Chapter 3 The King of Immortals Who Didn't Pursue A Snake with a Promise
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King Su and Da have gone to play together, and Zhao Chengping and a palace maid accompanied him. The description of Lutai in "The Romance of the Gods" is: the pavilions are heavy, the carved eaves are blue tiles, the pavilions are stacked, the main hall is embedded with a few kinds of pearls, the night shines brightly, the air shines, the left and right are laid with beautiful jade and good gold, brilliant and shining.
It can only be said that Xu Zhonglin is from the Ming Dynasty after all, and the houses of the brain are all from the Ming Dynasty, and this author greatly restores the painting style of Yin Shang, the platform of the mud pile, the roof of the haystack, and the jade used for decoration also look like pebbles.
Not to mention that the king of Xuan held Da Ji's hand and pointed to the comments while walking in front, Zhao Chengping looked at Xiao Ling from behind, she looked at it seriously as she walked, Zhao Chengping asked her, "How do you feel?" ”
"It's just an earthen platform, no wonder the book says that the king can joist the beam and change the column, just such a short top height, whatever is placed under the soles of the feet, you can get the beam, the roof is all grass, I think you can also hold it......"
Suddenly, a strange sound came from the wooden pillar beside him, without warning, the huge central pillar broke from it, the roof instantly lost its support, and the whole collapsed, the palace people let out a burst of exclamation, and the timid palace maid had closed her eyes, waiting for the roof to smash on herself.
The exclamation continued, but they found that the roof had stopped in mid-air and had not been smashed.
The palace people looked around, the king of Xuan standing in front and Zhao Chengping standing at the end of the team, holding Liang with both hands steadily, Xiao Ling blinked his eyes: "You have robbed half of the credit of the king of Zhou." ”
"Why don't I let go now?"
"Don't, don't, you better hold it steady, don't smash it down and stain my hair."
A craftsman had already hurried to replace the pillars, and the king patted the ashes on his hands and commanded:
"Come on, throw all the people who are responsible for supervising the repair of the deer platform and the repair of the deer platform into the basin."
"Yes."
The way the king deals with the tofu dregs project is really simple and straightforward. Xiao Ling secretly stuck out his tongue, and Zhao Chengping said in a low voice: "Ask if you are afraid." ”
"I'm a palace maid now, what are you afraid of."
The two of them were talking, but they heard the king of Xuan say: "This newly repaired platform, why did it break the central pillar, could it be that this is a bad omen, you said, after this platform is repaired, there will be immortals going down to earth, when will the gods go down to earth?" ”
"This ......," Da had hesitated, "The gods in the heavens all look up to the essence of the sun and the moon in heaven and earth, and naturally descended to the world on the night of the full moon, and today is only thirteen, and there are two days left." ”
"What about the immortals in the heavens, I am the son of heaven, and I will see them today," the king said, raising Daji's round chin, "I believe that the beauty will not disappoint me." ”
Daji bit her lower lip in embarrassment, and finally nodded: "The concubine tried her best." ”
The king smiled and shook his head: "It's not about trying, it's about doing it, you know?" ”
This conversation thundered Zhao Chengping, wait, this flavor is not right, shouldn't the king of Xuan spoil Daji to the sky, no matter what, it should be the cruel president's sweet favorite wife, why does it smell like a domineering president and a white lotus female secretary now.
Zhao Chengping peeked at Xiao Ling, her expression was still relatively calm, and he asked in a low voice, "Have you read the original book?" ”
"I've seen it, it's similar to the style of the original. Hey, haven't you read it too? ”
"Damn, I don't know which version it's looking at, it's completely different from this, I've heard that the author has revised it back and forth many times, hey, it seems that you saw the correct beginning." Zhao Chengping sighed, "Okay, what should things be like later?" ”
"Then there is normal development, the fox demons in Lutai gathered, and then a few of them crossed the thunder tribulation and split Lutai." Xiao Ling said very seriously.
it? Is this called normal development? Isn't the normal development supposed to be that the fox demons got drunk and revealed their original forms and were discovered by Bigan, who burned the fox hole with fire, which led to the famous heartless vegetable incident? Zhao Chengping's face was pale.
He wanted to ask something more, but he saw a palace man come to him and say, "The king called you." ”
Zhao Chengping walked up to the king: "What does the king command?" ”
"I can't see that you look so weak and have such arm strength." The King of the Rings exclaimed.
Zhao Chengping hurriedly said: "After practicing immortal arts, my physical strength is naturally extraordinary. ”
"If you don't know immortal arts, can you live forever?" The King asked.
The origin of the pursuit of immortality is really since ancient times, and people who live a particularly good life are always reluctant to die, and they are not afraid that the population on the earth is too large to be stuffed.
"Huh?" Seeing that Zhao Chengping didn't answer for a long time, King Xuan looked at him very unhappily.
He hurriedly replied: "Since ancient times, there is no such thing as immortality in the world, if the merit is complete, it will be like Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor who rides the dragon and soars, if it does not cultivate merit, it can also die without illness." ”
The king did not speak, held on to the railing, and looked into the distance: "The territory of my Yin Shang should not be the only one, Rong Di barbarian Yi Qiang has not been convinced, and the three seedlings and hundreds of Yue have not been leveled, only the unification of the country can concentrate human and financial resources in one place to complete the great cause." ”
The idea is very good, it is very advanced, and the young man has a future...... Zhao Chengping hadn't finished thinking about it, but he heard King Xuan say: "In this way, Kunlun Baoyu, Su Shen strong bow, Xiyi rhino bowl, beautiful women everywhere continue to enter my palace." ”
"......" Zhao Chengping swallowed back the words that he wanted to praise just now, yes, what is it to dominate the world,
At this time, the king thought at all: "If I am the green emperor in the future, the king will not be early from now on." ”
Can he still think of working for the rise of China?
Wait, what is a rhino bowl?
Zhao Chengping asked, "I wonder if Your Majesty has a pair of ivory chopsticks?" ”
"What ivory chopsticks?"
"Oh, ivory."
The King looked at him in surprise: "Sir has indeed learned immortal arts, and he knows everything. Someone just sent a pair of ivory chopsticks this morning, white and clear, really very pleasant. Aifei said that it should be accompanied by a rhino horn bowl. ”
It seems that Nuwa's excellent employee Daji has been working hard to make a bad fortune for the country, Zhao Chengping seems to see that the wheel of history has turned forward, and the battle of Muye is basically a sure thing, what should I do, try to persuade him to be a virtuous lord? Obviously, this is not realistic, the great goddess Nuwa is fanning the flames in the back.
At this time, someone stepped forward to report to the king that the big pillar had been replaced. The king of Xuan waved his sleeves: "Tonight, the immortals will descend, and there must not be a trace of omission in Lutai, so that the craftsman will check it again, and if there is a mistake again, cut it!" ”
With that, hundreds of craftsmen bowed their heads to the ground, shaking like chaff.
Zhao Chengping excused himself to look at the topography of the palace and find a place with good feng shui to accept the nectar of heaven and earth for refining medicine, and obtained the right to walk freely in the palace forbidden. So he went to the basin to see what was going on with the great serpent who spoke to him today.
On weekdays, it stinks there, and no one will take the initiative to approach, so there is no guard there, Zhao Chengping approached the basin smoothly, and the palace people who were cast down before have already become white bones, Zhao Chengping couldn't bear it in his heart, and sighed deeply.
A voice sounded in my ears again: "What are you doing here again?" The serpent hissed and spat out letters, looking at him like the eyes of a snake the size of a light bulb.
Zhao Chengping said: "I just want to know, why do you speak, why can't they?" ”
The giant snake was extraordinarily proud: "Because I was born when Pangu opened the heavens and the earth, and I have been cultivating for millions of years now. ”
"A million years is a snake...... Still in the pot. ”
Zhao Chengping's disdainful attitude angered the giant snake: "You know fart, Lao Tzu originally cultivated into a dragon body, and 10,000 years ago he held Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor to the sky, but his group of ministers and maids pulled my legs, pulled my beard, and flew into the sky with more than 70 people. ”
"It turned out to be an old driver whose license was revoked." Zhao Chengping looked at him sympathetically, "Wouldn't it be better if you shook them down?" ”
"Do you think I don't want to, shake it down, in case I fall to my death, they will go to the underworld to sue me, saying that I have reckless human life and indiscriminate killing of innocents. That crime is much heavier than overloading, first-degree murder, that's not a revocation of the license, can it directly beat me to the ground! The serpent writhed in dissatisfaction.
It turned out that this was the case, and Zhao Chengping was very sympathetic to it.
"And how did you get here?"
"It's not that the fox said that you can eat and drink here for nothing, and said that I can live here with peace of mind, who knows that she throws garbage here at every turn, every day is bloody, annoyed to death, and a lot of ghosts and ghosts are flying around here, I can't leave if I want to, sticky to my body, it's so heavy."
"Why did she feed you for nothing?"
The giant snake coiled silently: "She said that I am good-looking and wants to look at me every day." ”
"Oh, that's why you're here?"
"Yes, it's rare for someone to appreciate me so much."
"She's not human, she's a fox demon."
"It doesn't matter, the pursuit of beauty is cross-racial, I think she is also beautiful, whether it is a humanoid form or a prototype form, the bright fur, the nine tails, gently wagging behind her, not to mention how suitable."
even launched a nymphomaniac, Zhao Chengping was a little speechless, this author's brain hole is too big, don't ...... From the hidden dragon cave in "The Legend of Xianxia", a snake and a fox......
I can't talk to this snake anymore, at this time, Daji should still invite the foxes to come to Lutai for a banquet in Xuanyuan Tomb, so it is better to meet Xiao Ling.
As soon as he approached the palace where Daji lived, he heard Daji's voice: "What a bold man, he stole my things." ”
Zhao Chengping looked over and saw Xiao Ling kneeling on the ground, Daji called the warrior to come in and drag Xiao Ling out to burn, this time the game was big, Zhao Chengping broke into the gate like the wind:
"Mother stays."