Nima, after listening to Lao Cao's shout, my first reaction was not excitement, but abnormal entanglement. Do you know what it means to hide people's eyes and ears? Do you know what it means to do it secretly? You're afraid that your aunt and Xiaoyuer won't hear it, right, and I don't have seventy or eighty, as for shouting so much!

"Eh, please wait outside, Auntie, after I'm done dealing with it here, I'll call everyone in." I really can't make up any other reason to get by.

"Isn't my son awake yet?" My aunt secretly glanced inside the door, and then asked me.

"Trust me, I'll be awake soon!" I have a basis for saying this, because I can still see the soul of my aunt's son at the door, so to speak, Lao Cao's method is feasible, that is, I don't know what evil objects are in the house, preventing this buddy's soul from returning to his body.

Thinking of this, I really can't wait to slap myself and Lao Cao in the big mouths. The soul can't get in, we won't carry that buddy's body out, we have to be stupid to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find evil objects, these Nima are not two biaozi!

Because I thought of a way, I was relaxed at the moment. So ignoring Lao Cao's loud shout, he walked into the door slowly, and closed the door casually, Wang Lili, who was angry, stomped her feet because she didn't know what was going on inside, little master, I'm happy, quack!

"What are you doing?" Lao Cao urged me to hurry up, and then from behind the back of the sofa, he took out a dirty picture frame and asked me, "What do you see here?" ”

Mom, it's not Tang Bohu's chick eating Mitu, you're excited! I lit a cigarette very leisurely, took a puff with great enjoyment, lifted the glasses on the bridge of my nose, and looked carefully at the frame in Brother Cao's hand.

"Forehead drop god, brother, you have taken the frame upside down!" I yelled at Brother Cao very confused, it seemed that in the frame, there was a part of the painting facing the wall, and Lao Cao was staring at the painting with his head against the wall excitedly admiring it.

"I'm sorry, you see that I was so excited that I actually forgot about this stubble." Lao Cao explained to me while laughing, then pulled out the frame in his hand, flipped it from the bottom to the top, and said to me again: "Can you see clearly this time?" ”

"Big brother, you take it down!" I admire Brother Cao's IQ so much, how strange this Nima must be! "Oh, oh, I'll turn it over for you right away!" Lao Cao said to me embarrassedly.

Just as Brother Cao was setting up the frame for me, I carefully looked at the patterns inside the frame. It seems that this is a pair of cross-stitch, embroidered with a lifelike tiger, and no matter from the point of view of charm or color, the owner of the cross-stitch at that time must have put a certain amount of effort, otherwise it would not be embroidered so vividly.

However, is there any direct relationship between this tiger and the fact that the soul of Xiao Yu'er's cousin cannot return to the body?

Seeing that I was puzzled, Lao Cao dusted the frame and explained to me: "In the feng shui pendant, not only the peach wood sword, axe, and gourd have the effect of driving away evil and avoiding evil, and turning away evil and seeking good fortune, but also some pictures containing the master's hard work can also play such a role." Look at this big tiger in my hand. ”

While speaking, Brother Cao pointed to the big tiger in the frame with his hand, "Patterns such as dragons, tigers, unicorns, and swaggers have had the effect of dispelling evil spirits since ancient times. When I used the ancestral secret technique of our Ma family to bring his soul back, because of the existence of this object, the soul could not return to the body, so our Ma family's secret technique was still very effective. Brother Cao said incoherently, as if the same thing had been repeated more than twice.

Seeing that I was silent for a long time, Lao Cao continued to ask me: "By the way, brother, after you opened the eyes of heaven, did you see the lost soul of that buddy at the door?" ”

In order to calm Lao Cao down, I pretended to be bitter and replied, "I didn't see it! ”

This time, Lao Cao was depressed, so he saw that this old brother looked at me hard for a long time, and after finding that my facial expression was flawless, he sighed and said in a tangled manner: "No, I also cured such a patient last time, why didn't it work this time?" ”

Quack, I like to tease Lao Cao so much, this is like when I was a child, I used candy paper to wrap large glass balls, and let those stupid children eat them as candy balls; Or when I was in junior high school, I poured soy sauce into a cola bottle and gave it to those athletes who were five big and three thick; Or put the melon seeds in the stinky sneakers, cover them for a day, and then take them out and share them with others, it's the same and the same!

I remember that in "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", when Uncle Ge Youge went to Japan, he was poor in the church during the day, and he lay down for the pastor, do you think this product is too bad. Tell you, I didn't go, and if I did, I could have done it to the pastor until I foamed at the mouth, believe it or not? It's a small sample, compared to me, Uncle Ge is still 10,000 years of cultivation earlier!

However, jokes aside, after seeing Brother Cao's tangled expression, I couldn't hold back the joy in my heart anymore, so I let out loud, and Brother Cao looked at me like a monster, I just didn't know what was going on.

After I finished laughing, I told Brother Cao the real situation. Thanks to the fact that I always tease him, Brother Cao is also used to my personality. If you want to change to someone else, it is estimated that you can chase out a few streets like Liu Tiezhu slashing Huang Laoxie with a kitchen knife!

"Oh brother, don't make trouble, hurry up and get down to business, I still have to work the night shift in a while." Brother Cao held back for a long time, and actually gave me such a sentence. The question is who just now, I have to smoke a cigarette and take a break before I can do it. Mom, in terms of Lang's time-consuming, the two of us are fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, and no one can say anything about anyone.

"And how does this cross-stitch work?" I pointed to the frame and asked Lao Cao.

"Simple, you're sure that buddy's soul is at the door, right?" Lao Cao asked me again uneasily.

"That's right, it's at the door!" I confirmed it again, and Lao Cao continued: "After a while, find a stronger rope, tie this cross-stitch, and I will put it downstairs from the window in the room, so that the soul of that buddy can return to the body!" ”

Thinking of this, I walked to Brother Cao's side, took the frame from his hand, and then walked quickly to the window, opened the window, and found that there was no one below, and he didn't stop any cars, so he raised his hand, and the cross-stitch of the big tiger was thrown down by me.

"Alas, alas!" Lao Cao was surprised for a while, and then beat his chest and said to me: "Brother, if the painting is a shop that sells cross-stitch, it can sell a cigarette for money, you..."

Depend on! After a long time, you actually plan to use this thing to pay for this work, I really can't wait to use this gesture to describe you: convex - convex!

to be continued