"Anchor kiss one!"

"Anchor kiss one"

"Anchor kiss one!"

"Broadcast, I'm Xiao Qingqing, come on, ravage me to your heart's content!"

……

Full of barrage requests to kiss the little green snake, Li Yu slashed the heart of the well monument in front of him with one palm. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

made such a big move, and I was almost scared of and urine, and I ended up making a well monument! What is this?

Li Yu looked at the jubilant little green snake again, his eyes were full of resentment! If you weren't so earth-shattering, would I be so confident in making such a bet?

This pro-snake thing...... The concubine is not Xu Xian, the concubine can't do it!

Li Yu hesitated, but decided to discuss it with the audience, "That, we are all young people with normal sexual orientation, this little matter of pro-snake, can we discuss it again?" ”

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"Is the anchor going to cheat?"

"As the only time-traveling anchor in the universe, are you embarrassed to gamble?"

"If the anchor cheats, I won't give a reward for a month!"

"I don't tip for two months!"

"I don't tip for three months!"

"As long as the anchor doesn't die, I won't give a reward!"

……

No tipping......

This threat......

Is there a more terrifying threat to a streamer?

No!

Li Yu wilted, "Hehe, just kidding, what I just said was a joke, didn't you kiss the snake?" Small meaning, small meaning! ”

After Li Yu finished speaking, he looked at the little green snake with a depressed face, it has grown so big, the girl has never kissed it, but now she wants to kiss a snake, what is this? is willing to gamble and lose, this bet you have to do with tears.

Li Yu gritted his teeth, ruthlessly, and was ready to kiss the little green snake, but the little green snake seemed to know what Li Yu was going to do at this moment, and the snake's head frequently stretched out to the other side of the stone tablet, as if he was evading, this is if he wants to kiss but can't kiss!

Well, it's not a simple thing to kiss the snake either! If you are flicked as a disrespectful person, then you will suffer, if it is a little more tragic, you will be bitten directly, hehe, then say goodbye to this wonderful world!

It's not okay if you don't kiss, these hundreds of thousands of eyes are looking at it, and Li Yu doesn't want to do it yet.

Ruthless again, Li Yu walked around to the other side of the stele, and decided to communicate with the little green snake first, and explain the kiss first, don't be regarded as rude.

However, as soon as Li Yu arrived on the other side of the stele, the whole person was stunned, and there was no more little green snake and kissing in his eyes, and only the words on the stele were left in his eyes!

On this side of the stele, the dense regular script text, the top four characters, like a ghost axe carving, will be immersed in it at a glance.

"Basic footwork!"

This side of the stele is actually a martial arts stone carving!

Li Yu couldn't help but look at it word by word, and after a dozen words, his mind was full of illusions, and as he continued to read, countless images of himself began to run in his mind!

Li Yu, unprepared, automatically entered the state of martial arts enlightenment!

……

The martial arts of the stele were synchronized into the live broadcast interface, and the live broadcast interface instantly cleared the screen, and the audience couldn't care about Li Yu's kiss on the little green snake, only the martial arts on the stele in their eyes!

After a few seconds -

"Damn, what the hell is this basic footwork? Isn't it martial arts? Why do I get dizzy when I read a dozen words? ”

"Explain quickly, didn't you say that we can also learn martial arts? Why do you get dizzy when you read a few words? ”

"I'm rubbing, my head is illusory all my life, and I have a splitting headache, what kind of ghost martial arts is this?"

"Can you have a vision upstairs? Why do I only have dizziness? ”

"I'm better than you, I can hold on for two seconds after the illusion comes out, and if I hold on, I feel like my head is going to explode!"

"Why doesn't the anchor seem to have anything?"

", are we talking about the kind of stupid ones that Sister Xiaodie said, and we can't even understand basic martial arts?"

"Frightened frightened frightened (expression), life is not so tragic, right?"

"My IQ is not low, why am I dizzy too?"

"That's bullying, isn't it? IQ is discriminated against in the face of basic martial arts, and in the face of advanced martial arts, you can't directly hit tofu? ”

"Tears and tears (expressions), watching a live broadcast, you can feel the deep malice from this world!"

"Do I have to be enlightened for several years like Sister Xiaodie? But the anchor doesn't seem to need to be enlightened for so long! Shed tears! ”

"I just want to know now how many people don't get dizzy or have a headache after watching it!"

"Whoever doesn't speak may be ......"

", Lao Tzu doesn't speak, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have a headache, Lao Tzu just insists on trying, who knows when the anchor will finish his enlightenment?"

"Cry bitterly cry bitterly (expression)! The video has no effect at all, and today is the rhythm of dizziness. ”

"Hey, as long as you don't die, let's stick to it, if you succeed in comprehension, this life will counterattack!"

"Lao Tzu has survived the pain of cutting his belly and selling his kidneys, and Lao Tzu still doesn't believe that he can't bear this pain!"

"Numb, fight!"

……

Dizzy viewers began to prick their strands with needles, and the blood flowed and tried to see a few more words.

The viewer with a headache began to bite his hands, feet, and cloth...... Use every way you can think of to hold on a little longer.

As a result, the dizziness really fainted, the headache, the direct pain came to life, and finally the pain was lost consciousness!

At the moment, there are more than 300,000 audiences, only more than 10,000 people can insist on watching half of it, only a few hundred people can watch it completely, and only more than 30 people can form a complete martial arts image in their minds!

These more than 30 people, in the words of martial arts, are the only martial arts wizards in ten thousand!

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Time passed little by little, Li Yu finished reading all the words on the stone tablet, the figure illusion movements in his mind had been connected, his eyes were slightly closed, and he was immersed in a deeper level of martial arts comprehension!

With the continuous in-depth comprehension of martial arts, Li Yu's chest began to glow, and an illusory white jade book gradually took shape in his chest!

The little green snake has become quiet since Li Yu entered the martial arts comprehension, only a pair of sapphire eyes looked at Li Yu in a daze, and he didn't know what this strange little green snake was thinking in his head at the moment!

The sky was bright, and Li Yu, who had successfully comprehended the basic footwork, opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was a small green snake with a big tomato wrapped around his body!

I didn't sleep all night, Li Yu's spirit was full and abnormal, but he only ate a little fruit peel soaked in water for a day and a night, but his stomach was already hungry to the point of shriveling.

The little green snake was disturbed by Li Yu's stomach scream, raised his head, and looked at Li Yu with sapphire eyes in confusion.

If you don't eat again, you will probably collapse from hunger, but even if you succeed in the basic footwork, Li Yu still doesn't dare to go to the mouth of the evolved beast to pick tomatoes in person, so he can only say to the little green snake with a red face: "That, can you get me a tomato to eat?" I'm hungry! ”

The little green snake listened, nodded happily, and wrapped the tomatoes under his mouth and handed them to Li Yu.

Li Yu stretched out his head to look at the tomatoes that had been stirred into thick inside, and a drop of cold sweat dripped down his forehead, the kindness of this little green snake really didn't dare to take it, what this snake had eaten, if it was poisonous, it would be over if he ate it.

Li Yu looked up at the little green snake and asked in a consultative tone, "That, can you please pick a new one?" ”

The little green snake tilted his head and pondered for a while, nodded, threw down the tangled tomatoes, and swam to pick the tomatoes.

The little green snake soon returned, wrapped around a tomato that was bigger than the one it had eaten before!

Have you ever eaten a pot-sized tomato?

Li Yu took the little green snake tomatoes, and sighed infinitely in his heart, this has passed, and the things he eats are extraordinary!

Rubbing the tomatoes with his sleeve, Li Yu directly hugged the tomatoes and began to gnaw them.

Although this tomato has mutated, its body has been magnified dozens of times, and its skin and flesh are harder, the taste is still the same as before.

As soon as Li Yu took two bites of tomatoes, Luo Shen's voice suddenly sounded, "After the end of the world, the food has changed and has become a genius treasure, which can improve physical fitness and strengthen the body, and you must eat more in the future." ”

"In addition, after being promoted to a junior anchor, you can turn on the auction function, and you can auction these low-level genius treasures to the audience, and the income is equivalent to rewarding!"