Xiao Wu and the two sat here for a long time, and halfway through Xiao Wu explained the current situation to Haitang again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huh?" Haitang looked confused, "You said the two of us are in a dream now?" In my dreams? ”

"Yes!" Xiao Wu nodded.

"Then how are we going to get out?" Begonia asked.

"Have you ever played a game?" Xiao Wu said angrily: "Of course, you have to defeat the boss to get out." ”

"It's the group just now... The group of female ghosts? ”

"It's not!" Xiao Wu shook his head, "Those things are all minions, and the real big boss is probably looking at the two of us laughing at which corner." ”

"What then?" Haitang suddenly panicked, "Then what if he doesn't come out all the time?" ”

Xiao Wu swept her body fiercely, and said, "You'd better pray that this thing can come out and fight with me, otherwise Wan'er will find out that something is wrong after a while, and wake me up with a slap, and you have to go to the Qinglou to be a special service officer for a while." ”

When Haitang heard this, his face turned pale suddenly, and he hurriedly said: "Then let's go and find the boss." ”

Xiao Wu snorted coldly, "This Wang Balamb is obviously playing hide and seek with the two of us, otherwise he would have come out a long time ago, but he didn't expect to die once, and he is still a ghost who is afraid of death, hum!" ”

As soon as Xiao Wu's words fell, a whirlwind suddenly blew in front of the two, and then a handsome scholar appeared in front of Xiao Wu and smiled softly.

"Young man!" The person who came was a scholar among the five ghosts, and at this time he was holding a folding fan in his hand, neatly organized, and smiled at Xiao Wu: "I'm all dead, so you don't have to say that about me." ”

Xiao Wu was startled, quickly stood up, snorted, and said: "If the evil door is crooked, it will pretend to be a god and a ghost, and have the ability to fight to the death with the little master." ”

"Young man, you're so cute." The scholar smiled, "If I were an upright person, I would have gone to Yin Si to report a long time ago, and what are I still talking to you here?" ”

Xiao Wu was stunned when he heard this, "You ......"

The scholar closed the folding fan, and the smile on his face seemed to have remained unchanged for thousands of years, "Young man, I admire your courage, I let the sisters play with you for a while?" Immediately, with a clap of hands, the disappeared female ghost reappeared, but this time it was the same as ordinary people, and there was no long tongue, white eyes or anything, not even a piece of clothing, black pressure, and smiling and rushing towards Xiao Wu.

"Guest officer, the slave family is here to serve you~"

Xiao Wu's nosebleed almost came out, and he said in his heart, where did this old ghost come from, how many years have he been dead, can he be serious, which virgin can stand so many naked women, just like he entered the women's bathhouse, it is full of white flesh at a glance, not to mention anything else, if you are caught, the bone marrow can be squeezed dry for you.

"Ahh You bastard, shameless, shameless, and have the ability to shake your milk in a dignified manner, ahhhh Dangling your jet-black hair, ahh Dangling... your grandma, anyway, if you have the ability, come and fight me to the death. ”

Xiao Wu has never seen so many women in his life, and now Hulala has made him a bunch of women who want to have breasts and ass, and they want to fuck him, and he almost can't hold it, and he aims at the body of the group of women while saying cruel words, so he turned his head and saw that Begonia was scared by this group of women, and he didn't listen to what he said, so he put his mind at ease.

"These women aren't going to me, are they?" Begonia tightened her clothes, "I'm a woman!" ”

"They are eaten by both men and women~" The scholar seemed to understand Begonia's thoughts, "And you are so beautiful, even I can't hold it." ”

When Haitang heard this, his face suddenly turned red, and his eyes were blurred when he looked at the scholar, as if he had drunk too much, and took a step in the direction of the scholar.

"Holy!" Xiao Wu roared angrily, and slapped Haitang in the face, "Don't be a nymphomaniac!" Don't look him in the eye. ”

This slap directly woke up Begonia, she was stunned, and then looked in the direction of the scholar, but found that his eyes were glowing pink, and she was dizzy after just looking at it, and she couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly turned her head away.

"Young man, good eyesight, he must also be a famous queen, right?"

"I'm your father!" Xiao Wu gasped, his whole body flashed with golden light, and he was furious at the female ghosts that kept coming.

The scholar snorted softly, "Young man, didn't your parents teach you what self-cultivation is?" With a wave of her hand, many female ghosts immediately changed their faces, and then changed into the appearance of long tongues and white eyes, and flew up with strange screams.

Xiao Wu looked at it, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, God knows what Xiao Wu experienced just now, punched out, and the group of female ghosts fell to the ground delicately, "Oops, oops", Xiao Wu's heart was itchy, how could there be a joy now, a punch out, plasma flying, fists to the flesh!

"Thief!" The rise of Xiao Wuda, pointing at the scholar with one hand, "Daddy will teach you to be a new person in a while." ”

The scholar frowned, he had dealt with many Heavenly Masters, but none of them were as unqualified as Xiao Wu, and he could make up enough for an eight-hundred-word essay written with a foul mouth.

"I think if it weren't for your father, I couldn't hold it, and I gave birth to you in the budding rice field with your wild mother, and you still don't know where I am!" Xiao Wu was scolding, but he didn't want this scholar to seem to be impatient, so he flashed in front of Xiao Wu at once, and waved his hand, Xiao Wu only felt a strong force, and the wind was whirring in his ears, and he fell to the ground with a "snap", and almost didn't faint.

"Young man, it seems that your tutor is really not very good, then I will teach you what quality is."

The scholar's face changed, and the yin qi all over his body rose to the sky, Xiao Wuyi raised his head, and said in his heart My mother, this yin qi is like a special optimus pillar, at least ten people are surrounded by so thick, and the thick inside can't see the scholar's face clearly.

Xiao Wu secretly complained, and said in his heart, I was looking for a thrill in a nightclub, but I didn't find it, not to mention, in addition to a night of zombie ghosts, I finally encountered such a thing, but it cost me my life.

Thinking that there were four more outside of such a cow B, Xiao Wu was about to cry.

"Bragging B costs people's lives! I'll never brag about B again."

When the begonia on the other end saw it, he was directly scared and cried, this scholar is the same as a special superman, and he is also teleported, who can kill him, Xiao Wu was a majestic female ghost before, and now people will fan him with a slap, and he can't get up when he lies there.

Xiao Wu was lying there, knowing that it would be over if he didn't get up, this thing was obviously waiting for me to use the big move, and then directly gave me the big move to snuff it out and then send me to the West Heaven, stood up with difficulty at the moment, and yelled at Haitang: "Don't cry!" I'm dying here, there's a little Taoist priest out there, and you can't die, at most... At most, you will go to the Qinglou for a few more years, anyway, after you wake up, let the little Taoist beat you with a stick, and it is estimated that you will lose your memory. ”

When Haitang heard this, she cried even more, which innocent little girl is willing to go to Qinglou, and she will work for a few more years, and I don't even receive a salary, so it's good to call it a few years of white work.

Xiao Wu didn't care about her, he still felt that his lines were very sad, his face was full of revolutionary martyrs, at this moment, he remembered Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Liu Hulan and many revolutionary martyrs in books.

"Thief!" Xiao Wu pointed to the scholar in the white pillar with his hand, "Your fifth grandfather will let you see what heroic spirit is today." ”

The scholar snorted, not believing the integrity in Xiao Wu's mouth at all, but was a little interested in his surname, and asked, "Your surname is Long?" ”

Xiao Wu didn't answer, raised his hands high to the sky, and began to chant the mantra, "Heaven and earth are turbulent, all the ways are kings, ghosts and things in the ten directions, all for me, there is Qiankun jade at home, can call ghosts and gods to descend, count the four hundred and eighty temples in the south in the future, and count the laser guns in the future spaceship ......"

It turned out that Xiao Wu's integrity was just a matter of a moment, and he regretted it after he finished speaking, and said in his heart, I think what Huang Jiguang and Liu Hulan are doing, I haven't lived enough, be a fart martyr, not to mention just to save the life of a capitalist cancer who has only met once? If you want to sacrifice, you will also sacrifice for the sake of the new socialist countryside!

Thinking like this, he naturally didn't prepare to magnify the move, so he was full of nonsense, and even made up the special spaceship laser gun.

When the scholar on the other end heard it, what the hell is this, what the hell is a laser gun? Seriously?

When Haitang heard it, the crying was called a ruckus, and he said in his heart, where did this Long Wu come from to tease B, when is this, if there is a trick, make it quickly.

In fact, it's no wonder that Xiao Wu, he is at the end of the crane, and it is already the limit to be able to come up with so many in a hurry, but he made it up for a while, and the amount of words in his head was not high, and he was in a hurry, so he was stuck, and he couldn't speak for a long time, his face was flushed, and the scholar at the other end thought that this product was finally going to enlarge the move, and he couldn't help but concentrate.

Xiao Wu held back for a while, and suddenly raised his head.

"Two... The apes on both sides of the strait couldn't stop crying, a... One... A sprig of red apricot out of the wall? ”