Aunt Qiusheng's gouache shop is just across the street from the restaurant. When did you learn?···" Liu Xuan walked into the store and heard Qiusheng asking Ren Tingting something about it, and things happened according to the plot, and Qiusheng thought that Ren Tingting was learning to do this ********? My mom taught me when I was twelve. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Ren Tingting thought Qiusheng was asking her about makeup, so she replied.

Liu Xuan knew that he couldn't let Qiusheng ask any more, so he immediately stepped forward and asked, "Qiusheng, Tingting, what are you talking about?" "Although Qiusheng's cultivation talent is not good, his ability to observe words and emotions is still good, and he immediately knows that he seems to have done something wrong when he looks at Liu Xuan's eyes.

Liu Xuan introduced to Qiusheng: "Qiusheng, this is the daughter of Master Ren who came back from the provincial capital just now, Ren Tingting." Tingting: This is my senior brother's apprentice Qiusheng. ”

Qiusheng immediately knew that he had made a mistake, he actually treated his daughter as a chicken, fortunately Liu Xuan came in time, otherwise the misunderstanding would be big, offending Master Ren, and his aunt's small shop would be unlucky.

"Brother Xuan, I just came here and haven't started picking yet?" Liu Xuan looks young and has a good temperament, Ren Tingting naturally won't shout anything about Liu Daochang. Liu Xuan didn't know much about rouge gouache, so he asked Qiusheng to accompany Ren Tingting to pick a few. After shopping, Liu Xuan took Ren Tingting back to the restaurant, and Uncle Nine also finished talking to Master Ren.

packed and brought some things to Wencai, and Liu Xuan and Uncle Jiu went back to Yizhuang. Western food is generally not used to eating this thing by Chinese, and Wencai does not understand it, but for the sake of face, he keeps saying that it is delicious and delicious.

The next day, Uncle Nine prepared things and took Liu Xuan, Wencai, and Qiusheng to the cemetery of Old Lady Ren. The cemetery of the old lady Ren is on a hill outside the county seat, and there are usually no people walking around the households. By the time Liu Xuan and the others arrived, a wooden incense table had been placed in front of the tombstone and offerings had been placed, and the people of the Ren family were already waiting on the side.

Ren Fa and Ren Tingting also came to the mountain in a bamboo sedan chair, followed by a man with oily hair and pink face and glasses, and they didn't need to think about it to know that this was the security captain Huang Wei.

Wen Cai, who was in his thirties, saw the young and beautiful Ren Tingting's eyes lit up, and her saliva was about to stay. Qiusheng patted the back of Wencai's head and said, "Don't even think about your appearance, do you see the man next to her?" That was the security captain of the county seat, the eldest young master of the Huang family. What are you fighting with others? Uncle Shi went about the same, and Uncle Shi was a talent who stayed abroad, but he was very compatible with Miss Ren. ”

Qiusheng's words suddenly knocked Wencai to the bottom, and the two of them were not comparable to themselves.

After everything was ready, Uncle Nine looked at the hour and signaled that Ren Fa could start. To break the ground, you must first worship God, under the auspices of the ninth uncle, everyone stepped forward in turn to worship the incense and worship God, after the ninth uncle worshipped the incense, he came to the tomb to watch, Ren Fa also followed.

Liu Xuan said: "Uncle Nine, this is the dragonfly point." Master Ren really found a good hole. ”

"Of course, my father came to this land with great difficulty. This coffin cannot be buried flat, it must be buried legally. Ren Fa is quite complacent about this.

Wen Cai suddenly asked, "Legal burial?" Master, what is a Dharma burial? Is it a French funeral. "Wencai doesn't know anything, I don't know where he learned that there is France.

Seeing that Wencai was embarrassed again, Uncle Nine glared at Wencai and criticized: "Wencai, the legal burial is a vertical burial, usually the master asks you to read more books, but you don't read them, and now it's a foreign appearance." ”

Ren Fa said: "Yes, that feng shui gentleman said, the ancestors are buried upright, and the descendants must be great." But I don't know why, in the past 20 years, our Ren family's business has become worse and worse. Ren Fa looked bitter, he had been running around for his family's business over the years, but the business still hadn't improved.

The tomb has been dug up, and Uncle Nine looked at the tomb and said, "I think that Mr. Feng Shui has a grudge against your Ren family, right?" Did the old lady have any holiday with him when he was alive? ”

Ren Fa said embarrassedly: "This land originally belonged to the feng shui gentleman, and my father knew that it was a good hole, so he bought it at a great price." "A good tomb is something that everyone is fighting for, and Mr. Feng Shui should not be short of money back then, and a good cave like a dragonfly water can bless his descendants, so Mr. Feng Shui naturally wants to keep it for himself. The old lady Ren bought this land with strong means, offended Mr. Feng Shui and cut off the future of his children and grandchildren, and Mr. Feng Shui naturally wanted to take revenge.

Uncle Nine said angrily: "I think you must be coerced, otherwise why would it harm you, and let you cover the ash on the top of the dragonfly point, how can this work, it should be covered with snowflakes, this is called dragonfly water, the coffin head can't touch the water, how can you order water." ”

At this time, the coffin has been raised and come out, and the workers have special tools to pull the coffin out of the soil with ropes, and then fix the flat coffin with a wooden wedge, and the coffin can be regarded as completely rising, Liu Xuan and Uncle Jiu frowned, they already felt the yin qi on the coffin.

Uncle Nine said: "Everyone, today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day, and all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five and forty-eight, who belong to chickens and cattle, will turn around and avoid them. ”

After the evasion was completed, Uncle Nine ordered the coffin to be opened. The lid of the coffin was opened, and a stream of yin qi gushed out, but it disappeared in the blink of an eye under the sunlight, and lying in the coffin was a thin old man in a clear robe, who had not decayed at all for twenty years. Liu Xuan hurriedly reminded: "Senior brother, this old lady hasn't decayed at all in 20 years, I'm afraid it's going to turn into a corpse." ”

Uncle Nine also said to Ren Fa with a serious face: "Old lady Ren is probably trapped here by Mr. Feng Shui's calculations, and she is full of resentment and is about to become a zombie." I recommend cremating right away or you'll be in big trouble. ”

Ren Fa had never seen a zombie before, and hurriedly said in disbelief: "My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, I can't do this, Uncle Nine, you can't be cremated no matter what, you can think of other ways." ”

Ren Fa refused, and Uncle Jiu had no other way to say: "Okay, let's store it in Yizhuang first, I'm thinking of a way." ”

The coffin was lifted and carried back to Yizhuang by everyone, and Uncle Jiu asked Ren Fa to go back first, while Wencai Qiusheng stayed in the cemetery to burn incense and look at the bad luck.

As soon as he returned to Yizhuang, Uncle Jiu opened the classics and inspected with Liu Xuan to see if there was any good solution. Ren Fa must not agree with the method of destroying the corpse, otherwise it would be much easier to solve. Until nightfall, Uncle Nine had no good way, and at this time, Wen Caiqiusheng came back with the burned incense. As soon as Uncle Jiu saw the incense in Qiusheng's hand, he knew that this matter was troublesome: "People are the most taboo about three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo about two short and one long." Two short and one long, there will be mourning in the family. ”

After Wen Cai asked a few retarded questions again, Liu Xuan opened the coffin and said nervously to Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, I'm afraid that the old lady Ren is going to be a corpse, and her body is beginning to be blessed, and her nails are also a foot long. ”

Uncle Nine hurriedly stepped forward to check, and the situation of the old lady Ren exceeded Uncle Jiu's expectations, and Uncle Nine ordered: "Wencai, Qiusheng, prepare pen and ink swords immediately." Wen Caiqiu usually cheated and played tricks in his life, and he didn't study well, so he was stunned and didn't know what to prepare.

Liu Xuan said: "The pen and ink sword is a red pen, black ink, a kitchen knife, a wooden sword, don't go quickly." Wen Cai Qiusheng heard this and hurriedly ran to prepare.

Uncle Nine took out a grain of glutinous rice in the rice bowl, injected the aura into it, and then ignited it in the yang fire, and then put it into the chicken blood bowl, the bowl of chicken blood was like gasoline, ignited instantly, and then poured ink, covered the gossip mirror, and took out an ink fountain to drip the black juice in the bowl into the ink fountain.

The ink bucket is a thing to ward off evil spirits, the ink bucket, the angle ruler and the bamboo ruler are left by the Lu Ban Immortal Master, and they also represent the Lu Ban Immortal Master, Lu Ban has been ranked in the Immortal Class, these things have become evil holy objects, and the ink bucket measures the righteousness of heaven and earth, there is no deviation, all yin and evil are avoided, and now Uncle Jiu took out the ink bucket, probably to let those chicken blood ink bullets on the coffin, so that the coffin can be sealed, so that the dead body inside is a corpse and there is no way to escape.

Uncle Nine called Wen Cai Qiusheng to play the coffin with chicken blood ink, and went into the back room with Liu Xuan to discuss countermeasures, before leaving, Liu Xuan specially instructed them to play the bottom plate of the coffin, in the movie, it was because Wen Cai Qiusheng ignored that the zombies got out of trouble.

Back in the back room, Liu Xuan said to Uncle Jiu: "Senior brother, it's better for us to tell the truth with Master Ren, Old Lady Ren was buried in the ground by Mr. Feng Shui's calculations and couldn't live in peace, which will cause disaster to future generations, and the first thing to do when he becomes a zombie is probably to suck Master Ren's blood and erase the last trace of humanity." The old lady Ren, whose senior brother's strength has greatly increased, is not good, and if one is not good, the entire county will be over. ”

Uncle Nine pondered for a while and said, "Okay, we are thinking of a way tonight, but we can't do what you say." ”

All night, Uncle Nine and Liu Xuan stayed in front of the coffin to think about whether there was any other way, and the completely corpse old lady Ren immediately retracted as soon as he touched the chicken blood ink line on the coffin as if he had encountered a natural enemy. However, this zombie's IQ seems to be still high, and he can't touch the coffin and keeps shaking in the coffin, but fortunately, Liu Xuan has reinforced the coffin.