxue was gone, only Lao Hei was alone, and the lights in the studio were very dim.

"I have said in the previous program that my dream since I was a child is to break the three levels and become a great man, to work hard for the evolution of mankind and the status of mankind in the galaxy. When I grew up, I felt that my dreams were too naïve and naïve, and how could a person who came out of 100,000 people be himself? When I was a child, I always thought I was the protagonist, but when I grew up, I realized that I had always been a supporting role. ”

"Of course, although I didn't become a Daoist in the end, but I am also lucky compared to most human beings, I have at least become a celebrity in your eyes, although the gold content of my celebrity is a bit watery, in the eyes of real celebrities, I am nothing, but at least in terms of my background, I am also a successful person. I finally didn't have to be a supporting role all the time, and I finally became the protagonist, although this protagonist is a bit different from my dream of being a protagonist when I was a child, but I am already self-sufficient. There is a saying among the Chinese, it is called the contented person is always happy, although I am self-sufficient, but I am always unhappy when I see the news that happens every day. ”