"It's really fake, it's a lie," Chubby said, grinning.

"Even fools can see that it must be a lie! I think this old man must have wanted to fill his pocket, first lied to those who robbed the coffin that there were zombies there, and then carried the coffin back to his home, opened the coffin in the name of practice, and then took out the contents and hid it himself! Da Niu said, full of confidence.

"Seems to make sense." Xiaopang nodded, and then asked: "However, he opened the coffin and pulled out all the things inside, then, can these people do it?" ”

"What's this! Didn't you listen to the boss, didn't he just muttering that there was a zombie when there was nothing here, and as soon as the coffin was opened, it was said that the zombie jumped out of it when it was a super zombie, and there was nothing in it, didn't it confirm what he said before! It's really not good, it's okay to say that the zombies are reluctant to take away the funeral goods with those things! ”

The more Da Niu spoke, the more professional he became, and the smugness on his face was written on his face, I turned my head to look at him and looked up and down: "Eh, how do you know so clearly?" ”

"Hey, hey." Da Niu smiled, a little embarrassed to cover half of his face and whispered to me: "Didn't I tell you, my grandmother used to do this, but, my grandmother is not a lie, she really has the ability to have yin, usually it is easy to say, but when you meet the iron rooster who asks for help and doesn't like to spend money, you have to scare it."

"Holy." After hearing this, I immediately felt that the big cow was damaged, and it was really good enough to use such a damaging trick. But think about it, this is not a way, over the years, I have also met those who ask people to do things and don't like to count money, next time I do this, I will also pretend to be a ghost to scare me.

Just thinking about it, Jia Banxian'er, who directed and acted on the coffin board, was in trouble, it was obvious that this old liar underestimated the IQ of these mountain people, and seeing that he was chirping endlessly, a big man took a flat pole and poked him to the ground: "You, you, you, what are you doing!" Pretending to be a ghost! What a kid! Where the are the zombies! If you have the ability, get it out and show me! Also, he said that there was nothing in the coffin, and he wanted the coffin to carry it to your house, and if he really carried your house, there would really be nothing! You old liar! ”

The big man said, picked up the flat pole and slapped the Jia Banxian's buttocks, and kicked him aside, Jia Banxian didn't expect to meet such a stunned young man, and he was a little overwhelmed for a while.

However, this product is indeed enough to pretend, seeing that the other party is unreasonable, he pretended to be a ghost and shouted at him with a cruel smile: "Evil obstacles! What are you doing!? You know where I come from! Dare to touch this coffin! I'm going to wait for the dog's life! ”

"Go, fuck you!" The big man said, kicked at the old man, and then leaned on the coffin board and scratched his head and posed, and then said, "I touched it, what's the matter?" ”

Looking at Najia Banxian again, her face was pale, and she pointed at the other party tremblingly and didn't say a word for a long time, and later, this thing couldn't hang up, and she rolled her eyes and passed out.

Everyone gathered around, staring at him, a mouthful of salty salt water sprayed on his face before the goods woke up in a daze, I thought that the pretentious thing was over, but I didn't think about it, this thing seemed to have amnesia and asked everyone in surprise: "I, what's wrong with me?" ”

Seeing this, I couldn't help it, and I laughed when I didn't pay attention to it.

At this time, while everyone was not paying attention, the big man with the flat pole had climbed onto the coffin board, pulled the incense burner aside, and the thing pouted and lay there for a long time, and then tilted his head and glanced at the hole in the relief on the coffin board with his right eye, which was like a light bulb.

But he didn't think about it, as soon as his face was pasted, the huge golden coffin shook suddenly, and at the same time, the big man with the flat shoulder screamed and wanted to escape, but before his body could straighten up, a blue-black arm sprayed out of the coffin, with a crisp click, and immediately grabbed the man's neck and dragged it back!

it!

I never expected that there would be a sudden change at this time, I was also startled, but it was too late to rush forward, those onlookers saw it, and they were horrified, and when everyone retreated, they pushed us out of the periphery!

I saw that the big man's cheek was tightly pressed against the coffin board, as if he was going to be sucked into something, he was unwilling to hang up like this, one hand pinched an arm like a wooden stick on the top of his neck, and the other hand patted the coffin board and struggled.

This guy is really desperate, just like a person about to be hanged, his palms, knees, feet, body, every position that can touch the coffin are all banging on the coffin and making a thumping sound, but even if he is very strong, he can't get out of the blue and black arm!

"Jia Banxian'er! Help! At this time, the innkeeper jumped to his feet and yelled at Jia Banxian after running a long way.

Looking at the pretending Jia Banxian again, his feet were soft and he sat directly on the ground, he looked at the scene in front of him tremblingly, his eyes rolled, and he really fainted!

It doesn't look like it's pretending to be at the moment, and eighty percent of it is really scared.

"Get out of the way, let me be the boss!" At this time, the little fat shook the dantian and shouted, kicked over the little crumbs that arched back one by one, and pushed me up by the arm.

I have no way to be driven out of the duck on the shelf, after all, the first article of the Maoshan precept is "the opposition between good and evil, fight for life", thinking of this, I rolled and squatted on the side of a little black dog who had just been blooded by the fake half-fairy, and put a little dog blood on its neck on the fingers, kicked out of the step, and slammed outward.

With a snap, a white smoke appeared on the coffin board, and at the same time, a strange roar was born inside the coffin, and the arm in the dog's blood spot was immediately ripped out by the big man. The bamboo-like arm was thin, but extremely tough, and the bull that rushed over with the shovel did not cut it off with a single blow!

"Big bull! I got it! With a roar, Da Niu immediately understood what I was going to do, turned back, and grabbed the neck of the big man on the coffin board, revealing the arm that was clasped on the other party's neck!

"Six steps, scythe!" The mind is urging, and the wind rises under the feet.