Chapter 51: Such a "noble" paladin
Chapter 51: Such a "noble" paladin
Listening to Wang Qiu's lamented words, the others were also quite sad, and they felt very sorry that Knight Levi was still trapped in that backward and ignorant world, and could not come here to celebrate the feast with everyone - up to now, the mess of these time-travelers in medieval Europe has turned the historical trajectory of the Black Death era upside down, and the accumulated reward points on the "Book of Crossing" have reached more than 38,000, but there is obviously still a big distance from the 50,000 reward points required by "VR".
So, although Doraemon's debt has been paid off, it is clear that the medieval life of Knight Levi will have to continue for a while.
ββIf you're unlucky, it might be a long time.
Because, all of you traversers were thinking about how to make money before, but they basically ignored the matter of swiping points from the system.
As for how to help Levi get together 50,000 reward points next, in fact, everyone here didn't think about it at all, and naturally they couldn't come up with any ideas.
However, it seems that in order to liven up the atmosphere, Doraemon's sister Dorami also took advantage of the situation to open her mouth, only to see her raise a dumpling palm and say:
ββ¦β¦ Speaking of that Mr. Levi, I have good news about him here, do you want to hear it?"
As she spoke, Dorami took out a moving stereoscopic image from her pocket and showed it to everyone, showing a beautiful young woman in a blue and white hospital gown, lying on a snow-white hospital bed, holding her infant baby, smiling brightly-"...... At the 22nd Century Future Maternity Hospital, Mr. Levi's wife has just given birth to a sturdy son who weighs four kilograms.
ββ¦β¦ Oh, that's really good news, and it's worth a glass for all of us for this young new dad and new mom."
After listening to Dorami's revelations, Nan Lixiang raised her wine glass a little drunk, "Come and everyone drink a glass for that little life"
ββ¦β¦ Is just a cup enough, does anyone want to sing? Teacher Shizuka Jukawa, who was also a little drunk, muttered and asked, and at the same time pulled out a microphone from nowhere, "...... There seems to be an old-fashioned karaoke here. β
ββ¦β¦ I'm a musical idiot. Nan Lixiang pushed away the microphone, waved her hand and said, "...... So don't look at me ......"
Then, secretly poured a lot of sake into his cup, and now Takeshi Gangda, who was now half-awake and half-drunk, or Fat Tiger, snatched the microphone of the karaoke with a flushed face and shouted excitedly, "...... I'll start with it, how the hell should this song ordering system ......?"
Seeing this, Wang Qiu suddenly felt a sudden agitation, only to feel a chill rushing from his spine to the top of his head, and even the wine was half awakened.
Hey, the karaoke sung by the fat tiger, is this kind of cosmic-level invincible killer weapon that can slay gods and demons, and you and other mortals can listen to it?
Looking back, the others were either sluggishly drunk, or their eyes were so frightened that none of them seemed to stop the fat tiger's magic sound...... Wang Qiu touched his chin and thought for a moment, feeling that it was best for him not to come out and be this wicked person, but he was unwilling to let his ears suffer such a terrifying torture - so the thirty-six plan was the best plan, and it was better to avoid it for the time being.
ββ¦β¦ Alas, since there is such a great event, how can you not inform the main master? And children need their fathers to name them......"
Wang Qiu casually snatched the three-dimensional photos of Mrs. Li Wei and her son from the table, and then got up and opened the "Book of Travel" hanging on his waist, "...... I'm going to tell SΓΉ Levi the good news, inform him that he's become a father, and get you some genuine French wines......"
ββThen, before the first magic sound of Fat Tiger's classmates, Wang Qiu's figure disappeared from the Japanese restaurant......
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In the south of France, the petty bourgeois Provence region, the city of Avignon, the Palais des Papes, the temporary dormitory of the "paladin" Levy
Standing at the door of the dormitory, Wang Qiu put on the [Angel Suit] again, and then coughed and shouted to Li Wei, who was said to be taking a nap inside:
ββ¦β¦ Ahem Levi - Are you in there? I have good news for you."
Unexpectedly, he was answered by a high-pitched scream full of spring
ββ¦β¦ Aha"
This voice was so tactful and tortuous, so enthusiastic, as beautiful as the singing voice of a lark, Wang Qiu couldn't help but be stunned for a while.
In the next moment, he heard the sound of all sorts of things being knocked over from the room, and the angry exclamation of Knight Levi, and the prodigal screams of the woman who was full of charm and reluctance...... Wang Qiu can imagine what kind of infinite spring scene should be inside.
After another moment, many beautiful women, who were naked, rushed out of Li Wei's room with their clothes in their arms, laughing and playing, and passed by Wang Qiu, who was guarding the door. Among them, there are holy nuns wearing headscarves but naked, bewitching royal sisters with plump bodies and shaking breasts β, Jin Loli with delicate and childish appearance, and even a graceful lady wearing a golden crown and skin as white as milk
ββ¦β¦ Queen Giovanna of Naples? Wang Qiu's eyes widened in disbelief and muttered subconsciously.
ββ¦β¦ That's right, this handsome angel brother, would you be interested in coming to see my beautiful buds too? You don't have to pay."
And Queen Giovanna, the naked little widow, waved her hand at him generously, and even said this to Wang Qiu provocatively, and finally giggled and gave Wang Qiu, who was flushed, a flying kiss, and then turned around and left with her bare buttocks......
Suddenly, Wang Qiu felt like a ball of cotton was piled up on his chest, which made him seem to be a little out of breath.
- Brother Levi, we were worried that you would be lonely and lonely, but I didn't expect you to be a very happy person, and you are more comfortable than anyone else.
Well, Wang Qiu actually knows that as the so-called man has power, he becomes bad, as long as the conditions allow, how many men will not want to steal in their hearts? At present, Levi is staying in medieval Europe, where the concept of chastity is weak, or in the French kingdom, where the folk customs are the most "romantic (fornication β)", monks and nuns, nobles have lovers, and noblewomen hook up with knights have never been uncommon. With Levi's glorious title of "Paladin favored by angels", coupled with the appearance of a fairly handsome half-breed, I don't know how many ignorant girls and young women with noble status can be confused into throwing them into their arms...... According to the ethos of this era, it may be an honor and a privilege for these dissolute women to sleep with paladins
Not to mention that Levi also has a lot of modern gadgets with gorgeous and beautiful appearances, each of which can arouse the starry eyes of medieval women.
But here's the problem...... Why did such a good thing come to him cheaply, but no woman came to me?
Looking at Li Wei's comfortable appearance of hugging left and right, and boundless beauty, Wang Qiu's heart was really full of jealousy, envy and hatred
Of course, even if there were really medieval European women who recommended their pillows, Wang Qiu would probably not accept it - not to maintain the holy image of angels (there are so many things of extortion, and they can't be holy if they want to be holy), but Jukawa Shizuka and Nan Rika, the lily couple, have said it from the beginning, if Wang Qiu wants to maintain an intimate relationship with them, he can't roll the sheets with the "women outside" casually, otherwise if they get some dirty diseases from the outside, they will be infected with them, They are going to break off their friendship with Wang Qiu, who can't control the lower half of their bodies......
Instead of ten birds in the forest, it is better to hold one bird in hand, this basic truth Wang Qiu still understands, so the color heart is not so heavy.
The problem is that even if Wang Qiu is not so lustful and insect-like, but whether he can attract a woman's embrace is also related to a man's vanity, that is, a matter of face, seeing that he seems to be unattractive in the hearts of women, Wang Qiu can't help but feel a little sour in his heart.
(In fact, he pretended to be too forced, and the "angel" was too high, and most women were ashamed of themselves and didn't dare to flatter...... οΌ
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In short, when Wang Qiu, who was jealous and envious, rolled his eyes and walked into the bedroom, Li Wei had just put on his pants and was looking for shirts everywhere shirtless, "...... What the hell is going on, look at you in a hurry, Brother Wang Qiu. He muttered with displeasure.
ββ¦β¦ Alas, in fact, it's not a big deal, it's just that your sister-in-law gave birth to a son. Wang Qiu found a chair and sat down, and said calmly.
ββ¦β¦ What the? I have a son? This...... That's great, what's the name? β
Hearing this explosive good news, the Levy Knight, who was caught off guard, jumped up in surprise subconsciously, but unfortunately he fell on the bed before he could stand firmly...... Then he saw the long strips of different colors on the sheets, as well as all kinds of stains and bloodstains......
ββ¦β¦ Yes...... Hahaha, that ...... You also know that when your wife is not around, you will inevitably feel a little lonely......"
Looking at these traces of crazy happiness with a group of women just now, and looking at Wang Qiu with a straight face, Li Wei scratched his head a little embarrassed, and said with a wry smile, "...... It just so happened that these poor women had just lost their father, husband, and brother in the Black Death, and needed comfort......"
ββ¦β¦ Yes, yes, so you, the paladin, took them to bed and stripped them of their clothes, and walked around the body for 'negative distance, comfort, washing away their sins with your thing, and letting them feel the holy warmth from heaven from the deepest part of their bodies......"
Wang Qiu continued to roll his eyes and complain, "...... How so? Brother Levi, it's not that I can't understand it, I've finally crossed over, and I will definitely want to treat myself well, open a crystal palace or something to enjoy. When your wife was still there before, I was afraid that I looked at you more closely, and besides, your status was not high enough at that time, and you didn't have any favorite targets for hunting, so you looked like a good husband. Later, your wife was not around for the time being, and there was an extra paladin halo on her head, but there was Doraemon again, a guy who is said to be very disciplined, but you have to rely on the magic props of the machine qì cat in almost everything, just in case, you have to continue to hold back, and you don't dare to talk nonsense.
Now, Doraemon has also gone back to pay off his debts, and the women who take the initiative to seduce you are mountains and seas, and they are all noble, all noblewomen and young ladies, even the dignified Queen of Naples and the Countess of Provence, or your female boss are looking for you to ask for pleasure, which makes people very conquering**. And there is also a blasphemous pleasure in engaging nuns in the church, so naturally I can't stand it...... But the question is, if you touch your conscience, as soon as your wife is away, you engage in women so uncontrollably, are you worthy of the sister-in-law who gave birth to your son in the hospital? β
ββ¦β¦ So please help me keep this matter secret, okay, please count it as a once-in-a-lifetime request, Brother Wang Qiu."
Listening to Wang Qiu's resentful complaints, Li Wei immediately made a tiger landing pose with a hippie smile, knelt on the bed and kowtowed to Wang Qiu repeatedly, "...... Don't let my wife know that she has just given birth, and she must be very weak physically, and she can't be stimulated mentally......"
ββ¦β¦ Know that this will be the case and you still women? If it is a few days later, I'm afraid that even the illegitimate child and the illegitimate daughter will have to be brought out, right? β
Wang Qiu sighed, but finally let go of Levi - he was not a moralist who couldn't rub sand in his eyes after all, "...... Forget it, that's it, anyway, I'm not a private investigator hired by your wife, and I have no obligation or will to destroy your family harmony. As long as you are careful yourself, don't write these romantic stories in your diary, or collect weird souvenirs such as women's body hair, European women don't wear panties β, bras β, or even socks, and modern Japanese fetishes have no choice but to pluck their hair directly from women...... By the way, after we left, was there anything big about it? β
ββ¦β¦ Yes...... Thank you very much. After you are gone, it is very common for the Venetians to want to do a few more big business......"
-- Since Doraemon took the traverser "Angels" back to the 22nd century to repay the loan after raising all the funds, leaving only the Paladin Levi, the commander of the light pole, the Venetian's "Angel Home Delivery" paid rescue service naturally had to come to an end.
Then, as Doraemon estimated, the Venetian authorities, who had just overcome the Black Death, had already sensed the imminent food crisis that would sweep across Europe after witnessing the desolation of farmland in the countryside, and began to use their huge merchant fleets to buy staple foods such as wheat, barley, and oats, as well as shelf-stable foods such as salted fish and salted meat, and were ready to hoard Juqi for profit. Unfortunately, the results were not very good - the traditional grain-exporting countries around the Mediterranean were all the same rotting corpses, fields and ruins, and the commercial trade had largely collapsed, and even gold, silver and precious stones could not be exchanged for much food, not to mention that the Venetians had only bills of exchange, pottery and linen in their hands...... Almost all of their original gold, silver, jewelry, livestock, horses, and high-quality timber had been pawned by the traversers who were eager to raise money.
Therefore, seeing that the channels for importing grain from old customers were not smooth, the Venetians wanted to open a new source of goods, and sent people to beg Levi, wanting to use the [random door] to go to the legendary rich and rich East, and import grain from India and China to sell.
In addition, after the Black Death, the population of Europe was decimated dramatically, and it was clear that the labor force would quickly become extremely scarce. Therefore, the shrewd Venetian merchants not only planned to use the [random door] to do the grain business, but even planned to engage in human trafficking through the guΓ² [random door].
ββ¦β¦ Sincere sale of Indians on the banks of the Ganges, the best farmers in the world are affordable, hard-working, good at farm work, small meals, servile enough, rarely make trouble, is your best choice to supplement the labor force of the estate and comes with the talent of immunity to the Black Death, it is really a rare good slave in the world, the chosen slave, a born slave, buy now, buy ten get one free, buy more, the quantity is limited, first come, first served
There are three options for Indian male slaves, Indian female slaves, and Indian eunuchs, in addition to the baptism and conversion services provided to pagan slaves......"
Looking at the propaganda manuscript drafted by the great writer Boccaccio in his hand, Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel his eyelids jump, "...... However, since half of Europe's hard currency has been looted by us, what should the Venetians ask the buyer to pay for? β
ββ¦β¦ You can directly use land or tax cards to pay off debts, or buy on credit. Levi replied, "...... The Venetians take everything......"
ββ¦β¦ Okay, I'll go back and talk to you about it. Wang Qiu rubbed his temples with a headache, "...... By the way, do you have any high-quality French wines here? It would be better for the brand-name goods to ask me to bring some red wine back as a souvenir to commemorate the trip......"
ββ¦β¦ Well, speaking of which, it seems that there are not many famous wines in the Papal Palace, and the cellar storage technology of Europeans is not good these days, and the best famous wines are freshly brewed and drunk...... If you want to talk about the best brand French wine, it has to be Bordeaux wines. β
Levi frowned and touched his chin, "...... Speaking of Bordeaux...... By the way, there was one thing I almost forgot that the princess of England had just arrived in Bordeaux to marry Spain. But the bridal party was plagued by a plague in Bordeaux, so they sent a letter to me asking for help......"
After hearing this news, Wang Qiu's face changed unpredictably for a while, and finally became very eccentric.
ββ¦β¦ Ahem, if I'm not mistaken, it's still the era of the Hundred Years' War between England and France, and you're loyal to the King of France."
He stood up from his chair in some disbelief, "...... How could the princess of England ask for help from a warring enemy? β
ββ¦β¦ Enemy? This is not necessarily because nationalism had not yet emerged, and the Marigold dynasty, which ruled England, was the first to cross the sea from Normandy, and also had a large number of territories in France. So in the early days of the Hundred Years' War, the French aristocracy did not regard the English royal family as foreigners, but as 'frontier princes who had conquered England.' It is probably a bit similar to the Anxi Protectorate in the eyes of the Tang Dynasty. β
Levi leaned lazily on the windowsill and whistled back, "...... Even Edward, the King of England at this time, still speaks French as his mother tongue, and perhaps considers himself French...... Most of the battles in the Hundred Years' War were in fact out-and-out French civil wars: a French-speaking English king led a group of French lords and knights to attack another group of the same French lords and knights......"
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