"Boss, wait, don't jump yet!"

The mechanical servant No. 5 roared, but unfortunately he was half a second late, his brain was flooded, and Sun Yu, who was bent on obtaining the ability of a superman, plunged down from the Houhai Bridge very gorgeously. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

As a result, the embarrassing tragedy was staged, this sad guy was too excited, and completely forgot that he was carrying a big suitcase behind his back, and the big suitcase contained No. 5, which was not big, but it was quite heavy.

In order to be able to carry the big suitcase, Sun Yu, a foodie, added parallel goods, and firmly fixed the big suitcase on his back with hemp rope, but after falling into the water of Houhai, the sensational drama starring this kid was staged.

Before entering the water, Sun Yu, who has a great personality, has the momentum of a diving champion, and immediately after entering the water, he turned into a water dog that everyone wants to beat......

"See, this month's third second force in order to pursue the girl, staged a bloody diving sensational drama on the Houhai Bridge, idle and boring, pure idle egg pain show host wahaha, live broadcast to all sisters here!"

Sun Yu didn't expect that he was about to drown, and a young handsome pot pot with a vertical drop of twelve meters away from him, just where he jumped off with his front feet, holding a super large screen, super cool, super bull cottage slab bricks was broadcasting live.

This handsome pot host wahaha, in order to satisfy his idle boredom, the ratings of the super-first-class leisure program that is purely idle and painful, he started to shoot from the moment Sun Yu jumped down, and has been watching this unlucky and tragic protagonist, from the free fall movement, to the last crazy Genesis water ballet staged at the end of his life, and finally until the end.

Sun Yu must know that there is such a frenzied guy above his head, seeing that he is drowning and drowning, and he does not call the police, he is estimated to be so angry that he will return to the world from hell; However, what he didn't know was that this wahaha host was filming this boring and purely idle cross-century drama on the one hand, but he was nagging on the other hand, grandma drop, this cleaner uncle and aunt are really dedicated enough, even if you can't find a bamboo pole, how can you let this host find a few bricks and tiles to take advantage of.

Wahaha host, standing at the head of the bridge, watching the last ripples on the water disappear, still frustrated, sighing to the sky, alas, what a misfortune, God is jealous of talents, God, why didn't your old man give me a chance to beat the water dogs?

On the water, on the Houhai Bridge, it was boring, and it was so idle that it hurt when the host roared at the sky, under the water, Sun Yu's eyes widened, and he found that he could breathe underwater without his mouth and nose.

"Boss, are you dead?" No. 5 is sincere and angry Sun Yu.

"Your uncle, No. 5, you're looking forward to Lao Tzu hanging!" Sun Yu was extremely depressed......

"Uncle, I don't have an uncle, who is your uncle?" No. 5 continued to make fun of Sun Yu......

"Your uncle!"

Sun Yu was extremely speechless, and after a long time, he asked No. 5: "No. 5, I can swim around in the water like a fish now, have I transformed into a big shark?" ”

"If you're dreaming, if you're a shark, shark fin, or cod liver oil, you'll stink on the street!" The fifth continues to hit the ......

"You!"

Sun Yu was angry and died several times, and finally made up his mind to get to the point:

"Boss, tell me, where is the energy core?"

"Ulu Ulu Ulu ......"

"Boss, what do you mean!"

"Ulu Ulu Ulu ......"

Sun Yu couldn't hear the sound coming from behind him, and suddenly remembered that No. 5's energy was exhausted, and it was completely maintained by solar energy, and now that the water was getting darker and darker, it must be No. 5 that had lost its energy.

"Dilu Dilu," No. 5 made an intermittent strange sound, and just after Sun Yu opened the big suitcase, No. 5 scolded:

"Your uncle, you kid wants Lao Tzu's life, it's really a kindness of the blind Lao Tzu!"

Sun Yu had black lines all over his forehead, and it wasn't until No. 5 stopped cursing that he asked flatteringly:

"Boss Five, you are really good, you are a first-class learner of swearing, tell me where the energy core is?"

"Your uncle, you know the energy core, Lao Tzu ......"

The fifth boss cursed fiercely, and directly scolded Sun Yu and fled......

After a while, Sun Yu leaned in and asked, "Boss No. 5, have you scolded enough?" ”

"Your uncle, Lao Tzu is in the water, and he needs to be reformatted......"

After tossing until noon, the environmental protection people who came to Houhai to volunteer and pick up garbage by the water's edge were all gone, and the fifth finally returned to normal.

"Boss Five, don't you die, my sister, my underwear is ......"

"Boy, if I hang up, you'll hang up too, don't fucking howl!"

"Yes, you are the boss, and your national scolding has escalated again!"

In order to get the energy core, Sun Yu swallowed his anger, like a little daughter-in-law, that well-behaved, that obedient, it was simply a standard elite-level dogleg.

"Come on, see you kid is so obedient, tell you!" Boss No. 5 gave the highest instruction to Sun Yu, the first dog-legged child: "After you go into the water, find a way to activate the Bingfeng Frontline Login on your wrist, and I will contact you through it!" ”

"I have a login device for the front line, so doesn't that mean I can land on the front line at any time!"

"Dream your big dreams, we're illegal users, and we don't have that kind of advanced features now!"

"Hey, I despise you!"

Sun Yu finally found an opportunity to despise No. 5 once, and pulled back a game, and then this kid rushed into the back sea with a fierce man, and before long, screams, curses, and drinking water sounded like a symphony......

"Damn, his uncle, why is there a big stone under the water, knocking his uncle to death!"

Sun Yu climbed ashore from under the water and cursed non-stop......

"You kid is a pig, comparing you to a pig is an insult to a pig, it's really blind, so a big stone is out of the water, and you still lower your head and hit it up, you are really an outstanding cross-century talent!"

Sun Yu looked at the artificial rockery a few meters away, protruding more than ten meters from the water, and a little white face immediately raced Guan Gong and became Uncle Guan.

Re-choosing a good place, Sun Yu finally succeeded in entering the water this time, but it went down fast and came up faster.

"Boss Five, when did there be a water monster under Houhai?"

"Stupid, it's not that you always ignore me for your kid, the energy core has been left underwater for too long, there has been a leakage of biological energy, and the aquatic creatures in this area of water have begun to mutate, if you are dragging your feet like this, those aquatic creatures have completed the second evolution, and your dream of wearing underwear will be goodbye......"

As soon as Sun Yu heard this, it was a matter of whether he could wear underwear outside and realize his great dream of the new century, and this kid roared angrily: "Lao Tzu is here!" ”

The water splashed everywhere, a snapping turtle that didn't know to be released by that great benevolent person, and a super big catfish from Houhai, all of whom were eyeing him shortly after Sun Yu went into the water......