73 father-in-law of the imperial dining room
After a brief listening to the situation, the gendarmerie took away the second lieutenant's wife and the child who defecated in the open. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
As for Wang Muhuo, who beat people, and the vote of the woman. According to the gendarmerie soldier Cao, he was assisted by the gendarmerie private Xiao Ning in enforcing the law, so he was beaten in vain. The shrewd ensign lady could only admit that she was unlucky.
Moreover, for the incident caused by this incident, which swept away the eldest lady's interest, this gendarmerie soldier Cao Xian bowed and apologized. Then he shivered and glanced at the slap print on the face of the lieutenant of the Imperial Guards. The gendarmerie Cao didn't dare to say anything.
Now that the shrew was arrested by the gendarmerie, the matter of Wang Laohan's tour of the old palace must continue.
The service of the old palace is very thoughtful, as long as you are willing to spend silver yuan coupons, it is no problem to sit on the dragon chair or wear a dragon robe! Moreover, this dragon robe is true!
And the eunuchs around him also have very sweet mouths, and they keep talking about auspicious New Year's greetings, which makes Wang Laohan very excited.
Wang Laohan happily hung the dragon robe in front of him, posed as an emperor in the dragon robe, and took a photo on the dragon chair. The Monkey King, who was still holding a yellow coat, also took a photo of the dragon robe and dragon chair.
Isn't it silver? Flower! Anyway, Wang Laohan, he is not short of money!
Wang Laohan even wanted Hu Xiaolu and Xiao Ning to take photos of the dragon robe, but Hu Xiaolu and Xiao Ning hurriedly waved their hands and refused.
It's okay not to take pictures, but the sweet-mouthed eunuch next to Wang Laohan recommended that Wang Laohan go to the imperial dining room to eat imperial food. made Wang Laohan very tempted.
The four girls beside Wang Laohan also drooled.
In the end, Wang Laohan decided, go to the imperial dining room and eat the imperial meal!
When they arrived at the imperial dining room, because Wang Laohan was not short of money and wanted to talk about pomp, the eunuchs also regarded Wang Laohan as a wronged man...... No, it's a big deal. The menu was reported for several minutes, what breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper, and finally asked Wang Laohan whether he ate traditional imperial meals or the imperial meals of the emperor?
As a result, Wang Laohan said in a daze that he wanted to be the emperor's imperial meal, and bought a cup of coffee and two slices of bread for dozens of oceans. The eunuch also said sweetly that this was His Majesty's lunch, and it was eaten as a snack......
Then, how can this be enough to eat?
Seeing that the four girls had eaten the bread slices and coffee with a few bites of a, Wang Laohan had no choice but to ask the eunuchs to go to the most luxurious ones.
The eunuch asked Wang Laohan if he wanted to eat in the imperial dining room or simply in private.
Wang Laohan naturally wanted the best, he had to eat in the imperial dining room, and he also had to be served by eunuchs.
The eunuch respectfully said a bunch of good things, and then said that he would let Wang Laohan wait.
After a short while, the eunuch began to line up, and then brought Wang Laohan to the upper seat and put a napkin around Wang Laohan.
Wang Laohan didn't know the rules very well, so he had to be fiddled with by the eunuchs.
Then, Wang Laohan's daughter-in-law holding the child actually sat in the queen's seat, and the four girls and shrews also sat down one by one with what kind of rules they couldn't tell.
Wang Laohan wanted to beckon Hu Xiaolu to sit beside him, but after Hu Xiaolu and the eunuchs muttered a few words, they sat down in the position of the foreign official's wife who was said to be far away from Wang Laohan.
After wrapping the napkin, the eunuchs began to line up, and dozens of "food eunuchs" waited on the side.
"Long live the Lord, the slave will give you the name of the dish, today's breakfast is: Bird's Nest Red and White Duck Eight Immortals Hot Pot Ten Dishes, Green Onion and Pepper Duck Hot Pot One Product, Stir-fried Chicken Shredded Kelp Shredded Hot Pot One Product, Shredded Mutton One Product, Steamed Duck Deer Tail Plate One Plate, Pork Saving Plate One Plate, Silver Sunflower Box Side Dish One Product, Silver Plate Side Dish Four Dishes, Bacon Meat Plate Chicken Feet One Product, Bamboo Dumpling Roll Small Steamed Bun One Product, Sun Ni Efen White Cake One Product, Snail Bun Bean Er Steamed Bun First Product, Three Gluttonous Dishes, Fruit Porridge into a Little, Big Meat Noodles One Product, **** Ten Dishes. And that's just breakfast,
Dinner is even more abundant: bird's nest chicken shredded mushroom shredded cabbage shredded with safe fruit, three fresh and one product, bird's nest duck lavender piece moon palace zi, cabbage chicken wings belly mushroom, fat chicken cabbage one product, gizzard hanger one product, Su Guan one product, rotten duck in the soup, pheasant shredded sauerkraut shredded one product, sprout leek fried deer breast silk one product, roasted meat pot, chicken shredded mutton saving plate, sacrificial pig and sheep one product, side dish one product, south side dish one product, spinach one product, hanging flower radish one product, mutton lying egg powder soup one product, radish soup one product, pheasant soup one product, A product of bait flour, a product of elephant eye chess cake and a small steamed bun, a product of folding milk skin, a product of baked sacrificial cake, a product of butter bean noodles, a product of honey, a product of Lala, and a product of japonica rice. There are 27 types in total.
After the eunuch finished reporting the name of the dish, Wang Laohan, who couldn't wait, waited to start eating.
When eating, you should also use silver plates and ivory chopsticks to check whether they are poisonous, and shout "non-toxic" before you dare to enter the mouth.
Of course, this is also what the eunuch fed Wang Laohan to eat, and Wang Laohan does not need to do it himself, and a dish must be removed after only three bites......
Such a big pomp, coupled with the eunuchs shouting one by one, made Wang Laohan's heart bloom and he couldn't think about it, until he said goodbye to the eunuchs and said goodbye to him next time after he was full. Then he was sent out of the palace gate of the old imperial palace by the eunuchs, and Wang Laohan remembered that he had spent a total of nearly 10,000 silver yuan coupons today. Moreover, the Green Goblin was still beside him, looking at him with a curious expression.
"Miss Green, are you satisfied with today's meal?" Wang Laohan said with a full hiccup.
Hu Xiaolu bowed to Wang Laohan, and then thanked Wang Laohan for his hospitality.
"Hiccup...... That, Miss Xiaolu, it's all a family, don't be polite...... "Wang Laohan has a big package."
After listening to the family's words, Hu Xiaolu's face was full of curiosity.
"Well, you're about the same age as my daughters-in-law...... Well, if only you were my daughter-in-law! Wang Laohan continued to get close, making Hu Xiaolu even more confused. Stared at Wang Laohan with wide eyes and a confused expression.
"That...... This ......" Wang Laohan was stared at by the Green Demon King, his eyes widened and he looked at it with a confused expression, and he saw that his heart was furious.
"I'm sorry, I already have someone I like in my heart." When Wang Laohan was about to collapse, Xiao Lu bowed to Wang Laohan, and then whispered this sentence.
Hearing that the Green Devil didn't mean to hurt people, Wang Laohan turned the topic away:
"That, Miss Midori, it's okay, it's okay, haha, I'...... Hehe...... That, the eunuchs in this Forbidden City are really magnificent, if only I could have a group of eunuchs waiting, hehe. But I've also heard that the eunuchs need to have a knife and a clean body, in that case, we don't have a good craftsman......"
After listening to Wang Laohan, he turned the topic away, and the Green Goblin looked at Wang Laohan with wide eyes and a puzzled expression:
"Huh? Don't you know? The eunuchs in His Majesty's palace are actually all men. ”
"What...... Man? After listening to the Green Devil's explanation, Wang Laohan was all fried.
"It can't be!" This is what Wang Laohan said.
"How can this work!"
"How dare Your Majesty do this?"
"Isn't this going to cause trouble in the backyard?"
After listening to Wang Laohan's followers complaining for a while, when everyone gossiped about why Emperor Zhengjing wanted to use men as eunuchs, Hu Xiaolu began to explain:
"My father once told me that His Majesty did not have as many wives and concubines as the royal family in this dynasty, and that the palace was not as big as the previous emperors. Plus a lot of things are left to Shashka Xiangye. Therefore, there are not so many concubines in the backyard, and there is naturally not so much demand for eunuchs to go to posts in the internal affairs office...... However, the concubines need eunuchs. But in things like the emperor's court and attending ceremonies, eunuchs also need to have a eunuch pretending to be faced. So, I don't know who came up with a good idea to use a man to wear a eunuch uniform as a eunuch! ”
After listening to Hu Xiaolu's explanation, Wang Laohan was surprised:
"How so?"
Hu Xiaolu then explained: Because there are no eunuchs, this emperor does not look like an emperor in the eyes of the people. For the sake of his own face, the emperor had to recruit eunuchs to play the role of a valet. As for becoming a eunuch, he had to go to the opera school to train the eunuch's speaking tone, and he also had to shave his beard. There are even people who go for laser hair removal surgery to burn off their beards......
"Alas...... That's it anyway. It seems that people who have to live a miserable life will live under the name of eunuch. This eunuch must be living a miserable life, he shouldn't be allowed to marry a daughter-in-law......" Wang Laohan sighed.
After listening to Wang Laohan's words, Hu Xiaolu looked incomprehensible again:
"No, eunuchs are just not allowed to take concubines, but they can marry wives. Because in the Zhengjing Dynasty, only yellow and red belts are qualified to be eunuchs, and there is not only one eunuch in this dynasty, but also a eunuch with four open qi......"
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"Sneeze ......" Xiao Shunzi sneezed beside the puppet emperor.
"Huh?" The puppet emperor, who was lying on the couch with his eyes closed and smoking a hookah, snorted unhappily.
"The slave should die, the slave is out of honor in front of the king...... Hooray, it's getting cold...... Extra layers of clothing. Xiao Shunzi, who was holding the whip, said.
The puppet emperor put the cigarette holder in the tray and opened his eyes to look at Xiao Shunzi.
"It's not that it's cold, it's someone talking about you behind your back, right?"
"Yo, long live the lord, who can talk about the minion?" Xiao Shunzi, who had a yellow belt wrapped around his waist, said respectfully.
"Perhaps, the people of the Mintian family in the south have the heart to talk about you, look at you, all the eunuchs are yellow and red belts, and there are also Baylor-level eunuchs, grandfather-level eunuchs and general-level eunuchs. Standing outside, this spirit is also much stronger than the eunuchs in the south, isn't it? The puppet emperor quipped.
"Ouch, Long Live Lord, isn't this slave cowardly, he can't lift a knife to kill the enemy for Long Live Lord. I can only wait for the Long Live Lord by his side......" Xiao Shunzidui, who had a python embroidered on his eunuch suit, said with a smile.
"It's sweet in your mouth!" The puppet emperor quipped, "What's new lately?" ”
"His Majesty's order for the widespread installation of vending machines in the direct territories has been implemented. Xinjing, Shengjing, and Lushun are all laying a large number of vending machines. ”
"Well, well, in the future, as long as there are coins, most commodity transactions can be done. This frees up a lot of labor to do other things...... Well, by the way, what about the rest of the place? Did Wang Mulin of Dongzhou have any fools? "The puppet emperor suddenly became interested.
"Your Majesty, that Wang Laohan is now running for official positions in Shengjing, and I hope that the Imperial Association Army will send troops to help him defeat the other troops of the Mulin Army, so that Wang Laohan can regain his rights by himself."
"Hehe, the characteristic of the Eastern District is that whoever has the big fist is reasonable. Why did our Imperial Allied Army help him? Last time, I was given the most handsome military rank, and I haven't found him yet...... Besides, did Wang Laohan give money? If you don't give money, why do you let my courtiers give him their lives? What else? The puppet emperor said disdainfully.
"Units of other parts of the Woods Army are now selling weapons in large quantities to the Red Guards. It is said that the Red Guards in Jiangbei bought a large number of weapons in order to prevent the Soviets from injuring people in the northern area of Dongzhou. Xiao Shunzi continued to report.
"Hmph, old thief Amur, you still want to lay a nail in my territory. Luckily, I sent Lieutenant Kuzma as an anti-undercover agent for the Amur thief. Xiao Shunzi, is there any movement on the side of the 15 people sent by the old Amur thief? Is there any news from Lieutenant Kuzma. ”
"Your Majesty, according to the report of Lieutenant Kuzma. Those 15 people took in Dongfang Youxuan, the female spy who poisoned Wang Mulin in the legend, and Huang Doudou, a spy in the south. ”
"What? What the hell is Dongfang Youxuan? ”
"This is the name of the suspected Soviet female spy, the surname of the repetition."
"Oh...... Poison the inside! Is there such a thing? When did the Soviets have such an IQ? Forced to poison? If it is a rumor that Wang Mulin was killed by flying a plane and tank, I still believe it...... Oh, how is that southern spy Huang Doudou now, has he been handed over to the Imperial Allied Army for trial......" The puppet emperor sneered.
"Your Majesty, now that spy Huang Doudou has fled to the Eastern District overnight......"
"Huh? He is worthy of being a professional spy, and he can actually escape from the prison of the Red Guards and the KGB! ”
"Your Majesty, should we send a sticky pole ......?" asked Junko.
"It doesn't matter, it's just a clown...... There is no threat to a spy who has already been exposed. Well, has there been any progress in the investigation of the dog raising green, and the new agent from the Kamchatka bureau will not have any surprises, right? The puppet emperor quipped.
"Your Majesty, now the Kamchatka investigators have infiltrated the RB. And he has already made friends with a local and is lurking in the city where Inu-green lives to investigate......"
"Good! It is worthy of being born in the KGB. Probe, report again, there is new news to inform me in time......" The puppet emperor picked up the cigarette holder and swallowed the clouds again.